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« Reply #420 on: December 12, 2009, 09:33:41 AM »
<Yeoz> i wonder if i have an accent
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« Reply #421 on: December 12, 2009, 06:50:41 PM »
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[22:25] <notKazz> stush
[22:26] <notKazz> i have critical business.
[22:26] <Stush> D:
[22:26] <Stush> That does more damage then normal business!

further reinforcing my belief that Stush is the best person in #ff

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[16:26] <Brentai> I had sex with Friday in the butt.

but you got tripped up by the triple shooter in the deepest area
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« Reply #422 on: December 12, 2009, 06:51:45 PM »
Quote from: Friday on December 12, 2009, 06:50:41 PM
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[22:25] <notKazz> stush
[22:26] <notKazz> i have critical business.
[22:26] <Stush> D:
[22:26] <Stush> That does more damage then normal business!

further reinforcing my belief that Stush is the best person in the world
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« Reply #423 on: December 13, 2009, 06:07:58 AM »
<@Cait> Did Frocto win by wallswimming
<Frocto> you bet I did
<@Cait> Frocto has learned how to cheat Death. An important lesson.
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« Reply #424 on: December 13, 2009, 09:48:34 AM »
Making the Chakan ending all the more appropriate.
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« Reply #425 on: December 15, 2009, 09:26:19 PM »
[00:22] <Smiler> SPY IS SCOUTS DADS PYROS MOMS ANNOUNCER
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« Reply #426 on: December 16, 2009, 07:28:10 PM »
<Esperath> aussies love their steaks
<@Silversong> Yeah, I saw their restaurant.
<@Cait> The restaurant that has nothing to do with Australia at all?
<@Silversong> Whatever.  There was a digeridoo on the wall.  You can't just fake that.
<Esperath> foster's.  australian for outback steakhouse.
<@Squizzle> The iPhone doesn't produce the haunting melodies of the Australian outback. Droid digeridoes.
<@Silversong> digeridon't.
<+drethelin> oh no you digerididn't
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« Reply #427 on: December 17, 2009, 02:08:42 AM »
[17:55] Frocto: why does peggle have a unicorn
[17:55] kazztawdal: his name is bhorn
[17:55] kazztawdal: bjorn
[17:56] Frocto: is he cool
[17:56] kazztawdal: no
[17:56] Frocto: why does peggle have a unicorn
[17:56] kazztawdal: why not
[17:58] Frocto: you can say that, but
[17:58] Frocto: there are actually a lot of reasons
[17:59] kazztawdal: unicorns are cool
[18:00] Frocto: you have to question the morals of a guy who has a 3 foot dick and only hangs out with virgins
[18:01] kazztawdal: why
[18:01] Frocto: he is probably a jerk
[18:01] kazztawdal: maybe
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« Reply #428 on: December 18, 2009, 03:26:05 PM »
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It's 10 years since Homer Simpson observed about kids: “You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.”
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« Reply #429 on: December 19, 2009, 09:02:44 PM »
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This book is to literature what 50 CENT: BLOOD ON THE SAND is to literature.

Chris Sims on Twilight.
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« Reply #430 on: December 20, 2009, 08:39:13 PM »
<+lady_duke> but vaginas dont stick out that way
<+lady_duke> look at that doll
<+lady_duke> her vagina is like, forward
<+lady_duke> protruding outwards from her in a way that they do not realistically
<Esperath> maybe YOU don't have an opposable vagina
<MetalSlime> Taki throws enemies with her vagina
<@Friday> my vagina is capable of bending, flexing, shooting spikes, and accelerating to up to 95 mph.
<MetalSlime> Can you use it for sex, though?
<@Friday> I was describing sex.
<sei> i am disappointed that "bending" was not followed by "spacetime"
<MetalSlime> Sex with Friday sounds like a boss battle
<@Zaratustra> oh, it bends many things
<+lady_duke> hahahahaha
<+lady_duke> oh friday
<sei> inc comment on someone wanting to warp through friday's wormhole
<MetalSlime> With phases
<Esperath> I beat the last boss
<Esperath> I was hard
<@Zaratustra> SHOOT THE CORE
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« Reply #431 on: December 20, 2009, 11:42:35 PM »
Why does every discussion about Friday's vagina inevitably end with Zaratustra?
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« Reply #432 on: December 20, 2009, 11:59:10 PM »
zaratustra is where vaginas go to die.
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« Reply #433 on: December 21, 2009, 12:00:36 AM »
are you implying that I would like to touch friday's vagina disposable ninja

because it's true
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« Reply #434 on: December 21, 2009, 12:02:07 AM »
DON'T DO IT sound of the thing from john carpenter's the thing screaming while on fire
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« Reply #435 on: December 21, 2009, 12:19:07 AM »
Quote from: Zaratustra on December 21, 2009, 12:00:36 AM
are you implying that I would like to touch friday's vagina disposable ninja

Actually I'm pretty sure I was going for an ejaculation jo-Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh

(that was a monty python joke about Friday's vag, also known as the Black Beast)
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« Reply #436 on: December 28, 2009, 08:04:02 AM »
<Friday_San_Diego> Zara you and I should write a Twilight werewolf game
<Friday_San_Diego> Edward: faggot. everyone wins immediately if he dies.
<Friday_San_Diego> Bella: village idiot.
<@Zaratustra> twilight werewolves imprint on a person at random
<@Zaratustra> and then if that person dies
<Friday_San_Diego> Jacob: THE WEREWOLF.
<@Zaratustra> they are Very Unhappy
<Friday_San_Diego> Renesme: double faggot. everyone wins twice immediately if she dies.
<@Zaratustra> this game doesn't seem very balanced
<SimonTheDigger> what if Edward kills Renesme or vice-versa
<Sede> Shmeesme!
<Friday_San_Diego> Very Unhappy werewolves cannot night kill
<Friday_San_Diego> they just mope around all day and automatically self-vote
<Joxam> Friday, the problem with that is you wouldn't be able to destingush them from some of our regular players.
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« Reply #437 on: December 30, 2009, 12:44:03 AM »
[16:40] Frocto: when I go to uni, I should get a tutor
[16:41] Frocto: a really hot one! with huge tits
[16:41] tenderdicks: and a huge dick
[16:41] Frocto: no
[16:41] tenderdicks: well
[16:41] tenderdicks: that was in the wrong window
[16:41] tenderdicks: but it works here too
[16:41] Frocto: hahaha
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« Reply #438 on: December 30, 2009, 12:54:22 AM »
CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY TO FROCTO BY ACCIDENT EVERYONE BECAUSE HE JUST SPREADS IT ALL OVER THE INTERNET
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« Reply #439 on: December 30, 2009, 12:59:21 AM »
I'm sorry, you must have mistaken this for the no quotes thread.
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