[14:48] zaratustra00: did you know
[14:48] zaratustra00: you're more closely related to a sea cucumber
[14:48] zaratustra00: than to the mosquito sucking your blood
[14:48] zaratustra00: your house is full of little aliens
[14:48] MadMaxJR: I don't eject my stomach at prey
[14:48] zaratustra00: insects are the only other phylum that managed to leave the sea man
[14:49] zaratustra00: or
[14:49] zaratustra00: arthropods
[14:49] zaratustra00: or whatever
[14:49] zaratustra00: everything else is weird sea creatures that use their organs as weaponry
[14:49] MadMaxJR: Hey Zara. Lets be the first creatures to return to the sea.
[14:50] zaratustra00: the sea gets my skin all wrinkly
[14:50] zaratustra00: also
[14:50] zaratustra00: the whales were on it first
[14:50] zaratustra00: after the fight with the insects
[14:50] zaratustra00: the whales still have vestigial legs. Why is that? BECAUSE THEY MIGHT COME BACK
[14:51] zaratustra00: they still have the option
[14:51] zaratustra00: beached whales are a warning dude
[14:51] zaratustra00: they're saying, "I could do this any time I wanted to"
[14:52] MadMaxJR: "Durhurhur, you landfags."
[14:52] MadMaxJR: Whales start posting to 4chan
[14:52] MadMaxJR: Giant posts of BWEAAEEOOOOOOOOOOO
[14:52] zaratustra00: "HEY BITCH THAT WATER YOU DRINKING?"
[14:52] zaratustra00: "YEAH I SHAT ON IT"
[14:53] zaratustra00: BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
[14:53] zaratustra00: and dolphins all sniggering and trading high fives
[14:53] MadMaxJR: We go down there and find out they have their own internet and computers down on the very bottom.
[14:53] zaratustra00: all based on sea cucumbers
[14:53] MadMaxJR: "Oh my god they haven't even switched to IPv6 you guys."
[14:53] zaratustra00: using their intestines as usb drives
[14:54] MadMaxJR: Hold on I have to post this on oceanbook
[14:54] zaratustra00: current mood: driftin'
[14:54] MadMaxJR: (90 friend pictures, all look like the same damn dolphin)
[14:54] zaratustra00: are you dolphin racist madmax
[14:55] MadMaxJR: Look man, dolphins jacked my car, I'm just saying, the stereotype fits
[14:55] zaratustra00: my grandmother was a dolphin you know
[14:55] zaratustra00: she had a very hard life
[14:55] MadMaxJR: Man I have a court date on thursday with this guy do not start this
[14:55] MadMaxJR: His lawyer is gonna be all 'sonar echo disproves' and shit
[14:56] MadMaxJR: Hoping for a bear on the jury.
[14:56] zaratustra00: hopefully it's not a kangaroo court
[14:56] MadMaxJR: Cause they are all for eatin fish guys
[14:56] zaratustra00: see there you are with the racism again
[14:56] zaratustra00: this is what I am talking about
[14:57] zaratustra00: you call dolphins "fish guys" you know they are not from fishia
[14:58] MadMaxJR: Atlantic, Pacific, I don't care where they're from, they're jerks man. Pullin up next to you on the street, leaning out and doing that thing with his blow hole to taunt you.
[14:58] MadMaxJR: They're assholes.
[14:58] MadMaxJR: I hope they all get caught in one big tuna trawler.
[14:58] zaratustra00: whateva you're just angry cause that porpoise didn't give you her number
[14:59] MadMaxJR: you know what they say... once you go gray you...... get aquatic parasite infections