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Re: Quotes
« Reply #480 on: February 15, 2010, 04:51:39 PM »

/faɪər/

one syllabro

I don't think you've heard Frocto's accent or the quote being given.

It could be rendered as "YOU'RE A DICK, GOWD OFF FIYAWH" but that would be mean.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #481 on: February 15, 2010, 04:55:59 PM »

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« Reply #482 on: February 18, 2010, 01:09:35 PM »

<Yeoz> http://www.civilization5.com/img/screenshots/screenshot_02.jpg :D
<+BongoBill> The best thing so far about the Civilization 5 announcement is all the hex jokes.
<+BongoBill> People are hexcited. The game's got a lot of hex appeal. And it was a good decision: after all, hex sells.
<+drethelin> when I heard there was hex again I was all FF
<LapCait|CLASS> Better than letting them get all pent-up.
<JDigital> Groan.
<+BongoBill> I love you both.
<JDigital> Math jokes, Cait. You're such a square.
<+BongoBill> You'll have to tri harder than that, JD.
<JDigital> Hex harder. There's a river.
<+Ridley> I love the three GIANT HORSES next to the city
<JDigital> six ther'es a river
<+drethelin> that's how civ's always been
<+Ridley> shut up.
<+Ridley> to JD.
<+Ridley> Yeah, I know
<+BongoBill> dreth: now it's less so.
<JDigital> I oct to shut up now
<+Ridley> i'll deca you if you don't.
<JDigital> well hexcuuuse me princess
<@Squizzle> Fuck you. Nine.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #483 on: March 02, 2010, 09:22:16 AM »

[12:17] <@Squizzle> fgsdfg
[12:18] <+Ridley> Squizzle has been knocked down by dragon scrotum and is attempting to type
[12:20] <Lottel> All of his dreams finally came true
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #484 on: March 06, 2010, 01:02:33 PM »

[16:01] <+Ridley> :D
[16:01] <+Ridley> A bear!
[16:01] <+Ridley> that is the answer to my problem!
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #485 on: March 07, 2010, 10:08:24 PM »

Look at me, I'm quoting myself within a quote of myself!  It's a new level in meta-narcissism!

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(10:06:20 PM) Yeoz: http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=kaiseki&w=all
(10:06:21 PM) Henton: (10:03:31 PM) (Her): we only taste it briefly, and only with certain tastebuds, hence why many people say it tastes salty even though its got a high sugar content
(10:06:21 PM) Henton: (10:03:49 PM) (Me): Well I guess that depends more on how you taste it.
(10:06:21 PM) Henton: (10:04:06 PM) (Her): yes, yes it does, but for most people its at the back of the tounge ;)
(10:06:21 PM) Henton: (10:04:08 PM) (Me): Hence the legitimate argument in favor of facials!
(10:06:21 PM) Henton: (10:04:29 PM) (Me): YAY FOR SCIENCE
(10:06:22 PM) Yeoz: *drool*
(10:06:48 PM) Henton: ...most awesomely-timed interruption ever.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #486 on: March 09, 2010, 11:51:37 AM »

Some days the internets are good to me.

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[There] is a ... scene in the Star Wars: Droids episode Tail of the Roon Comets in which R2-D2 turns on a jukebox and begins to breakdance... [Some] fans question the possibility of the moves R2-D2 performs in the episode. Nevertheless, the breakdance scene is assumed canonical until an official source confirms it is non-canon.
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« Reply #487 on: March 09, 2010, 12:40:14 PM »

And yet there's people who can't accept that Qui-gon and Obi-Wan did, in fact, travel through the core of Naboo.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #488 on: March 09, 2010, 12:43:11 PM »

And that Jar Jar was a senator as well as ambassador. AND A WAR HERO.

NEVER FORGET
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« Reply #489 on: March 09, 2010, 12:48:01 PM »

My favourite thing about Jar Jar is that George realized that everyone hated him, so he promised he wouldn't really do anything with him in the second movie.

...Except make him the guy who gives Palpatine the Empire, that is.  :whoops:
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #490 on: March 10, 2010, 10:13:56 PM »

"Treason is the reason for the season and that season--"
*pulls out a gun*
"--IS DEATH CHRISTMAS!"
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #491 on: March 10, 2010, 10:26:11 PM »

My favourite thing about Jar Jar is that George realized that everyone hated him, so he promised he wouldn't really do anything with him in the second movie.

...Except make him the guy who gives Palpatine the Empire, that is.  :whoops:

Fridge Brilliance: Now everyone in-universe hates him as well.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #492 on: March 15, 2010, 01:05:51 PM »

Quote
tegan says:
 I think I should nickname some of my pokes.
Bouncing Ada says:
 Chirpy-boy and Bart jr.?
tegan says:
 I have a Drowzee, Totodile, Furret, Pidgey, Geodude, and Flaaffy most of the time.
Bouncing Ada says:
 Geodude - THE BOULDER
tegan says:
 =O
 It only works if it's all one word.
 :\
 THEBOULDER feels conflicted about using Magnitude on YOUNGBLINDGIRL.
Bouncing Ada says:
 :T
tegan says:
 THEBOULDER is over its confliction!
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #493 on: March 18, 2010, 07:37:31 PM »

<LaserBeing> also the best part
<LaserBeing> of any Zelda episode
<LaserBeing> is when Zelda is sitting on her bed or something
<LaserBeing> and Link comes in
<LaserBeing> and goes "ALL RIGHT! SMOOCHIN' TIME"
<LaserBeing> and fucking tries to jump on her
<Nerd> haha
<@Friday> YES
<@Friday> I remember that
<@Romosome> yes
<LaserBeing> and she dodges
<@Romosome> this was before we had a concept of sexual harassment
<@Friday> fucking laughed out loud
<@Friday> I admit it
<@Romosome> bitches was just playin' hard to get
<@Friday> just like
<@Friday> no preamble
<@Friday> just
<@Romosome> SHE'S JUST SO FEISTY
<LaserBeing> yeah
<@Friday> ZELDA ON BED?
<@Romosome> RAWR
<@Friday> TIME TO SEX
<LaserBeing> and takes a fucking flying leap
<@Romosome> Link just whips it out and it makes the sword-beam sound effect
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« Reply #494 on: March 19, 2010, 09:39:15 PM »

frocto: but I pretty much lost faith in dick measuring when I found out how big roger's was
Brentai: Mine is tiny.
Brentai: So tiny.
Brentai: Itty bitty.
Brentai: Teeny.
Brentai: Weent.
Brentai: So small.
frocto: and yet you're a stone cold badass
Brentai: All the testosterone went to my AWESOME gland.
frocto: so yeah, penis size has basically nothing to do with awesomeness
frocto: more like your lying gland
Brentai: My lying gland is enormous.  And throbbing.
frocto: veiny
frocto: constantly unloading all over women's faces
frocto: there's a series of japanese pornos just about you lying to women
frocto: ok bye
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« Reply #495 on: March 20, 2010, 09:37:37 AM »

haha I can't believe you quoted that on here
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« Reply #496 on: March 25, 2010, 07:41:46 AM »

"When life gives you ghosts you make ghost robots"

I fucking love 40k
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« Reply #497 on: March 25, 2010, 11:24:51 AM »

[15:17] <Joxam> Niku, how long has godzilla been moonwalking?
[15:20] <Niku> Joxam: since time immemorial
[15:22] <kazznap> godzilla taught michael jackson everything he knew
[15:23] <Niku> especially the parts about the little boys in the tiny shorts
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« Reply #498 on: March 25, 2010, 07:13:48 PM »

Frocto: when you combine Helium with Manganese
Frocto: the compound formed is the most powerful compound in the universe
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« Reply #499 on: March 25, 2010, 07:24:30 PM »

fuck you detonator that quote is fucking hilarious
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