Topic: Quotes (Read 141999 times)

Lottel · « **Reply #600 on:** October 05, 2010, 06:01:34 AM »

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We are hosting a beer pong tournament and kegger to help fund our volunteer trip to Guatemala over Christmas break. We will be working with locals building schools and community centers, and we would like to make a significant donation to the organization.

Beer pong tournament will begin at 8:30. Entry fee is $10 for a team of 2. Please email ____________.edu if you want to register a team.
If beer pong is not for you, no worries. We're having a party right after, starting at 10pm.

Mongrel · « **Reply #601 on:** October 05, 2010, 06:39:47 AM »

Your current avatar combines very well with that quote.

Friday · « **Reply #602 on:** October 07, 2010, 08:15:18 AM »

<jsnlxndrlv> ...man, it would figure that all the ladies want to marry me now
<jsnlxndrlv> TOO LATE, SUCKERS
<@Friday> Newbie lets get married
<@Friday> I can offer you endless torment and then death.
<jsnlxndrlv> Shit, that's a better deal than I'm getting
<jsnlxndrlv> SOLD
<@Zaratustra> but what can you offer -beyond- a normal marriage

Friday · « **Reply #603 on:** October 07, 2010, 02:58:25 PM »

<@Fridaway> I AM WELL AWARE I AM A HUGE PUSSY ABOUT COLD
<@Fridaway> I DON'T CARE
<aintaer> -about cold
<aintaer> +of acid

Esperath · « **Reply #604 on:** October 11, 2010, 06:01:32 PM »

[19:00]   <Esperath>   !surge
[19:00]   <Haruhi>   SURGE: 2069 Caster's home is stolen
[19:00]   <Esperath>   haha
[19:00]   <Esperath>   hahaha
[19:00]   <Esperath>   ...:3
[19:00]   <Mr_Saturn>   How do you steal that
[19:00]   <Mr_Saturn>   how
[19:00]   <Mr_Saturn>   HOW
[19:01]   <Brent|Knytting>   Be a bank?

clutch · « **Reply #605 on:** October 12, 2010, 08:26:34 AM »

My date: (finishes writing a note to herself) You remember in Pete & Pete, how in that one episode older Pete falls in love with his math teacher because he likes the way she draws her twos?
Me: I do.
My date: Well, I think I make great number twos.

Healy · « **Reply #606 on:** October 14, 2010, 09:12:25 AM »

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Superman & Batman Are Tight.

THE TIME: Night.

THE PLACE: I dunno, a rooftop or some shit.

BATMAN’S STANDING THERE, SUPERMAN FLIES DOWN.

SUPERMAN: Wazzup my houuumie!!!

BATMAN: Gotham Gotham WHUUUUUT!!!!!!

SUPERMAN: How you livin’?

BATMAN: I gots a cave full’a riches and a mansion full’a bitches! What up wit’ u?

SUPERMAN: Oh you know. Stoppin’ them runaway trains. Leapin’ them buildins. Sippin’ on that Kryzzurrp.

BATMAN: Les get on this crime shit. Wrap it quick. Got me an appointment with Catwoman ‘round 2:30.

SUPERMAN: Daaaaaayyyym! You still hittin’ that?

BATMAN: Fo’ sho. I can’t save the city if I ain’t got mah kitty.

THEY GO FIGHT CRIME, THEN BATMAN HAS HIS APPOINTMENT WITH CATWOMAN. HE HITS THAT.

THE END.

Brentai · « **Reply #607 on:** October 14, 2010, 09:23:38 AM »

wassup!!!

Mongrel · « **Reply #608 on:** October 15, 2010, 04:53:08 PM »

GraK: Did I tell this story here? I actually deepfried powdered sugar on accident. It does not work.
Jester: how the fuck did you do that? thought it was flour? and why?
Grak: I was making a beer batter. I could not for the life of me figure out why the batter would not mix up properly, but I was distracted so I just added beer till it was thick, even though it took way less than I was expecting. Then I tried to deep fry stuff and it kept just sliding off and gummying up the oil. I could not figure out what was wrong. Finally, I happened to lick my fingers and noticed the oil on my hands was sweet....
Grak: Basically, I made beer frosting and then tried to deep fry it.

Mongrel · « **Reply #609 on:** October 15, 2010, 04:56:57 PM »

Had to share this, just because:

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Friend of mine works for the Dept. of Revenue
Guy sends in his tax return unsigned.
They send it back with a request for signature, and get back:

Brentai · « **Reply #610 on:** October 15, 2010, 06:03:05 PM »

My handwriting is worse than that.

Mongrel · « **Reply #611 on:** October 24, 2010, 06:56:18 AM »

Quote from: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on a full suit of armor and attacked a Hot Fudge Sundae or a Banana Split."

Büge · « **Reply #612 on:** October 24, 2010, 07:43:04 AM »

I don't get it.

François · « **Reply #613 on:** October 24, 2010, 08:44:22 AM »

I'd take on Atlas Shrugged with a hazmat suit and a flamethrower.

Brentai · « **Reply #614 on:** October 24, 2010, 08:53:23 AM »

Can I beat up Ishmael with a power suit?

Zaratustra · « **Reply #615 on:** October 24, 2010, 08:56:53 AM »

Call me Ishmael... BITCH.

Thad · « **Reply #616 on:** October 24, 2010, 09:48:41 AM »

Quote from: Brent on October 24, 2010, 08:53:23 AM

Can I beat up Ishmael with a power suit?

Pretty sure I did that my first semester of college.

"Ishmael is the story of a stupid primate and the talking gorilla who teaches him things."

...you know, I think I have all my college papers on a CD here somewhere. I got some kind of award for the one about how our political system has fucked us all, which leads me to believe I probably won't be embarrassed if I reread it.

Brentai · « **Reply #617 on:** October 24, 2010, 10:11:36 AM »

He didn't talk. He was psychic.

Thad · « **Reply #618 on:** October 24, 2010, 10:12:51 AM »

THAT'S right. It was "the TELEPATHIC gorilla who teaches him things."

Mongrel · « **Reply #619 on:** October 29, 2010, 07:04:28 PM »

Quote from: G.K. Chesterton

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

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