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Friday · « **Reply #680 on:** January 19, 2011, 06:46:17 PM »

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<Aoko> But you have sat here and explain to the class, in very uncomfortable detail, about how you're waiting for 2012 so "the world will be bathed in fire, and I can dance in it as I die."

not wanting to cause it herself? zzzzzzzzz

Koah · « **Reply #681 on:** January 20, 2011, 04:38:46 PM »

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<@Romosome> did you know Bruce Lee had only one ball
<@Romosome> one of his testicles did not descend at birth
<@Romosome> there is a simple reason for this. Imagine how awesome Bruce Lee was with one ball.
<@patito> that must be his secret
<@Romosome> If he had both he would turn gold and fly and shoot lasers and shit
<@Romosome> it was to protect us
<+Ridley> it was to protect HIM
<+Ridley> having a laser penis is a bit of a social disadvantage.
<Lottel> But with great power cums great responsibility

Mongrel · « **Reply #682 on:** January 21, 2011, 08:32:23 AM »

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I just had a video-stream advertisement ask me if I was tired of waiting for videos to load. Someone did not think that one through.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #683 on:** January 21, 2011, 02:21:28 PM »

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<myew> I'd go but down a youtube link, but inversely proportional rate to 'SHARKEY SEXING SILVERSONG STOP GEOTHERMAL IN MURDERING SPREE STOP SIXTEEN DEAD STOP SEND PIZZA AND SHOTGUNS STOP'.

Brentai · « **Reply #684 on:** January 30, 2011, 11:47:41 AM »

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<BongoBill>   I can't say crotch. I have Can't-Say-Crotch disease.
<Kisai_Sakurai>   Wait, sexually dimorphic?
<Brentai>   You just said crotch twice!
<BongoBill>   No, I typed it.
<Brentai>   ni
<Friday>   Ni!
<Meikai>   it isn't just the crotch, though
<Friday>   Brentai
<Friday>   get out of my mind
<Friday>   right now
<Meikai>   speaking of crotches
<Brentai>   Nuh uh
<Friday>   you're slimy and
<Meikai>   black swan
<Brentai>   I'm gonna make a nest and curl up.

And zeeeeen

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<Romosome>   He is trying so hard to not care that it's obvious he cares about not caring.
<Romosome>   He has failed at ironic davecool
<zaratustra>   is this like sharkey
<zaratustra>   "I don't care!" "I don't care more!"
<Brentai>   Yeah it's a webcomic by Sha
<Kisai_Sakurai>   Hey yeah, what happened to Sharkey? I almost forgot about him.
<zaratustra>   died
<Brentai>   GET OUT OF MY MIND IT'S IN FRIDAY'S MIND
<zaratustra>   we need to go deeper
<Brentai>   WE'VE GONE DO
<Brentai>   ...
<Brentai>   FUCK
<Brentai>   YOU
<zaratustra>   :3

sei · « **Reply #685 on:** February 04, 2011, 04:03:12 AM »

Banks in Europe and the U.S. have finally figured a way to socialize their losses and privatize their gains.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #686 on:** February 04, 2011, 04:46:04 AM »

This is old news. On that note, the Koch brothers, supporters of Self-Made Man propaganda and huge suckles on the government teat.

Büge · « **Reply #687 on:** February 04, 2011, 12:05:14 PM »

Why is this in the quotes thread?

Classic · « **Reply #688 on:** February 04, 2011, 12:23:27 PM »

My guess is that they originally intended to make a short snippet of the article, link it, and then add their own, personal vitriol-laden vomit to the mix.

Then they decided that's old hat and made a link. But forgot to move it to Thad's board.

sei · « **Reply #689 on:** February 04, 2011, 04:52:30 PM »

Quote from: Classic on February 04, 2011, 12:23:27 PM

My guess is that they originally intended to make a short snippet of the article, link it, and then add their own, personal vitriol-laden vomit to the mix.

Then they decided that's old hat and made a link. But forgot to move it to Thad's board.

It was well-worded, not new information.

Smiler · « **Reply #690 on:** February 10, 2011, 09:14:41 AM »

"Once, a clerk at home depot described to me in precise detail everything I needed to build a beer bong. I thanked him for his time and assembly instructions."

"Did you ask him, or did he just look at you and feel like you were the type of person who was probably wondering about it?"

"I was buying a funnel."

Smiler · « **Reply #691 on:** February 10, 2011, 09:51:42 AM »

<Joxam> I thought brent lived in so cal and not with his mom?
<JDigital> moms can live in socal too
<Joxam> NO
<Kazz> SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
<Stush> Brentai is so cal
<Kazz> NO MOMS ALLOWED

Royal☭ · « **Reply #692 on:** February 10, 2011, 10:55:20 PM »

From Howard Zinn's A People's History of the United States

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Henry Ford, in March 1931, said the crisis was here because "the averageman won't really do a day's work unless he is caught and cannot get out of it. There is plenty of work to do if people would do it." A few weeks later he laid off 75,000 workers.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #693 on:** February 11, 2011, 09:53:29 AM »

<yeoz-on-the-train-home> fuck this block
* yeoz-on-the-train-home is now known as yeoz
<yeoz> someone was trying to rob a guy in a wheelchair
<yeoz> how low can you get new york >:|
<Moebius> Pretty low, apparently
<yeoz> my block has to be like the highest crime block in the city >:|
<Cait> That sounds nearly as low as Chicago.
 yeoz rotates
 yeoz rotates angrily
<sede> Seethe & Spin

Brentai · « **Reply #694 on:** February 12, 2011, 05:58:11 AM »

<Upthorn>   oh, I have a story which may appeal to #finalfight's interests
<Upthorn>   some friends I visit frequently have roommates which watch Law and Order: Special Victims Unit on netflix all the time
<Upthorn>   but their roommates just call it "rape".
<Upthorn>   "Hey guys, what are you watching?" "Rape."
<JD>   It's accurate
<Upthorn>   "Wanna watch some rape with us?"
<Upthorn>   So, when the episode ends, and the first credit is "Created by Dick Wolf" it just makes so much sense.
<Brentai>   ...wow, seriously?
<Upthorn>   yes.
<Brentai>   Guy named Dick Wolf. Created a show pretty much about rape.
<Esperath>   ...
<Esperath>   .......
<Upthorn>   well apparently
<Upthorn>   he actually created /all/ of the law and orders
<Upthorn>   but
<Upthorn>   it is more important
<Upthorn>   that he also created rape.
<Brentai>   Yes but somewhere in that mess he decided
<Esperath>   Creator:
<Brentai>   OKAY
<Esperath>   Dick Wolf
<Brentai>   SPINOFF
<Esperath>   holy shit
<Brentai>   ALL RAPE
<Brentai>   ALL THE TIME
<Brentai>   And everyone just looked at him.
<Brentai>   And he was like
<Brentai>   WHAT
<Brentai>   I AM DICK WOLF
<Upthorn>   and they were like
<Upthorn>   "THAT IS THE BEST IDEA"
<Brentai>   CAN'T LET YOU TAP THAT, STAR FOX.
<Esperath>   it is a series
<Upthorn>   and they made the show.
<Esperath>   about rape culture
<Esperath>   Law and Order: Rape Culture Unit
<Esperath>   QUICK, SEND OUT THE RCU
<Brentai>   I did not know there was such a thing as rape culture.
<Cait>   It's what you use to make rapegurt.

Friday · « **Reply #695 on:** February 22, 2011, 09:36:45 AM »

* @Fridaway tackles her snowman
* @Fridaway rolls with her snowman in the snow
<@Romosome> Friday do that and take pictures
<+Esperath> Brentai rapes your snowman.
<@Romosome> just bundle up so nobody can see your face
* @Fridaway gradually begins to understand that the snowman has always been there for her
<@Romosome> sex snowman, sex snowman
* @Fridaway begins to realize that the one she has loved has always been him
<@Romosome> how did he get heeeeeeeeeeere
* @Fridaway marries snowman
<R^2> Friday builds her snowmen anatomically correct for just such a purpose.
* @Fridaway wedding night, bow chicka wow
<@Romosome> Friday you don't know where that's been
* @Fridaway mourns her snowman come spring
<@Romosome> snowbabies?!
* @Fridaway gives birth to snowbabies 7 months later
* @Fridaway eats them
<+BongoBill> No, don't do that!
<+BongoBill> You'll get an ice cream headache!
<maou> and then winter... comes again. teehee

Mothra · « **Reply #696 on:** February 22, 2011, 10:26:14 AM »

excellent

Mongrel · « **Reply #697 on:** February 24, 2011, 10:10:30 AM »

http://twitter.com/mrtimlong/status/38708648511275008

Thad · « **Reply #698 on:** February 25, 2011, 10:42:54 AM »

Quote from: Ike

Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes you can do these things. Among them are H. L. Hunt (you possibly know his background), a few other Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or business man from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid.

via via

Friday · « **Reply #699 on:** February 26, 2011, 10:00:47 AM »

<StushSleep> Rice is good, though!
<StushSleep> You can eat all the rice you want and you'll never gain weight
<StushSleep> Believe me, i'm a science
<@Friday> The Scientific Field of Stush.
<@Friday> A new breakthrough was made today by scientists studying the field of Stush. You can now build: Hams, Jet Packs, Woman's Suffrage
<StushSleep> Delicious women's suffrage
<maou> Stush leads to Suffrage? News to me. I guess that's what I get for not looking at the tech tree before joining #finalfight.
<+BongoBill> Jet Packs were invented in New Zealand by studying the behavior of airborne Stush Particles carried by the gulf stream from Australia.
<StushSleep> I love to see women suffrage
<@Friday> The Theory of Stush says we were evolved from land-faring hams
<@Friday> The first hams to descend from their trees and make those first few momentous steps before getting killed and eaten by large killer-hams
<@Cait> These 'hamosaurs' as they were later called roamed the earth for millenia
<@Friday> Eventually the killer hams evolved in the Hamosaurs, which ruled the planet for 5 billion years with a Ham-fist
<@Friday> damn it cait
<maou> Millenia later, an eccentric old man invests in the building of his new theme-zoo, jurassic pork.

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