Topic: Quotes (Read 148615 times)

Friday · « **Reply #700 on:** February 26, 2011, 03:20:49 PM »

<@Friday> oh, wow
<@Friday> it was Nigeria, too
<@Friday> can we just ban Nigeria from the internet?
<+BongoBill> Friday, but then we'd have no Nollywood movies.
<Stush> Man
<Stush> Seriously, $200,000?
<@Friday> sure.
<Stush> That's nuts.
<@Friday> Romance cons are fucking easy.
<@Friday> they do themselves.
<@Friday> no pun intended.
<Stush> If someone wanted $200,000 from me, they'd have to come to my house and like, I dunno, show me their bottom
<@Friday> cons are easy in general, but getting some poor lovelost sap to wire you money to "help you out" is like shooting fish in a barrel
* @Friday flies to Stush, shows bottom
<@Friday> WHERES MY 200,000!
<Stush> I AM FROM NIGERIA
<@Friday> FUCK
* Stush fades away slowly, laughing

JDigital · « **Reply #701 on:** February 27, 2011, 10:25:55 AM »

Comment on a Youtube video:

(2E) DM: The chamberlain beckons you guys to come meet the king. Paladin: "Greetings my liege, it's an honour to meet such a brave warlord and noble ruler". Bard: "I will sing a song about your deeds". Cleric: "We are the right men to rescue your daughter". Thief: "I backstab the chamberlain".

(4E) DM: This cool (expensive) miniature is the king, he is 6 squares away from you". Paladin: "Hello king, how difficult is this challenge?" Thief: "I backstab the chamberlain".

Esperath · « **Reply #702 on:** February 28, 2011, 01:45:35 AM »

[08:40]   <Esperath>   complex 6 was probably the most hilarious in terms of test phases
[08:40]   <Esperath>   http://i.imgur.com/zLWYF.jpg
[08:41]   <zaratustra>   where do I get bridge it :(
[08:41]   <drethelin>   bridget is a trap zara

Lottel · « **Reply #703 on:** February 28, 2011, 06:30:37 PM »

"Sometimes I think I am the only person who doesn't understand women."

I chuckled for a bit too long.

Smiler · « **Reply #704 on:** March 01, 2011, 04:16:24 PM »

[00:55] <Rottel> chick that friended me on facebook that is a friend of a friend of a friend is chatting me
[00:55] <@Friday> a chick who friended me on friendfriend turned out to be a dog
[00:55] <@Friday> arf
[00:55] <@Romosome> LOTTEL FUCKING STOP HAVING FACEBOOK DRAMA IN HERE JESUS CHRIST WE GET IT YOU ARE A FUCKING HAREM ANIME
[00:55] <@Friday> ARF ARF ARF
[00:55] <@Romosome> JUST BANG THEM ALL AND BE DONE WITH IT
[00:55] <Rottel> I am not having facebook drama
[00:55] <@Romosome> ROMOSOME IS SOLVING PROBLEMS TODAY WHO ELSE HAS A PROBLEM
[00:55] <@Friday> I HAVE A PROBLEM
[00:55] <Rottel> AND YOU HAVE SEX WITH THEM, JERK
[00:56] <Rottel> SEX THEM AL
[00:56] <Rottel> L
[00:56] <Rottel> OR SEX THEM, AL
[00:56] <@Friday> ROMOSOME MY PROBLEM IS THAT POLLUTION IS TOO HIGH, CONTRUCT MORE RAILROADS
[00:56] <Rottel> whichever
[00:56] * @Romosome cuts back on funding
[00:56] <JDigital> Romosome: I don't know how to get from Dublin railway station to the Dublin airport
[00:56] * Brentai cuts Friday's funding.
[00:56] <Brentai> FUCK
[00:56] <+BongoBill> YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!!
[00:56] <@Friday> HELICOPTER 1 REPORTING HEAVY TRAFFIC
[00:56] <@Friday> YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS
[00:56] * @Friday begins to deteriorate

Esperath · « **Reply #705 on:** March 07, 2011, 11:54:20 PM »

[06:55]   <Esperath>   squizzle is a delivery boy
[06:55]   <Esperath>   he delivers sex
[06:56]   -->|   BongoBill has joined #finalfight
[06:56]   <Squizzle>   Today I become a delivery man.
[06:56]   =-=   Mode #finalfight +v BongoBill by ChanServ
[06:56]   * Squizzle delivers, to Bongo.
[06:56]   * BongoBill receives?
[06:56]   <Esperath>   he sure does
[06:56]   <Squizzle>   8)

Mongrel · « **Reply #706 on:** March 08, 2011, 06:56:58 AM »

I keep reading those first two lines in the "sex robot" voice.

Mongrel · « **Reply #707 on:** March 14, 2011, 03:46:04 PM »

Quote from: Dantes

Quote from: Basilisk
I think I just read some motorcycle fan fiction

At least it wasn't Motorcycle/car slash fiction. Then you might have had to read about a tranny.

Lottel · « **Reply #708 on:** March 14, 2011, 05:01:26 PM »

"I hit on this chick and she didn't say a word. It took me a minute to realize she was actually deaf"

My little brother's tweets usually make me laugh but this spring break is like Christmas for me

Burrito Al Pastor · « **Reply #709 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:27:05 AM »

Quote

An arrest was made tonight by an officer that works in my building. The legal name of the person arrested? Haywood Jablowme.

How tough has his life been?

And it seems to be self fulfilling prophecy that he is a male transvestite prostitute.

JDigital · « **Reply #710 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:46:43 AM »

Friday · « **Reply #711 on:** March 30, 2011, 10:17:38 AM »

<zaratustra> drinking a mint julep at the kentucky derby has to be the whitest possible action
<+Ridley> zara no
<maou> I thought the whitest possible action was oppressing a minority.
<MetalSlime> Wrong
<MetalSlime> It's country music

Friday · « **Reply #712 on:** March 31, 2011, 11:38:01 AM »

<SlimeDroid> !friday
<Aoko> ROMO! HOTTEST MOM GIRL! TEN SECONDS GO.
<SlimeDroid> mom girl??
<Rygaron> Mom Girl sounds like a good sidekick to have.
<sei> no, Rygaron. she is not very responsible.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #713 on:** March 31, 2011, 11:38:11 AM »

<SlimeDroid> !friday
<Aoko> ROMO! HOTTEST MOM GIRL! TEN SECONDS GO.
<SlimeDroid> mom girl??
<Rygaron> Mom Girl sounds like a good sidekick to have.
<sei> no, Rygaron. she is not very responsible.
* Squizzle has quit (Read error: No route to host)
<sei> otherwise she would just be "girl"

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #714 on:** March 31, 2011, 11:38:28 AM »

GOD DAMN FRIDAYS GET OFF MY LAWN

Friday · « **Reply #715 on:** March 31, 2011, 10:03:57 PM »

<+Esperath> !haiku for wolfgame
<Upthorn> Haiku Novicework: He doesn't talk much. / No one's gonna eat your eyes / I got off scott free.

Kayma · « **Reply #716 on:** April 01, 2011, 05:35:22 AM »

That is so perfect.

Smiler · « **Reply #717 on:** April 01, 2011, 10:40:29 PM »

[01:30] <Brentai> Estimated cost of Japan earthquake is over $300 billion.
[01:30] <+Smiler> Would that be around how much we spend on wars in a year, or how much we spend on wars every couple years?
[01:30] <+drethelin> i think that's about the yearly cost of iraq
[01:31] <+Smiler> Man, just imagine.
[01:31] <+Smiler> If we weren't in Iraq, we would have almost 10 Japans by now
[01:31] <Brentai> Total cost of Iraq War since its inception is around $704 billion.
[01:31] <Brentai> So no, just two Japans.
[01:31] <+Smiler> Okay 2.33 Japans
[01:31] <Brentai> Er, yes.
[01:32] <Brentai> Oh, that figure is for both Iraq AND Afghanistan.
[01:33] <Brentai> The actual cost is significantly higher because of debt though.
[01:33] <Brentai> None of that is actually paid, haw haw.
[01:35] <Brentai> But yeah the earthquake is about as expensive as three years of heavy combat.
[01:35] <Brentai> Well, for varying definitions of heavy.
[01:36] <Brentai> Japan is about as fucked as Iraq was in 2006 is what I'm saying.
[01:37] <Stush> But at least we got saddam out of japan.
[01:37] <Stush> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

A² · « **Reply #718 on:** April 02, 2011, 03:04:20 AM »

If there were stushes everywhere, world peace.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #719 on:** April 02, 2011, 07:20:54 AM »

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - John Steinbeck

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