Topic: Quotes (Read 148697 times)

Romosome · « **Reply #740 on:** April 25, 2011, 03:42:33 AM »

There was the one about the green ribbon from "Scary Stories to Put in First Grade Daycares And Permanently Traumatize Children For Life Seriously Did You People Even Look At The Illustrations Let Alone Read This Oh Wait You Read It Aloud To Us On Halloween Just Because It Was In The Scholastic Reading Catalog For Some Reason What The Fuck"

Friday · « **Reply #741 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:04:37 AM »

Pale Woman knows where you live.

Friday · « **Reply #742 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:33:43 AM »

<zara2stra> Jesus Christ: Innocent role. If killed, comes back 3 turns later.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #743 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:07:30 AM »

Lobst: @zarawesome When a romance option is blocked I imagine a white guy holding up a stop sign saying "OUR STANDARDS ONLY" + family-feud buzzer

zarawesome: @lobst I was very disappointed when I couldn't get it on with cremia in majora's mask

happy_mask: @zarawesome You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Mongrel · « **Reply #744 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:44:03 PM »

Quote from: Pepper

so sex ed in tennessee when I was in scholl was just blatant blatant conservative christian propaganda. they never mention birth control, just diseases and abstinence. oh and then they try and bribe you with coupons.

but my problems being as they were I didn't necessarily have a good grasp on the wisdom of bringing up certain topics/ calling out bullshit from authority. My grandmother was a nurse and her house was full of all sorts of (outdated) books, so I had read stuff from kinsey and masters and johnson among other things..... so I started a debate with the speaker in the middle of an assembly. I only recall that the handful of friends I did have though it was hilarious after the fact.

Quote from: Grak

I went to a Catholic school and they taught us about birth control :wacko:

Quote from: leprosy

A jesuit school? if so, makes sense.

Quote from: Grak

Yep.

I distinctly remember in 8th grade (Catholic Grade school) we were allowed to put question in a box for the sex ed class and our teacher (who's son was in my grade) would answer them. This was in addition to the sex ed curriculum. Anyways, one of the questions was about oral sex and ejaculate and she said "it's not that bad, it's only about a tablespoon and doesn't taste like much of anything and it's safe to swallow." This was awesome on two levels. First, she was encouraging the 8th graders in the room to perform oral sex because it's not that bad. And two, she was clearly speaking from personal experience.

Which, at the time I thought "wow, that has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to an 8th grader. His mom just announced to our class that she blows her husband and swallows." Then she topped it by getting a divorce, convincing our pastor to leave the priesthood and then running off with him and getting married.

Smiler · « **Reply #745 on:** April 26, 2011, 10:08:41 PM »

[01:07] <+Tyria> myew keeps getting more and more coherent
[01:07] <Guild> it's...
[01:07] <Guild> spookhy
[01:07] <myew> Tyria: Well i thought they were coherent.
[01:07] <+Tyria> myew, terrify guild
[01:07] <myew> Tyria: Yeah guild, you're making me want to see a doctor.

Smiler · « **Reply #746 on:** April 27, 2011, 12:00:42 PM »

[15:00] <myew> Like i was playing coop with just kissing and cuddling and stuff. Really hard pet-play, even going so well.. I guess drama is instigated by americans.

<myew> Detonator was here when sharkey had a partial miscarry and i hope im not a regular wolf. Kazz.

A² · « **Reply #747 on:** April 27, 2011, 04:18:00 PM »

myew myew myew

Mongrel · « **Reply #748 on:** April 27, 2011, 06:23:44 PM »

Nyan cat?

teg · « **Reply #749 on:** April 28, 2011, 06:24:24 AM »

Quote from: Ted Belmont on April 22, 2011, 01:56:56 PM

Quote from: Beat Bandit on April 22, 2011, 12:10:07 PM
Little did the Reavers know, with cats no longer being cute the known universe finally got off the fucking internet to fight back.

Ahem.

That 27-second clip had a 1-minute commercial for a psoriasis medication preceding it.
It got increasingly weird, too. There were about 30 seconds of warnings following the actual commercial, including stuff like "may increase your risk of cancer" and "if problem persists, contact your doctor; it may be evidence of a rare brain condition".

Esperath · « **Reply #750 on:** April 28, 2011, 02:10:34 PM »

[15:08]   JDigital   D&D inspired the RPG video game genre, and many other genres borrowed its mechanics
[15:08]   Esperath   so tolkien invented pokemon
[15:09]   JDigital   One ring to catch 'em all

Brentai · « **Reply #751 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:13:00 PM »

myew Brentai: Man, am i sexy, or just questionably sexy?

Classic · « **Reply #752 on:** May 03, 2011, 08:12:19 PM »

Quote from: Brentai on May 03, 2011, 07:56:58 PM

You might have heard this one already, but the codename that they were using for bin Laden was "Geronimo".

This did not happen under the Texan.

Trying to figure out why this is ironic or otherwise especially worthy of comment I did a wiki search. And found this gem, from the larger piece.

Quote from: Hurrah for wikipedia

As a Chiricahua Apache, this meant he was one of many people with special spiritual insights and abilities known to Apache people as "Power". Among these were the ability to walk without leaving tracks; the abilities now known as telekinesis and telepathy; and the ability to survive gunshot (rifle/musket, pistol, and shotgun).

I just wanted that little trifle of wiki "goodness" saved for posterity before someone a little more skeptical undoes it.

Lottel · « **Reply #753 on:** May 04, 2011, 06:12:06 PM »

Little kid was sitting at a table with his family and looks at the TV. He stood up, pointed at the TV, and shouted "Why are you watching that? It's a BASTARD show!" Then sat back down, and ate his pizza. Every time he'd glance up he would shout "BASTARD SHOW."

I think it was iCarly. Maybe Spongebob.

Mongrel · « **Reply #754 on:** May 04, 2011, 07:15:58 PM »

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Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you!

Joxam · « **Reply #755 on:** May 06, 2011, 09:45:28 AM »

<NexAdruin> So uh... My dad just came home with two hookers. Luckily they didn't stay long...

Shinra · « **Reply #756 on:** May 06, 2011, 09:58:45 AM »

Advice for all the single men: You want to live the threesome dream? It can cost you as little as 40 dollars.

Defenestration · « **Reply #757 on:** May 11, 2011, 08:48:06 PM »

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Sometimes, after I finish masturbating I watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8

Lottel · « **Reply #758 on:** May 12, 2011, 08:58:10 PM »

[23:57] <Brentai> I can't keep track of who's a breast man and who's going to jail around here.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #759 on:** May 15, 2011, 04:34:13 AM »

<zaratustra3> Definition of indie: If your game has received an award before it's finished, it's indie. If then it doesn't get finished, it's VERY indie.

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