Topic: Quotes (Read 148574 times)

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1120 on:** June 27, 2012, 12:43:08 PM »

Just another reason Why Bill Murray is the World's Greatest Mythological Figure

R^2 · « **Reply #1121 on:** June 27, 2012, 01:43:05 PM »

Maybe he'd never done it until someone asked if he'd done it, at which point he realized what a fantastic idea it was and started.

I'd read about him crashing parties and telling the host "No one will ever believe you" before leaving, so I believe it.

Maybe I'll invite him to my wedding.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1122 on:** June 27, 2012, 01:43:49 PM »

Maybe he does it just because he can.

Brentai · « **Reply #1123 on:** June 27, 2012, 04:12:56 PM »

I get the feeling that Bill Murray wakes up every morning and is legitimately surprised to find out that the previous day actually happened.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1124 on:** June 30, 2012, 12:15:42 PM »

This is funny even if you've never read any Lovecraft books.

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In Ulthar, no man may kill a cat. In Utah, no man may marry a cat. These rules were made because of the ramifications of them happening before.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1125 on:** June 30, 2012, 07:56:22 PM »

<TedBelmont> Hahaha
<TedBelmont> I just caught a fly
<TedBelmont> WITH MY BARE HAND
<TedBelmont> I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
<R^2> I once stabbed a fly to death with a pencil eraser.
<TedBelmont> R^2, that explains your terrible luck!
<TedBelmont> The fly's family put a curse on you.
 R^2 tries to find some flaw in this logic
 R^2 cannot

Friday · « **Reply #1126 on:** June 30, 2012, 10:28:08 PM »

There's a trick to killing flies with your hands. You just clap above them and they will fly into it. Of course, then you have smashed fly all over your hands.

Friday · « **Reply #1127 on:** July 01, 2012, 12:20:11 AM »

<notKazz> People say that multiplayer videogaming is a sport right
<notKazz> well can Buddy do it?
<notKazz> if not, i'd argue that no it is not a sport
<+Esperath> air bud challenges korea to starcraft
<+Esperath> LOOK AT THAT APM
<+Esperath> HOLY SHIT
<@DrStinkle> Air Bud discovers he has the uncanny ability to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Tefari> Major League Gaming Bud
<@patito> air bud has the uncanny ability to come back from the death after the third day
<+Esperath> he defeates the entire nation of korea
<+Esperath> at starcraft
<@Romosome> Air Bud flies to korea for the nationals and then is eaten

<@patito> air bud gets lost in the woods and only his videocamera is found in blair bud

<+BongoBill> Buddy discovers that he has the uncanny ability to perform simple geometry in Square Bud

<+Esperath> Air Bud needs to raise money to keep a local little league team in business, so he takes up a job as a pole dancer in Bare Bud

<SimonTheDigger> Air Bud discovers that he goes for millions of dollars on the secondary market in Rare Bud

<Joxam> Air bud learns that he has a twin in Spare Bud

<Lottel> Buddy tries to win his freedom in a contest of wills in Stare Bud
<+Esperath> I ALREADY DID STARE
<+Esperath> DAMNIT LOTTEL
<Lottel> SHIT
<Lottel> SHIT
<Lottel> SHIT
<Lottel> SHIT
<+BongoBill> YOU RUINED IT
<+BongoBill> YOU FUCKING RUINED IT
<Lottel> BUDDY LOSES ALL HIS HAIR IN NAIR BUD

sei · « **Reply #1128 on:** July 10, 2012, 12:13:58 PM »

<riht> when did square's art/design go to shit
<@norn> when hardware got good enough to render their concept art more faithfully than with simple sprites

sei · « **Reply #1129 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:06:13 PM »

Quote from: http://www.drdobbs.com/architecture-and-design/interview-with-alan-kay/240003442?pgno=4

A lot of people go into computing just because they are uncomfortable with other people. So it is no mean task to put together five different kinds of Asperger's syndrome and get them to cooperate.

NexAdruin · « **Reply #1130 on:** July 14, 2012, 01:46:23 AM »

[06:02:16] <NexAdruin> I am passing out Binding of Isaacs
[06:02:22] <NexAdruin> I have 2 or 3 left
[06:02:38] <NexAdruin> does anyone want one that doesn't already have it
[06:03:12] <Elfin> Want one what?
[06:03:18] <NexAdruin> a Binding of Isaac
[06:03:19] <NexAdruin> on steam
[06:03:31] <Elfin> Does it work on Mac?
[06:03:31] <nyao> BURN HIM
[06:03:47] <NexAdruin> yeah
[06:03:56] <Elfin> Then sure.
[06:03:59] <NexAdruin> no nyao we do not burn our Apple-using brethren
[06:04:13] <NexAdruin> alright Elfin what's your steam name
[06:04:24] <Elfin> What's a Steam name.
[06:04:35] <NexAdruin> what.
[06:04:36] <Lottel> BURN HIM

Smiler · « **Reply #1131 on:** July 18, 2012, 07:36:58 PM »

<Phat>: i wanna go to people's funerals and when people are throwing roses in the coffin just drop a dragonball z dvd in there
<Phat> "he loved this movie"

Friday · « **Reply #1132 on:** July 20, 2012, 04:22:14 PM »

<zara2> I dated a girl over 6' that liked 4" heels
<zara2> she moved primarily by stumbling
<@Friday> i don't like heels because
<@Friday> yeah
<@Friday> you can't fucking move
<+Esperath> I once dated a girl over 6" that liked 4' heels
<@Friday> I once dated a girl over 6" that liked air bud
<+Esperath> they all do at that size
<Lee-Ham> when they're that tall, Air Bud is the only one who can jump high enough to get at the peanut butter

Mongrel · « **Reply #1133 on:** July 20, 2012, 04:44:32 PM »

I like that your primary consideration is not about comfort or everyday practicality or general good sense or anything like that, but rather the need to flee large wild animals at a moment's notice.

Brentai · « **Reply #1134 on:** July 20, 2012, 09:28:13 PM »

(10:47:30 PM) Friday: CAN YOU GET TO THE LOWEST FLOOR OF MY DUNGEON just got a different meaning in my mind
(10:47:32 PM) Friday: thanks brent
(10:47:39 PM) BongoBill: https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hnahDUKe1qgbu2uo1_400.gif
(10:47:42 PM) Romosome: well now the sound works again
(10:47:57 PM) ***Brentai equips his sword of paradise with exotic armor and descends.
(10:48:00 PM) Romosome: yay
(10:48:05 PM) Brentai: yay
(10:48:13 PM) Friday: yay
(10:48:28 PM) BongoBill: yay

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1135 on:** July 21, 2012, 06:55:34 AM »

And then there was that time 4chan prank called the guys from Pawn Stars.

Joxam · « **Reply #1136 on:** July 29, 2012, 12:05:03 AM »

<Brentai> Why would you emigrate FROM New Zealand?
* Nick (~Nick@222-153-101-206.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has joined #finalfight
<Nick> Weed, Brentai. Too much weed.
* Nick (~Nick@222-153-101-206.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) has left #finalfight
<Brentai> what
<Blackpearl> * Nick (~Nick@222-153-101-206.jetstream.xtra.co.nz
<Blackpearl> They're watching you, Brentai
<Blackpearl> Always listening.
<Brentai> who
<Joxam> New Zealand.
<Brentai> The New Zealanders?
<Blackpearl> The New Zealanders.
<Brentai> My...
<Brentai> My ASS is in danger?

Smiler · « **Reply #1137 on:** July 30, 2012, 02:43:21 PM »

[17:14] <JDigital> I just remembered how, when we were kids, we would get into the cupboard and just eat handfuls of sugar
[17:15] <Lee-Ham> childhood diabetes... how nostalgic
[17:17] <Lee-Ham> then you went into a coma for years and woke up fully grown like Lion-O

Mongrel · « **Reply #1138 on:** August 01, 2012, 02:19:26 PM »

<Warped> So there's this phenomenon in my apartment, where if I leave out any plastic goods in my kitchen, like cups or tupperware, for more than a day or two, it gets sticky.
<Warped> It's tacky, like it's been coated in some light spray adhesive.
<Warped> I've been here for two years and it happens consistently.
<Warped> I don't have to cook for it to happen. I've never experienced anything like it anywhere else I've lived. Any ideas about what the fuck is happening?
<Zephyr> Ghost jizz.
<DS> It sounds like you got a field of increased entropy breaking down the polymer chains. What you're gonna wanna do is get a high-grade recombobulator unit and run it two, maybe three hours a day while you're out of the house.
<DS> These units, they aint cheap, but I know a guy who refurbishes them and I can get you a deal on one, they usually sell for a grand but I can get you one for a couple hundred bucks.
<DS> Let me know if you're interested.
<DS> You probably want to hurry before the entropy field starts messing with your electronics, that can get real expensive real fast.
<KingR> Could be dish soap? Thin layer left over with moisture in the air?
<DS> Hey buddy, what are you a dish soap professor or somethin? I'm trying to sell some quality machinery to this gentleman. >__>
<Warped> Hmm yeah, dish soap does make a bit more sense than ghost jizz, which was my first hypothesis. I'll try switching dish soaps!
<RawMeat> seriously, though, it's ghosts jerking it on your dishes
<Frodo> I think it's spectral semen.
<BB> sounds like an other worldly wad
<QED> aerosolized semen
<Grak> I get that on surfaces when I've been boiling water or simmering something. But not overnight.
<Phodos> It’s me
<DougB> Dandilion dust from the Avatar planet. You must be some kind of chosen one
<DougB> James Cameron
<BHA> Smectoplasm obv
<BHA> You have a polterbator in your home.
<Mongrel> You know how if you're nice, gnomes come out at night and do your household chores for you?
<Mongrel> Well, you weren't nice.
<Warped> It turns out that it was just regular jizz, mystery solved
<TheJester> holy fuck what did I just miss.....

Mongrel · « **Reply #1139 on:** August 04, 2012, 08:04:42 AM »

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I once went out with a girl who looked a lot like Joey Ramone. Never quite had the nerve to say Hey Ho, let's go!

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