[22:25] OHakubi: Oh, speaking of bullshit decisions... Infamous.
[22:25] OHakubi: There's one point in the game where the villain has half a dozen doctors hanging off of one roof and your girlfriend hanging off the other and you only have time to save one group.
[22:26] MetalSlime: Fuck'em both
[22:26] MetalSlime: They all die
[22:26] OHakubi: Same as Spider-Man, right? Well, here's the thing: If you save the doctors... your girlfriend dies. The winch thing breaks, she falls.
[22:27] OHakubi: Thereby showing that your girlfriend is the one up on that roof. BUT! If you go to save your girlfriend, it's not actually her, and she's revealed to be with the doctors.
[22:27] Aesir: ... wat.
[22:27] Aesir: What.
[22:28] Aesir: WHAT.
[22:28] MetalSlime: TROLLIN'
[22:28] OHakubi: So no matter which you choose, your girlfriend will always be the in the group you didn't choose!
[22:28] Aesir: Are you fucking kidding me?!
[22:28] Aesir: You can't do that!
[22:28] OHakubi: It's Schrodinger Girlfriend!
[22:28] MetalSlime: Dohohoho
[22:28] MetalSlime: Genius!
[22:28] Aesir: YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
[22:28] Aesir: IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
[22:28] Aesir: GODDAMNIT
[22:29] * Aesir froths
[22:29] OHakubi: I know! I saw the hero version of it, then went to watch the villain version and immediately went "OH THIS IS BULLSHIIIIIIIIIT"