Topic: Quotes (Read 148494 times)

Niku · « **Reply #320 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:12:51 PM »

Quote from: Anonymous 06/17/09(Wed)19:46 No.9996695

i like to jack my cock off to boobs and porn

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #321 on:** June 26, 2009, 09:53:51 AM »

<Envy> Stush: I hate you for that.

Truly, who can love a man who can not love his Stush?

Doom · « **Reply #322 on:** July 03, 2009, 10:19:56 AM »

<Niku> ranma 1/2 could have been the greatest show in the history of the planet
<Niku> but then akane cut her hair

the fastest and most accurate analysis of the series I have ever seen

Mothra · « **Reply #323 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:44:28 AM »

From a blogger, Joe B's twitter:

Melanie: "don't you just hate it when your life is most accurately described by a mr. t experience song? ...and then the katamari damacy soundtrack?"

Joe: "The version of the Katamari theme that's all cats and dogs sings the lives of our entire generation. It's hardly your fault."

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #324 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:07:24 PM »

Quoting yourself is a sin!

<TedBelmont> This morning, in #finalfight, someone said something about John Hancock inventing the signature
<TedBelmont> And it's times like this I wish I could draw
<TedBelmont> Because I had the most horrible idea ever
<TedBelmont> STEPHEN SEAGAL IS
<TedBelmont> JOHN HANCOCK
<TedBelmont> IN
<TedBelmont> THE SIGNATURE

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #325 on:** July 08, 2009, 03:13:01 PM »

"Not every town gets their song. Actually, Sinatra tried to do a song about Los Angeles. It was really lame. Really lame. It embarrassed the shit out of me." -Tom Waits

Mongrel · « **Reply #326 on:** July 08, 2009, 05:51:47 PM »

Ohhhhh don't you believe that LA didn't get it's song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e41ygKJ3ABk&videos=-7Ypf2ePLlw&playnext_from=TL&playnext=1

(FYI, full version is more than twice as long)

Rosencrantz · « **Reply #327 on:** July 08, 2009, 07:53:41 PM »

Supposedly, this song is also about LA as well. It's also my favorite 80's song that no one has heard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IyEeWOyUM

Fortinbras · « **Reply #328 on:** July 08, 2009, 08:52:57 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpxPUbn8y8

Fortinbras · « **Reply #329 on:** July 08, 2009, 11:13:39 PM »

Alternately,

Mongrel · « **Reply #330 on:** July 09, 2009, 03:17:49 AM »

LOL, they did come to mind. But I preferred the comedy option.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #331 on:** July 14, 2009, 05:58:14 PM »

I'm totally on the ball here. (All the Utoobs were crappy lives versions.)

Metal Slime · « **Reply #332 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:31:57 PM »

[22:25] OHakubi: Oh, speaking of bullshit decisions... Infamous.
[22:25] OHakubi: There's one point in the game where the villain has half a dozen doctors hanging off of one roof and your girlfriend hanging off the other and you only have time to save one group.
[22:26] MetalSlime: Fuck'em both
[22:26] MetalSlime: They all die
[22:26] OHakubi: Same as Spider-Man, right? Well, here's the thing: If you save the doctors... your girlfriend dies. The winch thing breaks, she falls.
[22:27] OHakubi: Thereby showing that your girlfriend is the one up on that roof. BUT! If you go to save your girlfriend, it's not actually her, and she's revealed to be with the doctors.
[22:27] Aesir: ... wat.
[22:27] Aesir: What.
[22:28] Aesir: WHAT.
[22:28] MetalSlime: TROLLIN'
[22:28] OHakubi: So no matter which you choose, your girlfriend will always be the in the group you didn't choose!
[22:28] Aesir: Are you fucking kidding me?!
[22:28] Aesir: You can't do that!
[22:28] OHakubi: It's Schrodinger Girlfriend!
[22:28] MetalSlime: Dohohoho
[22:28] MetalSlime: Genius!
[22:28] Aesir: YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
[22:28] Aesir: IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
[22:28] Aesir: GODDAMNIT
[22:29] * Aesir froths
[22:29] OHakubi: I know! I saw the hero version of it, then went to watch the villain version and immediately went "OH THIS IS BULLSHIIIIIIIIIT"

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #333 on:** July 17, 2009, 08:37:46 PM »

Even if it ends up not being your girlfriend that you saved, can you still fuck her?

Royal☭ · « **Reply #334 on:** July 17, 2009, 08:51:35 PM »

"We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket." - Frank Sobotka, the Wire

Kazz · « **Reply #335 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:45:03 AM »

oh frank

LaserBeing · « **Reply #336 on:** July 18, 2009, 01:22:59 AM »

[02:21] <Stush> Australia is weird
[02:21] <Stush> We have vegemite and stuff, but we also have box jellyfish.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #337 on:** July 18, 2009, 01:47:35 AM »

What do you mean "but"? The conjunction you're looking for is "and".

sei · « **Reply #338 on:** July 18, 2009, 02:14:37 AM »

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Guild · « **Reply #339 on:** July 18, 2009, 02:42:23 AM »

sei i do not get your context here

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