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Ted Belmont

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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #240 on: August 09, 2010, 06:00:55 PM »

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Slater was later arrested at his home in Belle Harbor, Queens by Port Authority officials.  Police sources said that when authorities found Slater he seemed to be in the midst having sexual relations.

After quitting his job in the most awesome way possible, he immediately went home and got straight to doin' it. This guy is my new hero.
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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #241 on: August 09, 2010, 06:03:27 PM »

Heh, all the more to make room for more "manly, albiet old" attendants that can kick ass and take names. 

Feel sorry for the guy.  I hope the judge finds leniency and slaps him on the wrist.  At least he had a good day...
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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #242 on: August 09, 2010, 06:48:40 PM »

But still, that is pretty close to a real life RAGEQUIT.
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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #243 on: August 09, 2010, 06:57:17 PM »

But still, that is pretty close to a real life RAGEQUIT.

But it's ragequitting immediately after revenge backstabbing the entire other team in less than 30 seconds.  Still awesome.
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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #244 on: August 10, 2010, 03:27:08 AM »

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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #245 on: August 10, 2010, 04:28:45 AM »

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The New Beginnings pastor counters that he and the other protesters aren't there to condemn the dancers, but to offer them a way out. "I tell them, 'I will put a roof over your heads, and your bills will be paid, and your children's bellies will be full,'" he explains.

Oh, wow. That's awfully charitable of him.
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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #246 on: August 10, 2010, 06:09:12 AM »

Regarding the Airline ragequit guy, I am laughing my ass off for a second day. Why? Because my usual paper decided to go to the trouble of adding a CGI simulation of the ragequit to their copy of the article. This is the first time I've EVER seen them do this for such a pedestrian article (or for almost any article, really).

I think someone may be indulging vicariously.

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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #247 on: August 10, 2010, 08:55:31 AM »

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The New Beginnings pastor counters that he and the other protesters aren't there to condemn the dancers, but to offer them a way out. "I tell them, 'I will put a roof over your heads, and your bills will be paid, and your children's bellies will be full,'" he explains.

Oh, wow. That's awfully charitable of him.

There's a term for that.
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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #248 on: August 10, 2010, 09:45:04 AM »

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The New Beginnings pastor counters that he and the other protesters aren't there to condemn the dancers, but to offer them a way out. "I tell them, 'I will put a roof over your heads, and your bills will be paid, and your children's bellies will be full,'" he explains.

Oh, wow. That's awfully charitable of him.

Well, do keep in mind that in exchange for his charity, the ex-strippers will have to carry the pastor's bags.
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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #250 on: August 10, 2010, 10:25:17 AM »

Someday I'm gonna marry that girl.  :smile:
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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #251 on: August 10, 2010, 03:17:58 PM »

in her awful manager's defense, he was kinda right
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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #252 on: August 10, 2010, 03:26:58 PM »

Disagree:  No one, in any sober state of mind can condone the playing of Farmville.
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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #253 on: August 10, 2010, 03:48:29 PM »

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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #254 on: August 10, 2010, 07:55:45 PM »

Ah well.

The story had its redeeming qualities.
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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #255 on: August 11, 2010, 02:59:18 AM »

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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #257 on: August 24, 2010, 01:34:13 PM »

[rul=http://www.ottawacitizen.com/opinion/letters/Word+Nerds+make+mission+eradicating+typos/3432115/story.html]TEAL, a group dedicated to eliminating typos on the streets does their thing[/url]

Do they do online work too?

(sorry, way too easy)
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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #258 on: August 24, 2010, 02:40:04 PM »

Those guys are obnoxious.

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Re: Cheerful News
« Reply #259 on: August 24, 2010, 06:52:44 PM »

Well, do keep in mind that in exchange for his charity, the ex-strippers will have to carry the pastor's bags.
GAY PASTOR IS SECRETLY BRUCE WILLIS



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