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[Niku]

also i will shank each and every one of you for even a chance of purchasing one of the boxes.

just so you know.

[Arc]

A) http://kotaku.com/5052089/yup-youll-be-able-to-buy-a-mega-man-9-box

Capcom say they "just can't get our hands on enough of the raw materials to make as many as we would like",

What... Plastic?

[Brentai]

...you think NES games came in plastic boxes?  Noob.

[Doom]

Maybe they are hollowing out actual NES cartridges.

This would explain it because Nintendo has sworn to never support anything old gen ever ever ever ever ever bring back wavebirds you assholes.

[Brentai]

Because if there's anything Nintendo hates, it's navel-gazing.  Big time.

[Arc]

...you think NES games came in plastic boxes?  Noob.

I AM IN THIRD GRADE.

The idea of hollowing out old carts is appealing, on the off chance one will come in a Tengen cart.

[Niku]

clearly, the answer is a "send in your own nes cart" program.

[Arc]

I knew there was a reason I kept that Back to the Future cart around.

[Thad]

7) Dr. Wily is behind it, but is pretending like he did it on accident.

No he isn't.  That's the one that starts with him being sprung from jail.

& Bass) Dr. Wily is starting to build Zero.  Also, Bass (thinks it's totally gay).

Assume the strikethrough is because that's actually The Power Fighters.

Here, I'll fill in the plot of & Bass:

& Bass) Dr. Wily is secretly behind it again.  Also, Bass.

clearly, the answer is a "send in your own nes cart" program.

Tangentially, Parish is also speculating what I'm speculating:

I give it about 6 months until someone creates a 100% faithful ROM hack that runs in emulation, though.

Which, again, means it'll be possible to actually PUT the ROM on an NES cartridge.

[PhoenixUltima]

What I'd like out of a new Mega Man is the return of Rush. Hey, rush sled was awesome, ok?

Well, no, ok, what I'd really like out of a new Mega Man is MEGA MAN FUCKING LEGENDS FUCKING 3 JESUS CHRIST CAPCOM STOP BEATING THE SKELETAL HORSE AND BRING BACK THE FUCKING SERVBOTS YOU FUCKING DICKS

*breathe*

[Thad]

What I'd like out of a new Mega Man is the return of Rush.

Coil and Jet are back.  Not sure about anything else.

Hey, rush sled was awesome, ok?

I am fairly confident that there is not actually a Rush Sled.  Assuming you mean Rush Jet, it was awesome in 3 and sucked nard in 4, 5, and 7.

[Classic]

Now with more tracks from Mega Man 2!

youTUBE VIDEO THAT WAS NOT 110MILLION

gonna whine gonna whine now

What is wrong with you?

[A²]

So basically
Megaman Original Series: Dr Wily Did It
X Series: Sigma did it, but went maverick. Dr Wily created the maverick virus (and Zero).

Battle Network, Legends, whateverthefuckelse: Did Dr Wily do those too

[François]

The Mega Man games are clearly a metaphor for Christianity. Dr. Light is God, the original Creator, mostly absent from the proceedings on Earth. Dr. Wily is Satan, who perverted God's creation, and who cannot truly be defeated until the end of the world. Mega Man is Jesus, acting on behalf of God. The robot masters represent mankind; they cannot help but do evil, yet by Jesus' deeds they are redeemed upon the death of their physical bodies, and their immortal souls come to rest within Him.

The Japanese are more enlightened than we think.

[Arc]

It is easier for a Rush Jet to pass through the eye of a needle than for a Proto Man to enter the Kingdom of Light.

What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole power-up but loses his password?

Equip unto others as you would have them equip unto you.

Let him who is without mega buster cast the first blast.

You will be greater than all the others. Bass, you will sacrifice the doctor that builds me.

[Friday]

"My name is Zero, for we are many."

[McDohl]

DIE MONSTERS

YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

[Brentai]

Battle Network, Legends, whateverthefuckelse: Did Dr Wily do those too

BATTLE NETWORK: Yes, but it's probably not the same guy.
LEGENDS: Sssssortof.
ZERO: Sssssortof.
ALL THE NEW ONES I HAVEN'T PLAYED: Dunno.  Probably.

[Beat Bandit]

Battle Network, Legends, whateverthefuckelse: Did Dr Wily do those too

LEGENDS: Sssssortof.

What are you talking about? It's ancient race technology syndrome, and Wily is a fucking fisherman or something.

[Brentai]

Except Wily was indirectly responsible for the ancient race.

...very indirectly, but still.