Substitute your own juvenile excremental pun as needed.
So. In light of the
latest and most sincere yet release date announcement for this thirty-million-dollar game about the reproductive structures of mushrooms, I think we should all take this opportunity to talk about how cool we are for noticing that lots of people want to play it.
Official rumor holds that the early-September release of the game proper will be preceded by a standalone version of the creature editor. When is this happening? Will it be free? Nobody knows for sure! That's part of the game!
According to
official-
looking words, the entire superstructure of Sim Abomination Before God and all related titles is modeled after the likes of MyFace or SpaceBook and is fully integrated with YourTube and the Inter Net. The difference is that instead of being optimized for the distribution of single-word descriptions of photographs taken using cell phones, videos accidentally captured by people waving a cell phone like a conductor's baton, and the attempts of newly-sentient cell phone-based life forms to communicate using the pidgin invented by their masters to oppress them, it is optimized for the distribution and documentation of improbable animals, vehicles, protozoa, and architecture. That's right: you don't even have to try it yourself to see how many teeth can be fit on a small sphere of meat, because the Internet will do it for you! And apply the tags "teeth", "teth", and "nude nudes xbox 360" for convenient access.
I want to play it.