That is... way bigger news than it's made out to be.
Do you know what this means? America is back. The ideal of the Great Free Country is back. We're actually an ideal again, and not just a country full of dumbfuck rich people.
Holy... holy fucking shit on a shit sandwich with a little piece of shit stuck on a toothpick made of shit.
I need to lay down.
See, as a Canadian, I don't remember when you ever actually had the "ball". I guess when people wanted to move to a peaceful nation they always just thought that Britain was too crowded and they still remembered when they fought against them for independance, Australia was too dangerous and didn't want them if they weren't white and they'd never heard of Canada PLUS we didn't want them if they weren't white either.
But other than that, I don't really understand why people see America as a great place to live or I should say, a better place than any of the logical alternatives. I mean, as far as TV and movies have shown me, first you acted like you won WW2 all by yourselves, then you killed a bunch of people in Asia fighting the reds, then you killed a bunch of people in South America fighting the reds, and then you just started killing people for the hell of it as far as I can see. All while encouraging a self destructive car-based culture on the rest of the western world.
Not that Canada is much better. We are just as racist and greedy but apparently you're a better country because there's more of you and you're better at being greedy, or something.