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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1060 on: June 16, 2009, 01:39:52 AM »

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1061 on: June 16, 2009, 08:04:21 AM »

:jizz:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1062 on: June 16, 2009, 09:25:49 AM »

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1063 on: June 18, 2009, 12:06:46 PM »

It just took me an extra 20 minutes to get to work today because the county fair just started and I work... wait for it... right next door to the fairgrounds. I had to wait in line - in my car - to get into my parking lot. And now I can hear children screaming as they ride the Tornado or whatever.

Since the line to get here was a one-way road, I have no idea how I'm going to leave tonight.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1064 on: June 18, 2009, 01:06:44 PM »

Can we please take everyone who takes the elevator for ONE FLOOR (going down even!) and arrange for them to suffer in a fatal elevator shaft (involving far more than one floor) 'accident'?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1065 on: June 18, 2009, 01:35:01 PM »

I do that sometimes, IM.  But it's generally more of a 'Where am I and how close are the stairs in comparison to the elevator'.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1066 on: June 18, 2009, 01:51:44 PM »

In many places it is expected of you to take the elevator almost exclusively.  Social contract sort of thing.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1067 on: June 18, 2009, 05:20:19 PM »

:wrong:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1068 on: June 18, 2009, 06:08:17 PM »

Somehow I never realized how much I hate verbal ticks until I was listening to a podcast today, and visibly cringed every time one of the guests said "and stuff".
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1069 on: June 22, 2009, 09:11:59 AM »

Encastrable

Bored 20-somethings (I'm guessing) arrange shit on floor of hardware store, navel-gaze hard enough to call it hard.  Site is in French, and Babelfish only gives me a rudimentary understanding of what their manifesto is saying.  Something along the lines of "Here is something an autistic child would do, we're calling it art!"

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1070 on: June 22, 2009, 11:26:37 AM »

...which is something an autistic child would do.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1071 on: June 22, 2009, 03:00:25 PM »

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To attack these horns of plenty called big box stores, to realize ephemeral actions through economy of means, to clandestinely inject the workshop and the art gallery... to transform the hypermarket network in a structure where art resides.

It is from the simplicity of this common desire that collaboration was born between Antoine Lejolivet and Paul Souviron. An exercice articulated around a modus operandi as minimal as it is infinitely applicable: to design sculptures based on the products offered by the store. Between the shelves and the clients, to expose smuggled arrangements, lacking nail or screw. The approval and permission of a guard or manager interrupts the process, prompting the two artists to visit another place, in hopes that the next one will be less welcoming.

These large brands, hardware stores, gardening stores, supermarkets, nestled in the periphery of towns, provide the two artists with a breathtaking reserve of raw material and it is in the cracks between law and form that they deploy their own rules and install their little enterprise of disorganization.

This site exists to witness for these ephemeral acts through photographic or video archives, a catalog for this volatile exposition.

Man, even these words are pretentious from top to bottom.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1072 on: June 22, 2009, 03:01:24 PM »

I hate writing essays. Hate hate hate hate hate.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1073 on: June 22, 2009, 04:59:19 PM »

It's funny how you guys are pissed at that stuff. That's child's play compared to some of the horrifying pretentious bullshit I had to put up with for the better part of a decade.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1074 on: June 22, 2009, 05:42:15 PM »

It's funny how you guys are pissed at that stuff. That's child's play compared to some of the horrifying pretentious bullshit I had to put up with for the better part of a decade.

You haven't been with us that long, I admit.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1075 on: June 22, 2009, 06:17:56 PM »

Hay guyz you know what sucks?  successful businesses.  let's fuck with them
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1076 on: June 22, 2009, 06:43:14 PM »

if one more retard asks me to tank something, invites me, asks "is that your tanking gear" and then kicks me when I say yes I'm going to blow up the earth.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1077 on: June 22, 2009, 07:30:40 PM »

if one more retard asks me to tank something, invites me, asks "is that your tanking gear" and then kicks me when I say yes I'm going to blow up the earth.

reminds me of some lunatic that kept screaming at me in TF2 because i was using the kritzkreig.

<dumbshit> AAAGH THE KRITZKREIG IS USELESS BLBEBELBEALHHEAGE
Dumbshit gets teamswitched

a bit later i kritzed a soldier and blew up 6 people including him.

he quit almost immediately after
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1078 on: June 22, 2009, 08:29:20 PM »

Hay guyz you know what sucks?  successful businesses.  let's fuck with them

Yeah, the instinct of the modern 'art' student is based entirely on shit-disturbing basically.

Or as I like to say: "That schtick was neat when Marcel Duchamp did it - the first time. The thousands of endless copycats... not so much."
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1079 on: June 23, 2009, 05:51:47 AM »

Hey dudes, I left a urinal in front of old man Mongrel's house and set it on fire. Then he was all like "WHAT THE FUCK YOU KIDS I DON'T LIVE IN A HOUSE WARRRGLBLGLBLGL"

It was boss.
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