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Author Topic: PET PEEVES FUCK  (Read 182156 times)

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1480 on: September 01, 2010, 02:04:26 PM »

You can always try leaving the informaiton with the cops. Since I doubt you'd actually be calling to make a complaint or actually drag someone out to your place, they'll probably appreciate the information.

Can't hurt anyway.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1481 on: September 07, 2010, 06:55:09 AM »

My copy of Spider-man Shattered Dimensions arrived just now. There was a loud clatter at my door then a bang. I ran to check out what happened and see the FedEx guy sprinting away from my house. The dude swung open my screen door, punched my actual door, and bolted.

And on my packaged "DID NOT ANSWER DOOR." Seriously, why is this acceptable?
I was 10 feet from my door. It would have taken maybe an extra three seconds on his part. PEOPLE, MAN. LIKE, YOU KNOW?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1482 on: September 07, 2010, 07:21:38 AM »

If it doesn't have to be signed for its usually easier for them to just leave it. He probably didn't actually hit your door so much as just let it swing shut. Our delivery dude here just puts the stuff on our front porch (enclosed porch) and doesn't even knock anymore. I asked him why he preferred that and apparently the bane of the delivery guy is the lonely old lady that just wont say good bye or take 'I should get back to work' as an out in a conversation and makes their route late or anything that might make their route late. They're seriously on a terrible time constraint (what with overnight, next day air, and all the other shipping they have to be able to get to any location in america by a specific time) and moreover, most delivery dudes have like a quarter of a state as their delivery area. So if they don't leave it the first time it seriously fucks them, what with Fed-ex's try three times policy.

Also, you live in Central IL, I'd run from your door too. :D
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1483 on: September 07, 2010, 07:24:18 AM »

I just think it's funny because Lottel's experience is a real-life carbon copy of any number of parody comics I've seen.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1484 on: September 07, 2010, 07:28:43 AM »

If you spell it out so logically, it makes some sense. But still! Just because it makes sense doesn't mean it's something I like.

I just think it's funny because Lottel's experience is a real-life carbon copy of any number of parody comics I've seen.

This basically describes a good chunk of my life.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1485 on: September 07, 2010, 07:27:16 PM »

Hey, I can get behind the practice of delivery companies just leaving my $60 order on the stoop, that's cool.

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1486 on: September 07, 2010, 07:43:17 PM »

I was pretty okay with UPS leaving a $200 on my doorstep, but I'm kind of an asshole these days.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1487 on: September 07, 2010, 08:03:40 PM »

I've had a phone stolen from me that was delivered while I was at work at my apartment. It's what's made me always get a PO Box.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1488 on: September 21, 2010, 04:32:06 AM »

WHY THE FUCK DO ALL OF MY FAVORITE ONLINE GAMES PATCH ON TUESDAY MORNING
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1489 on: September 24, 2010, 05:19:04 PM »

Hello, person on Facebook whom I've never met. Yes, I did just come out to everyone. Yes, I'm aware that the only reason you're requesting this is because you did a keyword search for "transgender."

No, I'm not going to add you.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1490 on: September 24, 2010, 05:22:15 PM »

People who scream and yell at animals.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1491 on: September 24, 2010, 05:53:08 PM »

it drives me up the wall when my dad yells at the dogs for completely random reasons.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1492 on: September 24, 2010, 05:59:49 PM »

:3c My dog politely walks out of the room for a brief period of time when I cuss in anger at the monitor.

Fuuuck you Welcome to the Jungle in SC2. Fuck you.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1493 on: September 24, 2010, 06:04:12 PM »

There's a dog in the neighborhood that just barks all day. I have no idea why.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1494 on: October 21, 2010, 12:51:14 PM »

I have a bunch of pet peeves, but the biggest one right now is people throwing around words like "fag" or "faggot". I realized this last night when my dad said it and I was annoyed. I think it is because I do work with so many homosexual, for lack of better descriptor, people, and it has opened my mind up since high school. Doesn't mean I want to hear about their love lives though.

I also realized I am a bit of a Grammar Nazi when I was pulling in the driveway today and saw my mom had typed "to" instead of "too" on a sign and I just wanted to get out and fix it.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1495 on: October 21, 2010, 01:04:07 PM »

No. That is never acceptable. Don't ever feel bad about fixing those errors.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1496 on: October 21, 2010, 01:05:42 PM »

I know, it is just kind of hard for me to be an ass like that to my mom.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1497 on: October 21, 2010, 01:25:47 PM »

She was begging for it.  Look at her, spelling that way.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1498 on: October 21, 2010, 01:28:11 PM »

The evil part of me is wanting to go grab the signs and put an extra "o" on them just to see if she notices or how she reacts, but the side that fears for his well-being at home says "Don't you even think about it."
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1499 on: October 21, 2010, 01:39:21 PM »

Don't be such a faggot to your mother.
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