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[Ted Belmont]

...you'd still put it under Green Lantern.

[Ted Belmont]

(the joke is that Green Arrow sucks)

[Friday]

Having to say, "two thousand and eight."

In 2011 I will be bringing back, "aught-one."

holding you to this Guild

[Thad]

...but it's fucking one-one.

Aught-one-one would be acceptable, I guess.

[Büge]

There are people* who tend to hover at the edges of your conversation, lying in wait for a chance to insert their opinion, make some witty** remark, or just generally derail the flow of discussion. I hate when people do that.

*who you will probably find at your LGS
**to them, I'm sure

[Lottel]

More and more often, I say "Owl" instead of "hour."
"Be back later, I'm heading out for a couple owls."
"I'll see you in a few owls."
"I've got a free owl coming up. Wanna have lunch?"

[Friday]

Mothers who ask about your day or what you're doing or whatever but then don't actually give a shit and interrupt you to talk about their shit

Specifically mothers

It's far less annoying when a friend does it

In fact can I just put my Mom as a Pet Peeve of mine

like

"Having a mother"

[Brentai]

I hate being interrupted by anyone.

I mean, so does everybody, but when you grow up with someone who's deaf, talky, and never makes eye contact, it gets real old.

[teg]

SHOPLIFTERS.

[Ted Belmont]

SHOPLIFTERS.

[teg]

To whom it may concern:

I am fine with working from 4:45 until 10. I am even fine with you scheduling this shift on the same day that I work from 8 am until 3 at my other job. I am even fine with the even more dickish move of making me work a 10 am shift on the night where I work until 4 am at said other job. But for fuck's sake, just schedule me from 4:45 until 10. I'm not sure it's even legal to add an entire hour to someone's work day without recording it.

[teg]

People who say "uTorrent" instead of "μTorrent".

[Thad]

Say out loud, or type?  Because I'll be goddamned if I'm going to type in Greek just because some programmer thought it looked cool.

[Büge]

People who say 'pi' instead of 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399
375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306
647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948
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829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609...

[Mongrel]

That damned building where they lock the ground-level doors to the stairwell (you can still get out, so it's not a fire code violation), making me take the fucking elevator to the SECOND FLOOR.

[Beat Bandit]

People who say "uTorrent" instead of "μTorrent".

This, and I'm assuming Teg means outloud as I do. Really it's not even a matter of them saying it, just that I know most of them have no idea that Mu is a thing and may honestly think that is a letter u with a giant penis.

[Classic]

Huh. I always read it aloud as, "MicroTorrent"

[A²]

People who say Pi instead of 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[A²]

When message boards have a 25,000 character limit, preventing you from posting pi to 1,000,000 places for a joke.

[Niku]

When message boards have a 25,000 character limit, preventing you from posting pi to 1,000,000 places for a joke that somebody else already did but wasn't quite autistic enough yet.