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Author Topic: PET PEEVES FUCK  (Read 182396 times)

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1780 on: August 19, 2011, 10:39:42 PM »

("The Buddy Line" is what my grandma calls AIM.)
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1781 on: August 19, 2011, 10:52:42 PM »

Thanks for clearing that up. I had no idea what you were talking about and just chalked it up to you being crazy.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1782 on: August 24, 2011, 10:33:08 AM »

When a pickle tub at a bbq bar that has always had dill pickles inexplicably has sweet bread pickles instead without warning or notice
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1783 on: September 01, 2011, 02:53:01 PM »

I've received three calls AND emails from three different people from the SAME RECRUITING COMPANY in the last two days during business hours.  You'd think someone would put a little note on the file that says "This guy has a job he likes, leave him alone."

The kicker is that the first guy I talked to mentioned that it was with [amazing company] for [amazing pay] so I basically said, you know what, that's *just* enough to get me to consider jumping ship, just send me the info so I don't have to DISCUSS ANOTHER JOB OFFER WHILE I'm IN THE OFFICE and I'll look over it and PASS IT ALONG TO MY OTHER, MORE AVAILABLE AND INTERESTED FRIENDS.  Which he never did.

So my current theory is that the unemployment rate is so high because nobody even knows how the fuck to hire a person.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1784 on: September 01, 2011, 03:54:15 PM »

I read an article where companies are in a tizzy because they can't find enough people to hire.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1785 on: September 01, 2011, 04:01:25 PM »

Just because there's a lot of people out of work doesn't mean that enough of them are qualified for the positions that are open, the more technical of which can be extremely rarefied. But it seems businesses have lost a lot of their willingness or ability to train new hires. Witness R^2's earlier comment about how weird it was that they were actually telling him his responsibilities.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1786 on: September 01, 2011, 04:26:54 PM »

I bet I got hired based solely on the fact that I had a difficult-to-obtain certification from my old job, which was about to lapse, but was able to be renewed when I got hired on.  No expense to my new company to get the certification.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1787 on: September 01, 2011, 05:31:21 PM »

I bet I got hired based solely on the fact that I had a difficult-to-obtain certification from my old job, which was about to lapse, but was able to be renewed when I got hired on.  No expense to my new company to get the certification.

Out of curiosity, what was the cert? Something to do with aircraft maintenance?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1788 on: September 01, 2011, 07:44:07 PM »

TODAY I DISCOVERED THAT MY PET PEEVE IS 12 HOUR WORKDAYS.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1789 on: September 01, 2011, 07:53:37 PM »

oh christ beat is here
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1790 on: September 01, 2011, 09:15:00 PM »

He's that crazy motherfucking mechanical bird, right?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1791 on: September 12, 2011, 08:40:59 AM »

<TedBelmont> What the
<TedBelmont> My roommate is...
<TedBelmont> Howling at her dog.
<TedBelmont> Or maybe whining?
<TedBelmont> I'm not sure
<TedBelmont> I think she's making fun of him
<TedBelmont> Either way, it's incredibly obnoxious and it makes me want to punch her in the goddamn face
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1792 on: September 12, 2011, 08:44:45 AM »

Maybe she was just doing this

Husky Dog Talking - " I love you "
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1793 on: September 12, 2011, 10:30:32 AM »

Considering that she routinely calls him a "dickturd"(whatever the hell that is), and prefers to lock him in her room and ignore him rather than train or discipline him, and when he whines and scratches at the door, she yells at him, I'd say no.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1794 on: September 12, 2011, 10:44:57 AM »

Beat her up, take the dog, fight crime.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1795 on: September 12, 2011, 12:48:14 PM »

Imma say you should go with Lottel's answer then.

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1796 on: September 12, 2011, 02:12:33 PM »

Cover her in strips of raw venison.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1797 on: September 12, 2011, 02:13:58 PM »

Brentai, leave your fetishes out of this.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1798 on: September 12, 2011, 05:13:27 PM »

Hey, a man's gotta eat.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1799 on: September 15, 2011, 02:57:32 AM »

Maybe she was just doing this

Husky Dog Talking - " I love you "

My dachshund did the same thing. ;_;
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