Topic: PET PEEVES FUCK (Read 182367 times)

Classic · « **Reply #1920 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:26:11 AM »

... It's going to be so sad if there is a miscarriage.

Brentai · « **Reply #1921 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:27:30 AM »

Li'l Beanie was just cramped.

Classic · « **Reply #1922 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:28:38 AM »

Also Li'l Beanie does not know what is good for itself, always champing for some hooch.

Ziiro · « **Reply #1923 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:33:32 AM »

Quote from: Büge on December 01, 2011, 07:11:38 AM

Geez, I feel sorry for that kid when he gets old enough to have his own likes and dislikes.

You assume this child will ever be able to think for itself.

It makes me sort of angry in the sense of how stupid and ridiculous that person is being when they think they're being cute and nobody will call them out on their bullshit because they're pregnant.

Rico · « **Reply #1924 on:** December 01, 2011, 09:53:34 AM »

Pregnant Women are Smug by Garfunkel and Oates

Lottel · « **Reply #1925 on:** December 02, 2011, 06:26:22 PM »

I've unironically heard the phrase "I'm so boho right now" four times in the last two hours.

Büge · « **Reply #1926 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:37:56 PM »

Is that code for something, like "drunk" or "angry" or "full of semen"?

Mongrel · « **Reply #1927 on:** December 02, 2011, 09:57:09 PM »

Full of something alright...

Lottel · « **Reply #1928 on:** December 02, 2011, 10:05:37 PM »

Boho is douche for Bohemian. Only the worst kind of people say they look so boho.
ESPECIALLY if it's just wearing teal and brown together.

Kashan · « **Reply #1929 on:** December 02, 2011, 10:37:32 PM »

Quote from: Büge on December 02, 2011, 07:37:56 PM

Is that code for something, like "drunk" or "angry" or "full of semen"?

It's an acronym standing for Boozed, Outraged, Holes Occupied.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1930 on:** December 02, 2011, 11:12:28 PM »

Let's just go with BOring HO

Joxam · « **Reply #1931 on:** December 03, 2011, 06:13:17 PM »

Straws. I realize it's a stupid thing to hate, but I can't stand them. Even at a fast food place I take the lid off of the cup and drink it normally.

Thad · « **Reply #1932 on:** December 03, 2011, 10:06:03 PM »

Lids are pretty damn useful when you're in a moving vehicle, but yeah other than that I prefer to drink straight from the cup.

Classic · « **Reply #1933 on:** December 03, 2011, 11:45:41 PM »

My teeth are, and have been for as long as I can remember, too sensitive to drink basically anything at temperatures below 40*F comfortably. Unless I have a straw, I generally need to take my drink without ice or sip it like the world's hottest coffee.

Thad · « **Reply #1934 on:** December 06, 2011, 08:59:56 AM »

Hey you. You, the lady with all the cutesy stickers and motivational phrases stuck to her laptop. Yeah.

You think maybe you could, I dunno, peel all that shit off your laptop before you send it back to the shop for redeployment?

No? You'd rather I cleaned up after you?

Huh.

Thad · « **Reply #1935 on:** December 08, 2011, 06:10:06 PM »

I hate it when people leave the remote next to the TV.

The ENTIRE PURPOSE of the device is to save me the trouble of having to get up and walk over to the damn TV.

Büge · « **Reply #1936 on:** December 08, 2011, 06:52:05 PM »

What, you mean you don't lie on your back on the floor and use your toes to operate the buttons on the TV like a sane person?

Joxam · « **Reply #1937 on:** December 08, 2011, 06:59:08 PM »

Careful thad, you're getting dangerously close to drinking ovaltine and complaining about kids on your lawn.

François · « **Reply #1938 on:** December 08, 2011, 07:35:10 PM »

Some people can't keep track of the remote when they're not watching anything, so making a point of leaving it next to the TV may be a lesser evil compared to spending five minutes looking for it everytime something's on. Of course it's not the ideal option of always leaving it in the same place on/near the couch...

For the record I don't have that problem; my living room is too small to justify the use of a remote.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1939 on:** December 08, 2011, 07:41:09 PM »

I solved this problem years ago by not watching TV.

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