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[Joxam]

Calling babies babaybays from now on.

[Disposable Ninja]

And I will continue to call Abobo Abobo.

Abobo.

[Büge]

Blasting a hole in the kleenex when you blow your nose.

[Disposable Ninja]

I... I argue in favor of liberal politics on 4Chan's Politically Incorrect message board.

What's wrong with me? Why am I like this? Do I just hate myself?

[Büge]

Try being a feminist on 4chan at all.

[R^2]

pff whiteknight you're just trying to get laid

[Rico]

When you go to get coffee in the break room and the push pot is bone dry. It's one thing to have a little bit in there and then it sputters out before you get your full cup, but bone dry? Some asshole milked that thing for all it was worth and intentionally didn't start another pot brewing.

[Brentai]

I'm pretty sure that's the exact reason the Keurig was invented.

[Disposable Ninja]

Try being a feminist on 4chan at all.

At least sometimes you can get some traction in /b/ of all places, by virtue of everyone there being argumentative bastards. Simply complain about your whore of a girlfriend and how you're too good for her, and you're going to get a 50-post thread telling you that you're a terrible person.

[Classic]

People who smugly interject, "Speaking from experience?" To comments like that.

[Ted Belmont]

So a rather large(I presume, from the noise they've been making) pack of coyotes has moved into the canyon by my house. My already fragmented sleep patterns(I'm a very light sleeper) have been exacerbated by this; for the past several nights I've been woken up about once an hour by my dogs going off at the coyotes outside.

Fortunately, I'm moving to a new, hopefully coyote-free house soon, but my move date has been delayed several times by the new landlady. Originally, I was supposed to move Jan 1st. Now, I'm supposed to move this weekend, but I went to look at the place last Friday, and it still looked rather unfinished. This week, she had people putting in the tile floor... but they somehow put it in the wrong way, and had to rip it all out and put it back in.

[Classic]

I don't mean to be an asshole, but you've tried earplugs already, right?

[Ted Belmont]

Not for this purpose, no; but I've used earplugs before, and I have yet to find a pair that's comfortable enough for long-term use.

[Friday]

Earplugs are OK every so often (like when you're stuck in a hotel room with a heavy snorer) but they are not a long term solution for a light sleeper due to how uncomfortable they are, as Ted noted.

Blinders and sleeptracks are actually something that a lot of my friends have reported helped them a lot. Ymmv, of course, and they are not coyote proof.

[Ted Belmont]

What if I just...kill all of the coyotes?

EDIT: just found out the new place is ready, and I can start moving today. Which is great, because a couple of days ago the breaker for my room at the current place blew, and I'm fairly certain the landlady isn't going to get it fixed until we're out. Which I can understand, but it's still kind of

[Ted Belmont]

What if I just...kill all of the coyotes?

EDIT: just found out the new place is ready, and I can start moving today. Which is great, because a couple of days ago the breaker for my room at the current place blew, and I'm fairly certain the landlady isn't going to get it fixed until we're out. Which I can understand, but it's still kind of

So it turns out, only my roommate's part of the new place (the main house) is finished! The kitchen still isn't finished in the studio offshoot that I'll be living in. They expect it should be done on the 3rd. I have to be out of my current house by the 4th.

[Disposable Ninja]

I just watched yesterdays DVR'd Colbert Report

Okay, so you're trying to sell your delicious pork products

you probably shouldn't bring two adorable piglets and have them snuggle in Steven Colbert's arms

that's just... man, fuck you fat farmer.

[Brentai]

My credit score has been dropping like a rock lately because the system is designed to punish you severely for investing in your health or education.

[Sharkey]

What if I just...kill all of the coyotes?

Aw. Sorry this is already resolved. If you needed a roommate I apparently could have mitigated this somewhat. The little bastards seem to have taken to following me around and/or silently waiting outside my gate for me to come out in the evening. Never fed them or anything. Though I am prone to howling at the moon on occasion. I'm not sure if they're paying homage or waiting for me to drop dead, but either way they've been a minimal pain in the ass, other than having to clean up coyote scat every few weeks. Plus, the collie gets along famously with them.

Oh... for the love of fuck. Is this one of those native american spirit animal things? Those are the worst. Well, at least they're not ravens this time. Nasty bastards. Still, I preferred the raccoons.

[Thad]

I understand perfectly why you would put your computer specs in your signature on a forum that gives people help with computer problems.  It is way the fuck easier than repeating them every time you have an issue.

But you know what would be fucking great would be if somebody would find a way for search engines to IGNORE THAT SHIT.

If I am searching for an issue with OpenSUSE 12, I do not want to hit a bunch of results from 2008 just because years later people changed their signatures to say "OpenSUSE 12".