Topic: PET PEEVES FUCK (Read 182247 times)

Lady Duke · « **Reply #260 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:38:51 PM »

I have a habit of accidentally drinking sour milk or pouring it on my cereal, and it is gross. I have, in fact, drank about a half a glass of sour milk and I thought it might be off so I demanded Kazz try it. And he did. And yelled at me for making him drink sour milk. So then I threw it out. And I think pouring sour milk onto cereal is much more annoying than having to pour it back into the box.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #261 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:42:02 PM »

Twice in my life I have bought pints of chocolate milk from a gas station, only for them to be incredibly sour. One was actually like 2 weeks past the expiration date (I was young, this event taught me to always check the date), and I don't know what the other one's problem was.

Kashan · « **Reply #262 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:44:50 PM »

Quote from: Constantine on October 10, 2008, 12:42:02 PM

Twice in my life I have bought pints of chocolate milk from a gas station, only for them to be incredibly sour. One was actually like 2 weeks past the expiration date (I was young, this event taught me to always check the date), and I don't know what the other one's problem was.

I bought some sour yoohoo once.
Yoohoo, a drink that can be stored at room temperature for long periods of time.

Friday · « **Reply #263 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:53:23 PM »

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I always just check the milk before I pour the cereal.

Well, I thought I did by checking the date before I did any pouring whatsoever.

Apparently this is not good enough. You have to pour a bit out and drink it. :/

Kayma · « **Reply #264 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:05:21 PM »

Quote from: Friday on October 10, 2008, 12:53:23 PM

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I always just check the milk before I pour the cereal.
You have to pour a bit out and drink it. :/

Use your nose. Trust me.

Classic · « **Reply #265 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:33:30 PM »

Milk doesn't go bad in my house. Milk is always yummy and consumed within 5 days of purchase.

Brentai · « **Reply #266 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:41:52 PM »

I actually poured a bowl of cereal this morning before checking and realizing they didn't even have milk.

Also, isn't the date on milk only valid if the milk is unopened? Pretty sure the damned stuff starts going the moment a whiff of oxygen touches it. It's why I have a tendency to throw myself ravenously at any perishables I see, to try and dispose of it before it explodes. This tends to annoy a lot of people who have not picked up on why I mainly buy canned and frozen foods, and just think I'm dangerously lazy.

sei · « **Reply #267 on:** October 10, 2008, 02:24:32 PM »

Quote from: Constantine on October 10, 2008, 12:42:02 PM

Twice in my life I have bought pints of chocolate milk from a gas station, only for them to be incredibly sour. One was actually like 2 weeks past the expiration date (I was young, this event taught me to always check the date), and I don't know what the other one's problem was.

"Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!"

Quote from: Kayma on October 10, 2008, 01:05:21 PM

Quote from: Friday on October 10, 2008, 12:53:23 PM
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I always just check the milk before I pour the cereal.
You have to pour a bit out and drink it. :/

Use your nose. Trust me.

Yes. Clotted milk is a lot less offensive [to you] while outside your mouth.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #268 on:** October 10, 2008, 02:50:58 PM »

In other news, the coffee pot I bought from the minister of a local Lutheran church didn't work.

Kazz · « **Reply #269 on:** October 10, 2008, 04:29:48 PM »

Quote from: Lady Duke on October 10, 2008, 12:38:51 PM

I have a habit of accidentally drinking sour milk or pouring it on my cereal, and it is gross. I have, in fact, drank about a half a glass of sour milk and I thought it might be off so I demanded Kazz try it. And he did. And yelled at me for making him drink sour milk. So then I threw it out.

Actually, you came to me with the milk, and you said it might be sour. So I said, "then throw it out." But you demanded that I try it. I said no, just throw it out, but you insisted. So I gave in and took a sip. It was repulsive. It wasn't a, oh, maybe this is starting to go bad, it was giving off big cartoony stink-lines.

Classic · « **Reply #270 on:** October 10, 2008, 06:37:48 PM »

Moral: Listen to your man.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #271 on:** October 10, 2008, 06:50:37 PM »

Where's the fun in that?

Cannon · « **Reply #272 on:** October 10, 2008, 06:57:31 PM »

Protip: Equip the Ghoul or Flesh Golem soul.

Though really, I don't know why you guys don't know that.

Arc · « **Reply #273 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:15:12 PM »

Quote from: Classic Commodore on October 10, 2008, 01:33:30 PM

Milk is always yummy and consumed within 5 days of purchase.

Word.

Bread on the other hand...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QadhPRU0Dn8

Guild · « **Reply #274 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:51:49 PM »

people who don't like the ends of the bread and leave the first slice till the end

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #275 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:34:43 PM »

fuck you the ends are terrible

TA · « **Reply #276 on:** October 11, 2008, 12:05:13 AM »

When I buy a loaf of pre-sliced bread from a store, it is gonna be for sandwiches or something. The ends are ill-suited for my purposes, and are better used to keep the slices on the end from drying out.

Büge · « **Reply #277 on:** October 11, 2008, 07:24:59 AM »

Bread ends are best used as trenchers.

François · « **Reply #278 on:** October 11, 2008, 07:31:25 AM »

The ends are fucking awesome. Think of the white part of the bread as Nazi Germany, and imagine the bread's flavor symbolizes the Jews. The crust and ends are the concentration camps.

Have I won the prize for worst analogy ever yet?

Doom · « **Reply #279 on:** October 11, 2008, 07:41:22 AM »

Bread ends are awesome... in anything more advanced than store-bought, pre-sliced white trash bread.

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