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[Niku]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk97Oil2qnc

it's not so bad really

[Classic]

And now the only thing restraining my compulsion to sterilize the whole apartment is a lack of time and being about to breach the 24 hours of wakefulness with no real progress on anything relevant to my existence marker.

[Kazz]

People who hold a door open for you like this:



Thanks, extremely helpful individual.  Now, instead of simply opening the door and walking through, I have to decide between ducking beneath your arm, or walking around you and squeezing between your ass and the doorframe.

[Classic]

We're waiting for you to put your arm out to take the door from us, you douche. What kind of a retard do you take us for?

EDIT: Just in case you weren't sure.

[Kazz]

You're still entirely in the way.

[Classic]

When you take the door, we will move our arm out of the way and walk past you. Even if you are 6 feet wide, our healthy and polite bodies can squeeze by in the minuscule space not taken up by your ridiculous girth. Fatty.


EDIT: Just in case you weren't sure:

[Arc]

Not sure this is a pet peeve, but fuck it looks like there are roaches in my apartment.

Any cardboard boxes around? Lil' asswipes love them.

[Classic]

Not too many, but some.

[Kazz]

Well, congratulations on coming up with a way of holding a door that involves getting in the way and then making me handle the door anyway.  Next time just let it fucking shut.

[Classic]

Why don't you be fucking grateful that I didn't make your paradoxically and comically thin, weak arms struggle with that door I just opened for you, cockbite. You must understand how to take advantage of inertia, 'cuz if you didn't you'd crash into motherfucking walls every goddamned day, you ridiculously massive shithead! Why not be grateful we're not calling in the city inspector on you for being a doggamned fire hazard!?
HONESTLY!

[Detonator]

Now, instead of simply opening the door and walking through, I have to decide between ducking beneath your arm, or walking around you and squeezing between your ass and the doorframe.

Which one do you usually do?  Because both look very silly.

[Brentai]

Generally if I'm ahead of someone I'll just throw the door more open as I pass through.  If the person behind me can't catch it before it comes back and hits them then it's not my fault I'm being followed by morons.

Now, instead of simply opening the door and walking through, I have to decide between ducking beneath your arm, or walking around you and squeezing between your ass and the doorframe.

Which one do you usually do?  Because both look very silly.

I grab the door myself and stare down the person in the way until they get out of it.

For some reason most people consider me kind of rude.

[Kazz]

Now, instead of simply opening the door and walking through, I have to decide between ducking beneath your arm, or walking around you and squeezing between your ass and the doorframe.

Which one do you usually do?  Because both look very silly.

I usually tear their arms off with my fucking teeth.

[Classic]

Now, instead of simply opening the door and walking through, I have to decide between ducking beneath your arm, or walking around you and squeezing between your ass and the doorframe.

Which one do you usually do?  Because both look very silly.

I usually take the door from the proper end and insist that they advance, thus winning the polite-off. Sometimes, if I really want to shame them and I'm near enough, I will hold open the door BEHIND me as well, so they look really lame by comparison.

[Kazz]

When I hold a door open, I stand near the end of the door, out of everybody's way.  It's easier to do this because I don't usually stretch my arms out to push the door; I just let it hit me, then push it open with my shoulder or elbow.

Otherwise, if there are people coming behind me, I just push it open as I go past.  That does involve my arm, briefly, but it doesn't involve me stopping in their path.

[Royal☭]

I hate it when my friends act like celebrities.

"Hey, I'm having a party tonight.  Come on by."

"Yeah, I might put in an appearance."

[Classic]

"Yeah, I might put in an appearance."

Wait. Doesn't that phrase mean, "I really want to go, but I have no idea how I'm going to get all of this shit done, omigodomigod!"

[Niku]

Which one do you usually do?  Because both look very silly.

LIMBO
i'm hermes, i'm hermeeee

[Disposable Ninja]

I have burned my tongue 3 times in as many days.

I am really fucking stupid.

[Niku]

the difference between delicious soup and agony unending is five minutes.