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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #380 on: November 01, 2008, 06:41:42 AM »

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #381 on: November 01, 2008, 06:51:25 AM »

And now the only thing restraining my compulsion to sterilize the whole apartment is a lack of time and being about to breach the 24 hours of wakefulness with no real progress on anything relevant to my existence marker.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #382 on: November 01, 2008, 07:16:04 AM »

People who hold a door open for you like this:



Thanks, extremely helpful individual.  Now, instead of simply opening the door and walking through, I have to decide between ducking beneath your arm, or walking around you and squeezing between your ass and the doorframe.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #383 on: November 01, 2008, 07:27:03 AM »

We're waiting for you to put your arm out to take the door from us, you douche. What kind of a retard do you take us for?

EDIT: Just in case you weren't sure. :rage:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #384 on: November 01, 2008, 08:02:51 AM »

You're still entirely in the way.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #385 on: November 01, 2008, 08:04:51 AM »

When you take the door, we will move our arm out of the way and walk past you. Even if you are 6 feet wide, our healthy and polite bodies can squeeze by in the minuscule space not taken up by your ridiculous girth. Fatty.


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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #386 on: November 01, 2008, 09:03:48 AM »

Not sure this is a pet peeve, but fuck it looks like there are roaches in my apartment.

Any cardboard boxes around? Lil' asswipes love them.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #387 on: November 01, 2008, 09:16:04 AM »

Not too many, but some.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #388 on: November 01, 2008, 10:31:15 AM »

Well, congratulations on coming up with a way of holding a door that involves getting in the way and then making me handle the door anyway.  Next time just let it fucking shut.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #389 on: November 01, 2008, 10:40:28 AM »

Why don't you be fucking grateful that I didn't make your paradoxically and comically thin, weak arms struggle with that door I just opened for you, cockbite. You must understand how to take advantage of inertia, 'cuz if you didn't you'd crash into motherfucking walls every goddamned day, you ridiculously massive shithead! Why not be grateful we're not calling in the city inspector on you for being a doggamned fire hazard!?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #390 on: November 01, 2008, 10:53:09 AM »

Now, instead of simply opening the door and walking through, I have to decide between ducking beneath your arm, or walking around you and squeezing between your ass and the doorframe.

Which one do you usually do?  Because both look very silly.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #391 on: November 01, 2008, 10:54:53 AM »

Generally if I'm ahead of someone I'll just throw the door more open as I pass through.  If the person behind me can't catch it before it comes back and hits them then it's not my fault I'm being followed by morons.

Now, instead of simply opening the door and walking through, I have to decide between ducking beneath your arm, or walking around you and squeezing between your ass and the doorframe.

Which one do you usually do?  Because both look very silly.

I grab the door myself and stare down the person in the way until they get out of it.

For some reason most people consider me kind of rude.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #392 on: November 01, 2008, 12:27:45 PM »

Now, instead of simply opening the door and walking through, I have to decide between ducking beneath your arm, or walking around you and squeezing between your ass and the doorframe.

Which one do you usually do?  Because both look very silly.

I usually tear their arms off with my fucking teeth.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #393 on: November 01, 2008, 12:30:06 PM »

Now, instead of simply opening the door and walking through, I have to decide between ducking beneath your arm, or walking around you and squeezing between your ass and the doorframe.

Which one do you usually do?  Because both look very silly.

I usually take the door from the proper end and insist that they advance, thus winning the polite-off. Sometimes, if I really want to shame them and I'm near enough, I will hold open the door BEHIND me as well, so they look really lame by comparison.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #394 on: November 01, 2008, 12:34:34 PM »

When I hold a door open, I stand near the end of the door, out of everybody's way.  It's easier to do this because I don't usually stretch my arms out to push the door; I just let it hit me, then push it open with my shoulder or elbow.

Otherwise, if there are people coming behind me, I just push it open as I go past.  That does involve my arm, briefly, but it doesn't involve me stopping in their path.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #395 on: November 01, 2008, 02:16:25 PM »

I hate it when my friends act like celebrities.

"Hey, I'm having a party tonight.  Come on by."

"Yeah, I might put in an appearance."

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #396 on: November 01, 2008, 02:18:54 PM »

"Yeah, I might put in an appearance."

Wait. Doesn't that phrase mean, "I really want to go, but I have no idea how I'm going to get all of this shit done, omigodomigod!"
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #397 on: November 01, 2008, 03:24:57 PM »

Which one do you usually do?  Because both look very silly.

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #398 on: November 02, 2008, 09:09:16 AM »

I have burned my tongue 3 times in as many days.

I am really fucking stupid.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #399 on: November 02, 2008, 09:37:23 AM »

the difference between delicious soup and agony unending is five minutes.
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