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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #480 on: November 22, 2008, 07:56:03 AM »
 :disapprove: Why is it that whenever liquid spills on my shirt it lands right on my nipple?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #481 on: November 22, 2008, 09:07:27 AM »
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #482 on: November 23, 2008, 10:18:33 AM »
Quote from: Büge on November 22, 2008, 07:56:03 AM
:disapprove: Why is it that whenever liquid spills on my shirt it lands right on my nipple?

Clearly your nipples are the source.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #483 on: November 24, 2008, 07:38:12 AM »
having an excuse is no excuse
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #484 on: November 24, 2008, 08:00:35 AM »
Andy Rooney.

My mom watches 60 minutes, so I occasionally catch this man's monologues.  He is a shining example of the stereotypical old man, each rant grasping on to some poorly understood section habit of society and going on at length like Abe Simpson.  The last rant of his I heard was about how women are always carrying bags with things in them!  Bags!  Everywhere!
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #485 on: November 24, 2008, 08:57:47 AM »
I can't wait until I get to do that with impunity.

I mean I already tell rambing monologues that go nowhere and peter off now, but being only just shy of 30, people are rather less indulgent of this.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #486 on: November 24, 2008, 09:37:20 AM »
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #487 on: November 24, 2008, 02:43:05 PM »
I hate when you guys link to TV Tropes. I had every intention of going to bed by 3 AM last night.... that is, until I happened upon a TV tropes link. I forget what thread it was in, but that's not the point; the point is fuck off with that interesting, addictive bullshit.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #488 on: November 24, 2008, 04:17:52 PM »
Quote from: Constantine on November 24, 2008, 08:00:35 AM
Andy Rooney.

My mom watches 60 minutes, so I occasionally catch this man's monologues.  He is a shining example of the stereotypical old man, each rant grasping on to some poorly understood section habit of society and going on at length like Abe Simpson.  The last rant of his I heard was about how women are always carrying bags with things in them!  Bags!  Everywhere!

That was his schtick in, like, the late-70s.  I can't even imagine what the hell he's like today.  Probably exactly the same, only with a bit more sincerity.  Everybody used to love Andy Rooney because he was only pretending to be doddering, now it's hard to hell.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #489 on: November 25, 2008, 08:34:59 PM »
I can't stand people who have that weird nutritional karma mindset. Like, they eat a candy bar, and say "it's alright, I'll have an apple later, it'll cancel out".

 :THATWAY: YOU'RE JUST STACKING AN APPLE ON TOP OF A CANDY BAR. CALORIES FROM JUNK FOOD AND FRUIT DO NOT GO TO WAR AND ANNIHILATE EACH OTHER.

Additional pet peeve: when these same people repeatedly complain of being fat.

Extra bonus pet peeve: when these same people say the only reason I've been able to lose 60 pounds is luck.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #490 on: November 25, 2008, 08:39:59 PM »
Most people know that, they're just lampshading the fact that they're being obviously irresponsible.

Of course, they're stick jackasses for complaining about it afterwards.

gj on the diet
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #491 on: November 25, 2008, 08:47:23 PM »
I'll have a triple cheeseburger with onions and special sauce and two large fries and an order of chicken fingers in fact make that a double

and a diet coke
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #492 on: November 25, 2008, 08:48:54 PM »
It's going straight to your butt, too.

Wait. Your butt is your whole body, right? :dead:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #493 on: November 25, 2008, 08:52:49 PM »
hey

onions are not unhealthy
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #494 on: November 25, 2008, 08:53:09 PM »
shutup fatty
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #495 on: November 25, 2008, 08:54:14 PM »
FINE

ONLY THE TERRIFYING WHITE-EYED DEMON CHEF ON THE LOCAL PLACE'S PIZZA BOX UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #496 on: November 25, 2008, 08:55:00 PM »
But if I may be srs for a moment, as someone who works out at least twice a week to keep myself fit, I know how hard it is sometimes as a skinny person to muster up the motivation/energy to do that, so I have the utmost respect for fat people who manage it.

I don't even have to worry about getting fat if I stop. It's just that I don't like being completely out of breath if I run for more than three steps.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #497 on: November 25, 2008, 08:58:18 PM »
I'll let Brentai field that one.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #498 on: November 25, 2008, 09:17:49 PM »
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #499 on: November 25, 2008, 09:36:53 PM »
I hate quicksaving seconds before an inevitable, painful death.  :MENDOZAAAAA:
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