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[Disposable Ninja]

CONGRATULATIONS

YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT ANYMORE

[Classic]

It's an ill kept secret that I've been on a "jump to conclusions" streak lately, but context made it clear that's not what they were going for. I'd link for context, but I don't want to confess that (THAD EDIT: bullshit spoiler tag removed.) I get my schadenfreude  fix reading Fundies Say the Darndest Things, and the comments associated with the "better" ones.

[Kazz]

Fundies Say the Darndest Things

FSTDT just makes me angry and sometimes quite depressed.  I don't go there anymore.

[Lady Duke]

I fucking love when people assume that because you get good grades, A) you don't need to work for them, B) you certainly don't need help studying, C) you don't need to study, or all of the above.

[Brentai]

Fucking Lucerne shit.  I don't buy the food here so I'm usually stuck eating their awful goddam dairy products.  I don't know what the hell it is but there is something very specifically wrong with everything they make, like they skipped a pasteurization step somewhere in order to ratchet the price down a dollar.  It's only partly the fact that it tastes like crap that bothers me - it's more the fact that everything they make tastes like crap in the exact same way, and I don't know why.

[Spaco]

I hate that I'm overqualified/too intelligent for most shit jobs, thus getting turned down for most.

[Rosencrantz]

I hate it when I can't fall asleep, even though I only got about four hours of sleep last night and I have to be awake in four hours.

[Classic]

It's weird, but the delirium I get from 1-4 hours sleep actually makes me feel better than being well rested. Though I'm certain there's a decline in quality.

[Arc]

Working off 3 to 4 hours of sleep is healthy & functional if another 3 to 4 hours of sleep can be achieved beginning around nine hours later.

[Classic]

This does match up with what I had assumed to be bad-for-me habits that I was just imagining made me work better.

[Rosencrantz]

It's weird, but the delirium I get from 1-4 hours sleep actually makes me feel better than being well rested. Though I'm certain there's a decline in quality.

I know what you mean. I averaged about 5-6 hours of sleep a night when I was in the military, and it felt better to get LESS sleep than six or more hours... but I would pay for it later that afternoon.

Anyway, I ended up sleeping in by about two hours this morning and feeling like shit. Sore throat, achy muscles, mild headache, runny nose... ugh. I really need a full night's rest.

[Alex]

It's weird, but the delirium I get from 1-4 hours sleep actually makes me feel better than being well rested. Though I'm certain there's a decline in quality.

I know what you mean. I averaged about 5-6 hours of sleep a night when I was in the military, and it felt better to get LESS sleep than six or more hours... but I would pay for it later that afternoon.

Anyway, I ended up sleeping in by about two hours this morning and feeling like shit. Sore throat, achy muscles, mild headache, runny nose... ugh. I really need a full night's rest.

My wacky work schedules have forced me into a state of being unable to sleep for more than six hours a day (due to frequent closing then opening shifts) so now I can't stand sleeping more than that.  It's seriously irritating to get a fit of insomnia and be up for like a day and a half then sleeping for six to wake up feeling even worse. 

[Alex]

On a totally different note, I seriously loathe when you're sleeping and suddenly your body decides to tell you that it didn't like what you ate the previous night.  So not only do you puke your guts out, you're too awake afterwards to get back to sleep.

  Why do you turn against me, stomach?  I bring you offerings three times a day.

[Doom]

If your workplace lets you pick your hours or set your schedule at all, take alternate days off.

This is mostly a retail thing, of course, but retail is also one of those lines of work where nobody sees a problem with "Work until 1:30 AM Tuesday" and "Open at 5:45 AM Wednesday." This cute girl working the service desk was "joking" with us about how she would be allowed to sleep on the couch in the break room. 

[Kazz]

In my experience, the most stressful jobs pay the worst.  And usually the bosses are the dumbest and meanest.

[Bongo Bill]

This holds true even up to the very office of the presidency.

[Disposable Ninja]

I AM SICK


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

FUK

[King Klown]

Having to let people ride my gravy train.


FUCK I HATE THAT. 

[Brentai]

Having wants and needs before Christmas.

You know what I mean.  In that critical shopping period before The Day, you may think to yourself, "Boy, I should go get myself (a bookshelf, new headphones*, a personal coffee maker, a coin bank, revised car insurance, eyeglass cleaner*, a pen holder, new boxer-briefs*, desktop ornaments, a new jacket, a subscription to Gamefly, a bigger hard drive, more camera cards, a gym membership renewal), except I can't because:

A) I have no idea if that sort of thing's going to pop up in one of these mysterious boxes and I'll look like an ass for having bought it myself, and
B) I'll be an ass for spending money on myself in the first place."

You know what I also hate?  People who make a long, increasingly petty list of consumerist trash they're bitching about not having, while ignoring basic things like "a place to live."  Fuck those guys.


* Things I already know are taken care of, so I'm forced to go without until tomorrow, or later in some cases.

[Kazz]

I've been crushed to death by subtexts.