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Author Topic: PET PEEVES FUCK  (Read 182091 times)

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #620 on: December 28, 2008, 07:06:51 AM »

I always have SafeSearch off.

The internet is more entertaining that way.

There ARE two people online with my name... an Arizona cop guilty of some minor heroics, and an some kid with a Facebook account who is trying to set new records for photographic incompetence. But nothing about me!

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #621 on: December 28, 2008, 08:54:57 AM »

World's Oldest Man Found Googling Own Name
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #622 on: December 28, 2008, 09:25:42 AM »

 :justasplanned:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #623 on: December 28, 2008, 05:15:10 PM »

I HATE people reading over my shoulder. Actually, I hate having people behind me at all. It makes me very uncomfortable when I can't keep track of everyone in the room.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #624 on: December 28, 2008, 05:19:06 PM »

Hey Ted, turn around.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #625 on: December 28, 2008, 05:21:38 PM »

I hate when I am kickbanned for no reason I can see
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #626 on: December 28, 2008, 08:39:57 PM »

Hey Ted, turn around.

BUT THEN I CAN'T SEE THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #627 on: December 28, 2008, 08:42:10 PM »

Don't worry!  I'll watch this side!
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #628 on: December 31, 2008, 01:39:25 PM »

Semi related, people who start fussing around in your personal space when you cook.  Every time you cook.  I know you know people like this.  It's a major reason why I refuse to cook for some people, but at this point I'm seriously considering just letting them get hit with a knife or ladle full of boiling water just to get the point across that I AM WORKING WITH HOT AND SHARP OBJECTS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #629 on: December 31, 2008, 02:46:21 PM »

Semi related, people who start fussing around in your personal space when you cook.  Every time you cook.  I know you know people like this.  It's a major reason why I refuse to cook for some people, but at this point I'm seriously considering just letting them get hit with a knife or ladle full of boiling water just to get the point across that I AM WORKING WITH HOT AND SHARP OBJECTS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

I always looked at people fussing in my personal space while cooking as a reason to stab or burn them.  :ohmy:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #630 on: December 31, 2008, 07:31:23 PM »

WHY ARE YOU DOING THE DISHES RIGHT NOW

WE ARE GOING TO SCREW UP A BAZILLION PLATES FOR DINNER

ARE YOU RETARDED
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #631 on: December 31, 2008, 07:34:28 PM »

OH GOOD YES LEAN IN CLOSER TO SEE WHAT I AM DOING

PUT YOUR FACE RIGHT BETWEEN THE KNIFE AND THE THING THAT I AM CUTTING
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #632 on: December 31, 2008, 07:35:05 PM »

DID YOU JUST TAKE MY KNIFE

I WAS USING THAT KNIFE

YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THAT WHEN I NEARLY CUT YOUR NOSE OFF WITH IT
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #633 on: December 31, 2008, 07:35:35 PM »

I SEE THAT YOU HAVE STOPPED DOING THE DISHES IN THE MIDDLE

YET YOU ARE STILL MOVING RANDOMLY AROUND THE KITCHEN

EATING THINGS
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #634 on: December 31, 2008, 07:37:32 PM »

Now, now. Play Nice.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #635 on: January 01, 2009, 07:06:37 AM »

The dishes were left half-finished all night.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #636 on: January 01, 2009, 11:40:29 AM »

I went to make myself some breakfast.  She immediately rushed out to do the other half.

I think she may have found this board.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #637 on: January 06, 2009, 10:52:41 AM »

BRENT SMELLS YOUR PANTIES
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #638 on: January 06, 2009, 04:00:16 PM »

he's just checking for vampires
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #639 on: January 06, 2009, 04:01:20 PM »

you'd think I'd stop falling for that line
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