Topic: PET PEEVES FUCK (Read 182177 times)

Fredward · « **Reply #880 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:20:13 PM »

The T9 on my phone didn't have 'Kaitlin', but did have 'Laitlin'. I am reminded of the 'Bort' plates in The Simpsons.

Arc · « **Reply #881 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:24:06 PM »

Quote from: Second Bad Brentai on April 01, 2009, 03:10:36 PM

You're cursed to gay forever, I'm afraid.

In that case, Science has not failed us!

Gentlemen, look, and behold! Corn!

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #882 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:51:42 PM »

I-I-I don't know. Last time...

Kazz · « **Reply #883 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:29:58 PM »

I do not fucking get Twix's ad campaign. "NEED A MOMENT? Chew it over with Twix!" Apparently jamming candy in your mouth gives you ample time to get out of awkward social situations. Who the fuck thought of this garbage?

A² · « **Reply #884 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:36:22 PM »

Marketing.

Brentai · « **Reply #885 on:** April 03, 2009, 11:13:28 PM »

I think the idea is that they realized their primary market is people with nervous eating disorders, so they're trying to say, "Hey, if you're going to sit there putting things in your mouth to feel better, why not make it something sticky and slightly phallic?"

...

...I like Twix a lot, actually.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #886 on:** April 03, 2009, 11:25:18 PM »

Yeah, me too. And I liked the two for me, none for you commercials.

I feel like I can't eat twix anymore, though, because I don't have a woman to lie to.

Alex · « **Reply #887 on:** April 04, 2009, 03:47:32 AM »

Quote from: Kazz on April 03, 2009, 09:29:58 PM

I do not fucking get Twix's ad campaign. "NEED A MOMENT? Chew it over with Twix!" Apparently jamming candy in your mouth gives you ample time to get out of awkward social situations. Who the fuck thought of this garbage?

Büge · « **Reply #888 on:** April 04, 2009, 06:29:04 AM »

It's still more interesting than the marketing campaign for Shreddies.

Mongrel · « **Reply #889 on:** April 04, 2009, 07:58:43 AM »

Quote from: Büge on April 04, 2009, 06:29:04 AM

It's still more interesting than the marketing campaign for Shreddies.

I actually thought that was hilarious.

King Klown · « **Reply #890 on:** April 04, 2009, 08:04:31 AM »

I liked the black guy in Katrina grabbing a snickers box more.

Brentai · « **Reply #891 on:** April 04, 2009, 08:43:27 AM »

Wait, is the fact that they named something you put in your mouth "Shreddies" a joke too, or is that a real thing?

Büge · « **Reply #892 on:** April 04, 2009, 09:05:57 AM »

Oh, they're real. The trick is to wait for five minutes so the milk softens them up. When they're too dry, it's like eating ninja stars.

Brentai · « **Reply #893 on:** April 04, 2009, 09:34:29 AM »

So it's like the appeal of fugu, but now part of a balanced breakfast.

Mongrel · « **Reply #894 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:15:30 AM »

Quote from: Büge on April 04, 2009, 09:05:57 AM

Oh, they're real. The trick is to wait for five minutes so the milk softens them up. When they're too dry, it's like eating ninja stars.

Hell, that's nothing. Ever ~~eat~~ been lacerated by Captain Crunch?

Royal☭ · « **Reply #895 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:16:51 AM »

Are you people unaware of what your teeth are for, or do you just try to swallow cereal as fast as you shovel it into your mouth?

Zaratustra · « **Reply #896 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:27:56 AM »

I like to eat cereal without milk

Arc · « **Reply #897 on:** April 04, 2009, 12:14:16 PM »

Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on April 04, 2009, 11:15:30 AM

Ever ~~eat~~ been lacerated by Captain Crunch?

He's got nuthin' on The C'mander!

Mongrel · « **Reply #898 on:** April 04, 2009, 05:11:46 PM »

That one's an all-time classic.

HOOOOLLLLLLDDDD!

Doom · « **Reply #899 on:** April 05, 2009, 05:18:29 AM »

Look guys it's the first time we've had nice Spring weather in Maryland.

JESUS CHRIST MY THROAT IT HURTS TO SWALLOW AND MY NECK IS A FIESTA OF PAINFUL SORENESS.

At least I get to call out of work today without any guilt.

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