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Author Topic: PET PEEVES FUCK  (Read 182177 times)

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #880 on: April 01, 2009, 03:20:13 PM »

The T9 on my phone didn't have 'Kaitlin', but did have 'Laitlin'. I am reminded of the 'Bort' plates in The Simpsons.

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #881 on: April 01, 2009, 03:24:06 PM »

You're cursed to gay forever, I'm afraid.

In that case, Science has not failed us!

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #882 on: April 01, 2009, 03:51:42 PM »

I-I-I don't know. Last time...
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #883 on: April 03, 2009, 09:29:58 PM »

I do not fucking get Twix's ad campaign.  "NEED A MOMENT?  Chew it over with Twix!"  Apparently jamming candy in your mouth gives you ample time to get out of awkward social situations.  Who the fuck thought of this garbage?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #884 on: April 03, 2009, 09:36:22 PM »

Marketing.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #885 on: April 03, 2009, 11:13:28 PM »

I think the idea is that they realized their primary market is people with nervous eating disorders, so they're trying to say, "Hey, if you're going to sit there putting things in your mouth to feel better, why not make it something sticky and slightly phallic?"

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...I like Twix a lot, actually.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #886 on: April 03, 2009, 11:25:18 PM »

Yeah, me too. And I liked the two for me, none for you commercials.

I feel like I can't eat twix anymore, though, because I don't have a woman to lie to.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #887 on: April 04, 2009, 03:47:32 AM »

I do not fucking get Twix's ad campaign.  "NEED A MOMENT?  Chew it over with Twix!"  Apparently jamming candy in your mouth gives you ample time to get out of awkward social situations.  Who the fuck thought of this garbage?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #888 on: April 04, 2009, 06:29:04 AM »

It's still more interesting than the marketing campaign for Shreddies.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #889 on: April 04, 2009, 07:58:43 AM »

It's still more interesting than the marketing campaign for Shreddies.

I actually thought that was hilarious.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #890 on: April 04, 2009, 08:04:31 AM »

I liked the black guy in Katrina grabbing a snickers box more.  ::D:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #891 on: April 04, 2009, 08:43:27 AM »

Wait, is the fact that they named something you put in your mouth "Shreddies" a joke too, or is that a real thing?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #892 on: April 04, 2009, 09:05:57 AM »

Oh, they're real. The trick is to wait for five minutes so the milk softens them up. When they're too dry, it's like eating ninja stars.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #893 on: April 04, 2009, 09:34:29 AM »

So it's like the appeal of fugu, but now part of a balanced breakfast.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #894 on: April 04, 2009, 11:15:30 AM »

Oh, they're real. The trick is to wait for five minutes so the milk softens them up. When they're too dry, it's like eating ninja stars.

Hell, that's nothing. Ever eat been lacerated by Captain Crunch?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #895 on: April 04, 2009, 11:16:51 AM »

Are you people unaware of what your teeth are for, or do you just try to swallow cereal as fast as you shovel it into your mouth?


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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #896 on: April 04, 2009, 11:27:56 AM »

I like to eat cereal without milk

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #897 on: April 04, 2009, 12:14:16 PM »

Ever eat been lacerated by Captain Crunch?

He's got nuthin' on The C'mander!

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #898 on: April 04, 2009, 05:11:46 PM »

That one's an all-time classic.

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #899 on: April 05, 2009, 05:18:29 AM »

Look guys it's the first time we've had nice Spring weather in Maryland.

JESUS CHRIST MY THROAT IT HURTS TO SWALLOW AND MY NECK IS A FIESTA OF PAINFUL SORENESS.

At least I get to call out of work today without any guilt.
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