Topic: PET PEEVES FUCK (Read 182173 times)

McDohl · « **Reply #900 on:** April 07, 2009, 05:11:27 AM »

I totally love how I tried to download an 800 MB on XBL for Burnout: Paradise so I can, you know, play online, and, at the fucking eleventh hour of the download, like, 6 MB remaining, the whole thing shits itself, and I have to start the fuck over.

This piece of garbage internet connection is really starting to chap my fucking hide.

Saturn · « **Reply #901 on:** April 07, 2009, 03:33:20 PM »

That if its at or below 40F outside and i do anything more strenuous than walking, my lungs feel like they are burning (LOL ASTHMA)

Brentai · « **Reply #902 on:** April 08, 2009, 01:45:03 PM »

I think I'm cursed to never have an actual lunch break ever again.

Classic · « **Reply #903 on:** April 08, 2009, 01:47:37 PM »

Breaks are an illusion.
Lunchbreaks doubly so.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #904 on:** April 10, 2009, 07:56:02 AM »

This toilet is flushing while I'm busy shitting!

Unacceptable

Romosome · « **Reply #905 on:** April 10, 2009, 08:35:14 AM »

I hate that having a hideous cough while you have to work isn't annoying enough, so people have to comment on the fact that you're occasionally making kind of disgusting noises as if it wasn't apparent.

Brentai · « **Reply #906 on:** April 10, 2009, 08:41:05 AM »

Lozenges. Seriously. I had a huge bag of them at work just to suppress it long enough to keep people from yelling at me.

Kazz · « **Reply #907 on:** April 10, 2009, 03:32:14 PM »

Someone was having coughing fits into his microphone the other day on Death Tank. I told him to turn his mic off and he was like "nah I'm fine HORF HORF HORF HORF"

Mongrel · « **Reply #908 on:** April 10, 2009, 05:38:21 PM »

Quote from: Constantine on April 10, 2009, 07:56:02 AM

This toilet is flushing while I'm busy shitting!

Unacceptable

LOL that reminds me: What fucking genius decided that it was a good idea to put the same proximity sensors they use on urinals and sinks on toilets? As soon as you get up to wipe your ass the damn thing flushes... and then when you NEED to flush you either get to hunt for the little button, or engage in odd dancing.

Brentai · « **Reply #909 on:** April 10, 2009, 06:29:00 PM »

But it's more hygienic, see, because you don't have to touch the toilet.

...wait.

Saturn · « **Reply #910 on:** April 10, 2009, 07:17:32 PM »

Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on April 10, 2009, 05:38:21 PM

Quote from: Constantine on April 10, 2009, 07:56:02 AM
This toilet is flushing while I'm busy shitting!

Unacceptable

LOL that reminds me: What fucking genius decided that it was a good idea to put the same proximity sensors they use on urinals and sinks on toilets? As soon as you get up to wipe your ass the damn thing flushes... and then when you NEED to flush you either get to hunt for the little button, or engage in odd dancing.

On this note, i HATE when sinks (and now SOAP AND PAPER TOWEL DISPENSERS) have those sensors but they refuse to activate.

Kazz · « **Reply #911 on:** April 10, 2009, 09:40:10 PM »

I hate the sinks with the push-buttons that slowly rise after you push them and when they're all the way up again the water turns off and you have to push them like five times. It's like the opposite of the sensors in terms of how much you have to touch things.

Classic · « **Reply #912 on:** April 10, 2009, 10:34:20 PM »

I wonder why they don't just have public faucets activated by foot pedals.

Kazz · « **Reply #913 on:** April 10, 2009, 10:54:12 PM »

They have drinking fountains like that.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #914 on:** April 10, 2009, 10:59:02 PM »

... I want a pedal operated toilet.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #915 on:** April 10, 2009, 11:20:33 PM »

Japan has toilets whose sensors are of such sophistication that they will open the lid automatically when they detect the door opening, and even they don't try to guess when you want to flush most of the time.

A² · « **Reply #916 on:** April 10, 2009, 11:22:48 PM »

Japan also has toilets that will violate your anus if you push a button.

Brentai · « **Reply #917 on:** April 10, 2009, 11:27:04 PM »

That's hardly a pet peeve.

A² · « **Reply #918 on:** April 10, 2009, 11:59:53 PM »

It is if you're trying to poop and hit it accidentally.

Suddenly, forced entry into exit only.

Norondor · « **Reply #919 on:** April 11, 2009, 03:55:19 AM »

Quote from: Bongo Bill on April 10, 2009, 11:20:33 PM

Japan has toilets whose sensors are of such sophistication that they will open the lid automatically when they detect the door opening, and even they don't try to guess when you want to flush most of the time.

Probably because Japanese women would complain if they couldn't flush on demand.

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