Topic: PET PEEVES FUCK (Read 182165 times)

Mongrel · « **Reply #920 on:** April 11, 2009, 04:32:46 AM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on April 10, 2009, 10:59:02 PM

... I want a pedal operated toilet.

They do exist. I've seen and used ones.

Brentai · « **Reply #921 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:03:19 AM »

I want a gas-powered pedal-operated toilet.

You have to gun the engine a bit before it can flush.

Alex · « **Reply #922 on:** April 11, 2009, 06:57:57 PM »

Toilets as designed by Nomura?

A² · « **Reply #923 on:** April 11, 2009, 07:02:26 PM »

Fifty belts to strap yourself in.

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #924 on:** April 11, 2009, 07:03:43 PM »

No, just three really big ones.

Brentai · « **Reply #925 on:** April 15, 2009, 04:08:24 PM »

I'm pretty much at the keyboard for twelve hours a day nowadays, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that I'm developing some nasty wrist pains. It'd be ignorant to say "carpal tunnel" right off the cuff, but "fucking hurts" is a fair description.

And before one of you wiseacres say something, I'm wearing a splint and typing with my left hand right now. I may actually spare you all my 200 wpm constant opinions for a while.

Kazz · « **Reply #926 on:** April 15, 2009, 04:21:03 PM »

Finally, a chance to catch up! All I have to do is double my post count by the time he makes the next thousand!

Brentai · « **Reply #927 on:** April 15, 2009, 04:23:52 PM »

I like pyos.

Norondor · « **Reply #928 on:** April 15, 2009, 04:26:08 PM »

Man, i really don't feel like i chime in enough to be in the top 10. I should maybe stop triple-posting.

Detonator · « **Reply #929 on:** April 15, 2009, 04:31:22 PM »

I was kinda happy that I wasn't part of the top 10 posters until I saw that I was in the top 5 for time spent here.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #930 on:** April 15, 2009, 04:33:55 PM »

I'm trying to be here less, but I usually browse the forums while on the toilet at school now. I spend a lot of time on the toilet.

I also keep my post count low by typing out a post, deciding I don't like it and navigating to another page. That's right, the posts I put are what I consider my good material.

Kazz · « **Reply #931 on:** April 15, 2009, 04:36:20 PM »

Those stats are weird though.

My "most activity" stats are, like, entirely backwards. I have not spent 32% of my time on the admin board.

Guild · « **Reply #932 on:** April 15, 2009, 05:44:47 PM »

leaving it on while you sleep maybe

holy fuck i need a girlfriend

thanks kazz

Guild · « **Reply #933 on:** April 15, 2009, 05:45:23 PM »

EBWOP: ideally my girlfriend would share the top ten with me

François · « **Reply #934 on:** April 15, 2009, 05:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Kazz on April 15, 2009, 04:36:20 PM

Those stats are weird though.

My "most activity" stats are, like, entirely backwards. I have not spent 32% of my time on the admin board.

I think that if you visit a particular board last, and then toodle off to do something else, it keeps counting your time on it until the session times out. Whereas if you look at a board then choose another one, the time for the first board stops being counted as soon as you visit the next.

Classic · « **Reply #935 on:** April 16, 2009, 01:43:52 AM »

Wh-what? Why am both in the top ten but not in the top five?

Kazz · « **Reply #936 on:** April 22, 2009, 05:08:19 AM »

I have two stories and they are unrelated.

First story, yesterday I was waiting for LD to get out of a meeting, and next to the lobby where I was waiting was a room full of nerdy kids playing Rock Band and Smash Bros Melee on projectors. I went in to see if she was in there, and she was not, and I said "Hi" to a random kid who noticed me, and he said "HI!" and turned as though he were expecting me to ask something, so I just said "Just looking for someone" and left.

I sat in the lobby for a little while longer and the kid came out and said, shit you not, "Are you looking for the Electronic Gaming Club?" I just said "No, I'm waiting for my girlfriend," but don't you fucking think that if I were looking for an electronic gaming club, and I stumbled upon a room full of electronic games, that I would have realized that I found it?

Anyway that wasn't my pet peeve, this is my pet peeve.

In Melee there was a Fox named "RAPE" and a Captain Falcon named "AIDS." Kids are so fucking stupid. Like, whatever, if you want to have retarded names and be offensive for its own sake, but if the sort of person who's supposed to be responsible for student activities (such as this so-called "club") came by and saw RAPE and AIDS kicking each other's asses on a projector, I think that would be the end of the club, don't you?

I tend to worry about that kind of thing. Fuck, you can have just as much fun if RAPE and AIDS aren't bouncing around on the screen. You can even shout "RAPE! AIDS!" when nobody important is around. Why do people gotta push the boundaries in unnecessary ways like that? Don't they realize they're risking everybody's fun?

Anyway. That was all my first story. My second story is that KFC is selling buckets of grilled chicken now. Like, totally non-fried chicken. I'm sorry, but isn't the skin the good part? And seriously, who eats grilled chicken with their fingers? It just seems like a shitty idea. I get that they're trying to seem healthier, but honestly, it sounds repulsive. And I am a fan of grilled chicken, so, you can trust me. Like how nobody listened to people who criticized Bush's policies until a Republican was criticizing Bush's policies. That's an important concept.

McDohl · « **Reply #937 on:** April 22, 2009, 06:06:43 AM »

Lemme guess, no items, Final Destination?

Kazz · « **Reply #938 on:** April 22, 2009, 06:13:35 AM »

Are you implying that there's another way to play the game?

Niku · « **Reply #939 on:** April 22, 2009, 07:46:16 AM »

Quote from: Kazz on April 22, 2009, 05:08:19 AM

Anyway. That was all my first story. My second story is that KFC is selling buckets of grilled chicken now. Like, totally non-fried chicken. I'm sorry, but isn't the skin the good part? And seriously, who eats grilled chicken with their fingers? It just seems like a shitty idea. I get that they're trying to seem healthier, but honestly, it sounds repulsive. And I am a fan of grilled chicken, so, you can trust me. Like how nobody listened to people who criticized Bush's policies until a Republican was criticizing Bush's policies. That's an important concept.

Supposedly it's still greasy as hell, so I am willing to give them a pass.

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