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Ted Belmont

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1500 on: October 21, 2010, 02:18:11 PM »

At times like these, it's important to ask yourself: what would Weird Al do?

"Weird Al" Yankovic - grammar lesson
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1501 on: October 21, 2010, 03:36:38 PM »

I went ahead and did it before going to my Stats Exam, now we wait on the reaction!
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1502 on: November 06, 2010, 12:15:29 PM »

The wiring in my house is horrific, and it's been evident since day one. I live in the attic-esque upstairs, which only has one breaker  for every outlet up here. The same breaker goes to two of the outlets in the living room (of the eight in there). Twice in as many days my mom has blown the breaker. She has two lamps, her laptop she doesn't understand doesn't need to be plugged in 24/7 and (the deathblow both times) an iron plugged in there. Despite the fact that I literally have no alternatives when it comes to a power source and she has five others in that room and two other rooms spread out across four other breakers she can use for any ONE of those things (or she could just learn to not use them all at once) I am of course at fault every time.

tl;dr: I know the most about electronics / wiring so it must have been me whenever there's a problem.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1503 on: November 08, 2010, 02:59:08 PM »

Who puts pickled peanuts into a strudel?!
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1504 on: November 08, 2010, 03:49:12 PM »

My most recent bitching.
And when my mom is at work my sister does it. Of course she didn't do it plugging in an iron. That would be a fucking miracle.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1505 on: November 08, 2010, 05:09:32 PM »

I stumbled on a French-language let's play from a French dude. My first reaction was "ugh, no way I'm clicking that".

Then I had a... a thinking moment. "Why not?" And I had no immediate answer, so I looked at it.

Within like two minutes the guy used three English words with the sort of lazy, bastardized French pronunciation that refuses to acknowledge the borrowing, and for which perfectly adequate equivalents exist in actual French.

God damn that pisses me off. And in that I found the answer to my question.

On the other hand, examining myself, I like when anglophones use/borrow French words and expressions, even when they do so clumsily, because they at least make the token effort of recognizing that the pronunciation is different. But those French assholes? Noooooooooo. They just pick up the word wholesale and speak it like it's a legitimate replacement for the correct vocabulary, like the word they should be using isn't good enough. Idiots don't know what they're giving up.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1506 on: November 08, 2010, 07:55:10 PM »

Who puts pickled peanuts into a strudel?!

Who pickles peanuts at all?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1507 on: November 08, 2010, 08:01:10 PM »

I've seen people boil peanuts, which a person without a tongue might confuse for pickling, because there is a brine involved.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1508 on: November 08, 2010, 08:35:40 PM »

Who puts pickled peanuts into a strudel?!

Who pickles peanuts at all?

Well, it wasn't a very strong pickling - it's not like they tasted like dill pickles, just vaguely wrong. But the overall effect was terrible.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1510 on: November 08, 2010, 09:21:12 PM »

Haha, that's glorious! I did not know something could possibly make me care about Scribblenauts ever!
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1511 on: November 26, 2010, 10:31:52 AM »

I hate when people come into the store and insist that what they want to sell to us is gold, silver, platinum, real diamonds, or what-the-fuck-ever.  It's really annoying to be told this when things are clearly marked or very obviously fake, and then you tell them they're mistaken, and they go on insisting and expecting tons of money.  Get the fuck outta my god damn store, I will punch your face you big strung out weirdo who probably stole everything you just brought to me.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1512 on: November 26, 2010, 11:15:22 AM »

... you work in a pawn shop now? :wat:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1513 on: November 26, 2010, 04:13:41 PM »

Now I have a sudden desire to take actual gold/diamonds into your store and insist it's fake. GRANTED, I doubt you'd correct me, if it actually is a pawn shop.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1514 on: November 26, 2010, 04:19:39 PM »

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1515 on: November 26, 2010, 05:12:39 PM »

Yeah, last I remembered, Lady Duke worked in the same gas station as Kazz. So I got this mental image of some THUG LYFE-type, coming in and trying to pay for gas for the (stolen) rusted getaway car with horribly ugly costume jewelry.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1516 on: November 26, 2010, 05:42:12 PM »

They see me pawnin'
They hatin'
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1517 on: November 26, 2010, 08:04:27 PM »

Naw, I'm working at my dad's jewelry store.  I quit from the gas station months ago :3
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1518 on: December 07, 2010, 07:21:27 AM »

"This is America. And in America, our cars go faster, longer and harder, not unlike our penises. And we also want an electric car that will plug into any socket. Again, penises.

Chevy Runs Deep (like a penis)."
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #1519 on: December 21, 2010, 12:07:09 PM »

"I.E." and "E.G." are not interchangeable. Every time I see someone write something like "there are many ways to do a thing, i.e. this, that, and something else" it pisses me right off. I know this is unusually grammar nazi of me, but goddamn.
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