Well I mean more the
WARNING: Don't triple-kill your babies and dogs with the motion controls.
WARNING: 3D glasses will make your eyeballs explode.
WARNING: This game contains blood and boobies.
WARNING: Take a break every 30 minutes of play.
WARNING: I've got a ton more of this shit, I even wrote it all down in a book and jammed it into your CD case. Go read it, I'll be waiting.
WARNING: Rated M for grannies.
POWERED BY A 12 DC CONVERTER YOU PLUGGED INTO A WALL.
fwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwOOSH nVidia.
bzzt brrp brrp oh wait a funny little robot nVidida again!
MPEG shit!
Havok Physics!
A bunch of logos of shit you don't even know what the hell this even is.
fwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwOOSH SAAAAAAAAY-GAAAAAAAAAH *random musical notes*
Oh and the actual developer's logo too.
This character is a trademark of OmniCorp.
This other character is also a trademark of OmniCorp.
All these minor characters who don't get their own screen? Yeah, all of 'em trademarks of OmniCorp.
PLEASE WAIT, LOADING INTRO
OKAY LOADED THE INTRO NOW PRESS X TO SKIP IT
PLEASE WAIT, LOADING TITLE SCREEN
OKAY YES it's the title screen do you want New Game or Load Game or Options or
PLEASE WAIT, LOADING OPTIONS MENU
fwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwOOSH Scorpion just punched your FACE OFF okay options
PLEASE WAIT, LOADING VIDEO OPTIONS
okay so this shit goes on for a while
OKAY YES it's the title screen do you want New Game or Load Game or Options or
PLEASE WAIT, LOADING SAVE GAME MENU
PLEASE WAIT, LOADING SAVE GAMES
okay you want that one
PLEASE WAIT, LOADING LOADING SCREEN
PLEASE WAIT, LOADING CUTSCENE
Kratos, look at my boo...
PLEASE WAIT, LOADING LEVEL
Okay you're in the game now! Yay! Let's check our loadout...
PLEASE WAIT, LOADING CHARACTER MENU...