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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2080 on: June 24, 2012, 09:57:56 AM »

.mp4 and .mkv files.  I understand that everyone wants crisp and shiny HD files, but goddamnit, .avis are the only thing that works reliably streaming to my PS3 and encode faster you shitheads I am entitled as hell.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2081 on: June 24, 2012, 10:33:03 AM »

PS3 Media Server does an excellent job of converting almost anything into a format that the PS3 will play.  Kind of tricky to set up sometimes but when you get it right you'll be almost disappointed that there is NOTHING LEFT TO IMPROVE.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2082 on: June 24, 2012, 12:52:38 PM »

PS3 should play .mp4 just fine.

.mkv is compatible with nothing, though.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2083 on: July 19, 2012, 09:45:53 PM »

Annotations that say "Thumbs up for __________"
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2084 on: July 19, 2012, 09:50:30 PM »

I don't think I've ever seen that. Can you give an example, Friday?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2085 on: July 19, 2012, 10:24:53 PM »

Well, the video I was watching at the time which made me realize that it was a pet peeve of mine is

Lord of the Rings Medley- Lindsey Stirling

It's at 1:14.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2086 on: July 19, 2012, 10:53:58 PM »

I don't know Friday, I hate the 30 second long plug at the end beginning with "HEY EVERYONE THANKS FOR WATCHING" that was rather jarring after the mood I got from the music. Isn't that what like, credits are for? Put your subscribe button over text, not yourself babbling about nothing for too long.


I always thought that dresses must be super annoying to wear, but that must be double worse. What the hell is that long trailing thing in the back even for except getting dirty? What happens when you need to walk backwards?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2087 on: July 19, 2012, 11:20:09 PM »

have you tried rotating the planet 180 degrees
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2088 on: July 20, 2012, 01:30:40 AM »

what
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2089 on: July 20, 2012, 03:30:13 AM »

Quote
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OUR STORY BEGINS HERE

*fade in*

HERE, IN A THREAD LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO OR SOMETHING WHERE THAD COMPLAINED ABOUT THERE NOT BEING LEFT HANDED COFFEE MUGS AND SOMEONE POSTED THE SNARKY "HAVE YOU TRIED ROTATING THE MUG 180 DEGREES?".

THEN I, AND OTHERS, LOOK FOR OPPORTUNITIES TO POST AS SUCH WHEN THE SITUATION WARRANTS

YOUR "What happens when you need to walk backwards?" QUESTION PROMPTED ME TO THINK OF A SNARKY REPLY AND THIS IS WHAT CAME TO MIND

*fade out*

TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON "IN JOKES SO OLD THEY BORDER ON BEING CLAIMED TO HAVE BEEN PUT THERE BY SATAN" WHEN FRIDAY EXPLAINS WHAT KILLBOT, THUNDERCATS, CASSIUS, MAGUS, NOT VOTING, DEMOGORGON, AND ELOH ALL HAVE IN COMMON

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2090 on: July 20, 2012, 03:58:15 AM »

dresses is so soft and pretty things can look prettierest u gotta lot to learn my freind
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2091 on: July 20, 2012, 06:33:18 AM »

I actually prefer keeping my mug on my left now; it keeps my mousin' hand free for mousin'.

But back then I had a desk with a little shelf that I would put my beverages on, and it was on the right.

Also when I am driving the lid has to be set to right-handed mode.

And then I get to work and adjust the lid and my hand gets coffee on it because this lid leaks like a sonofabitch.  (Least, when I put cold coffee in it, which I do when it is 108 degrees out.  It actually seals pretty well when there's hot coffee in it.)

I think it's still the same damn mug I've had since that thread.  I need a new one.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2092 on: July 20, 2012, 06:55:06 AM »


I always thought that dresses must be super annoying to wear, but that must be double worse. What the hell is that long trailing thing in the back even for except getting dirty? What happens when you need to walk backwards?
I always understood it to be a sort of "look how much dress I can afford" and "I'm so important that I need an assistant to carry parts of my dress for me" type of thing passed down from older times.

In general, dresses are not annoying to wear and are more like being lazy and just throwing on a long shirt and not having to wear pants at all.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2093 on: July 20, 2012, 10:14:12 AM »

I think it's still the same damn mug I've had since that thread.  I need a new one.
No Thad! Fight the tyranny of right-handed coffee mugs!
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2094 on: July 20, 2012, 11:05:29 AM »


I always thought that dresses must be super annoying to wear, but that must be double worse. What the hell is that long trailing thing in the back even for except getting dirty? What happens when you need to walk backwards?
I always understood it to be a sort of "look how much dress I can afford" and "I'm so important that I need an assistant to carry parts of my dress for me" type of thing passed down from older times.

In general, dresses are not annoying to wear and are more like being lazy and just throwing on a long shirt and not having to wear pants at all.

I fully support the god-given right to not wear pants. DRESSES FOR EVERYONE!
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2095 on: July 25, 2012, 07:08:57 AM »

An open letter to the Fucking Guy Who Pisses on the Floor Where I Work

I know that this building is falling apart and the bathrooms all already kind of smell. And I know that we employ a group of migrant workers to clean the bathrooms twice a day and pick up all of our trash. I know you probably hate your job, and you probably hate going to work everyday. While I don't immediately assume it, I can probably guess that you resent or at the least don't particularly like your co-workers.

I also know you're a grown ass goddamn adult who has worked in a professional environment for a couple of years because we don't have any 18 year old fresh from ITT kids running around here.

So why, in fucking god's name, do you *insist* on pissing all over the fucking floor? and on the toilet seat? on the handle of the toilet? On the wall? Why is there puddles of piss behind and in front of the toilet? Why did you draw a circle of pisstection around the throne? Were you afraid piss ghosts would get you, and you needed to ward them off?

Look: I've been where you are. Piss all over everything, do endurance and range tests on your piss, go for timing shots, play swords. But I was fucking six, you fuck. You're an adult. You're probably in your thirties. What's going on in your fucking head where you think it's OK to make a huge mess of your urine for somebody else to clean up? For your coworkers to have to fucking wade through every tmie they need to use the toilet? Why do you think it's OK that someone should have to sit on a toilet seat you deliberately pissed on? Is that your fetish? Is your fetish strange men sitting on your piss? If that's your fetish, could you go do it in a fucking public bathroom on your lunchbreak? Maybe then you can sit in the next stall over and furiously beat off, while also simultaneously not making everyone you work with want to fucking murder you.

And one more thing, Fucking Guy Who Pisses on the Floor at Work: I'd better not find out you're also Guy Who Shits on the Toilet Seat at Work - because if I do, I will fucking kill you. It's bad enough that we have automatic only flushers that don't work half the time and I have to see a dude's stew at least once a week, but I should never walk into a stall and see a fucking shit streak down the rim of the seat like your puckered shitshooter was perched on the goddamn rim of the seat. I know you don't fucking sit like that, asshole, because nobody does, and even if you did somehow have explosive enough shit to lightly dot the edge of the seat, it wouldn't have smeared like that unless you were trying. You're a fucking asshole, whoever you are, whether it's malicious or accidental, because the truth is - you know what you fucking did, and you don't care. You might have done it on accident, but you sure as FUCK didn't clean i up and just because it's somebody else's job doesn't give you liscense to make somebody else clean up your shit. They're supposed to mop the floor, not handle your feces.

Get fucked.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2096 on: July 25, 2012, 09:56:48 AM »

For some reason, today I am being really irritated by conspiracy theories about the Aurora shooting. I think it's a combination of this stuff is just borderline crazy with people on my Facebook who I normally think intelligent are talking about Manchurian candidates with a straight face. I know the easiest way to avoid this is to just block their feeds, but man, it's just getting my goat today.

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2097 on: July 25, 2012, 10:04:14 AM »

That said, it is crazy insane how much this quesadilla I'm eating is improving my mood. Is there fluoride in it? I don't know!

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2098 on: July 25, 2012, 10:47:27 AM »

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #2099 on: July 25, 2012, 12:23:34 PM »

That said, it is crazy insane how much this quesadilla I'm eating is improving my mood. Is there fluoride in it? I don't know!

I knew it! Taco Bell is involved in the conspiracy to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids.

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