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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #200 on: September 22, 2008, 04:15:40 PM »
Behold the glory of bittorrent, gentlemen!  In this exciting day and age this innovative new product can fetch me a 6mb file in under an hour hopefully!  A golden age for the internet, one that will be recounted in history books until the end of time.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #201 on: September 22, 2008, 04:18:58 PM »
I leave my cell phone at home.

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #202 on: September 22, 2008, 07:12:52 PM »
So apparently I can get streaming video of every movie in the world EXCEPT Predator.

And the DVD player's dead.

And I need screencaps for an art class.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #203 on: September 24, 2008, 01:02:15 AM »
...So "my face is bleeding" doesn't really qualify so much as a pet peeve, and maybe one of these days we WILL get around to separating out pet peeves from "you know what I HATE" type stuff, but in the meantime...

I have a mole right under the right side of my mouth.  I like it; it's not big or disgusting and it's part of the personality of my face (like the faint scar above my right eye).  What I don't like is that it's a giant fucking blood-filled target for my razor.

...That's probably part of why I used to just grow a damn beard.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #204 on: September 24, 2008, 06:04:35 AM »
Let the hair around the mole grow and tell people it's a misaligned soul patch.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #205 on: September 27, 2008, 05:02:11 PM »
You don't have the beard anymore? Aha...
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #206 on: September 27, 2008, 05:18:33 PM »
 :thad:

No beard, just a sweet handlebar mustache.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #207 on: September 29, 2008, 06:20:06 AM »
People who nag me for drinking diet soda, saying it is bad for me and that I should switch to water, who then drink regular soda.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #208 on: September 29, 2008, 06:36:00 AM »
People is worried about false sugars man. They don't care about gettin' fat, they care about reports that maybe fake sugar causes brain cancer.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #209 on: September 29, 2008, 06:49:30 AM »
I always ask why they think diet soda is worse than regular soda.  They always reply, "Because of chemicals."  I proceed to bring up things like my family's history of diabetes and the 12 cavities I earned growing up.  Then they're like "Just drink water then."  Then they fuck a sugar cane and wave their bloody splinterdicks in my face.

BTW if I get brain cancer, I'm suing the FDA for a billion dollars and living like a king for those, like, what, couple months.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #210 on: September 29, 2008, 06:51:38 AM »
I drink pure sugar and shit cakes.

Then I eat the cakes.

I also piss chocolate milk, and drink it.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #211 on: September 29, 2008, 06:55:54 AM »
I kind of wish they would change the names of diet sodas to, well, anything but diet.  Even though I understand it is all a massive marketing ploy and nobody uses them to actually diet but
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #212 on: September 29, 2008, 12:36:00 PM »
They complain that you're drinking aspartame, then go off and drink HFCS. Welp
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #213 on: September 29, 2008, 01:44:53 PM »
Coke products are slowly converting "Diet Blank" to "Blank Zero."
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #214 on: September 29, 2008, 02:07:11 PM »
HFCS isn't a chemical*.  It's just a dangerous concentration of processed fructose.

* Not a synthetic one.  Shut up.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #215 on: September 29, 2008, 02:22:06 PM »
Wait... HFCS is now considered dangerous for your health (above and beyond the ridiculous empty calorie intake)???
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #216 on: September 29, 2008, 04:42:57 PM »
Quote from: Classic on September 29, 2008, 02:22:06 PM
Wait... HFCS is now considered dangerous for your health (above and beyond the ridiculous empty calorie intake)???

This is a popular rumor, but I haven't seen any evidence to back it up (I did read a study on it recently) that says it is any different than plain ol' sugar (besides the matter of taste).
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #217 on: September 29, 2008, 05:14:31 PM »
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #218 on: September 29, 2008, 05:23:52 PM »
OH GOD

HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP MYSTERIOUSLY TURNS INTO SARAH PALIN
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #219 on: September 29, 2008, 05:25:02 PM »
It's more dangerous than we thought...
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