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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #400 on: November 02, 2008, 10:43:34 AM »

the difference between delicious soup and agony unending is five minutes.

The same can be applied to Coffee and Tea.  Which reminds me, WHY DOES EVERY PLACE THAT SERVES COFFEE AND TEA GIVE IT TO YOU AT A TEMPERATURE THAT NO LIVING HUMAN CELL CAN WITHSTAND?!!?!

I've actually been handed a cup of tea that was still fucking BOILING before.  Not only does that ruin the tea, but I can't fucking drink it for 10 goddamn minutes.

Does anyone actually like coffee that hot?  If so, FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ALL RESTAURANT BREWED DRINKS AWFUL.  Yes, I'm also blaming you for fucking up beer made in microbrewery/restaurants which I don't even know is true or not as I don't drink alcohol.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #401 on: November 02, 2008, 10:55:46 AM »

And finally pastries.

That is in reverse order exactly everything I systematically destroyed my mouth with.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #402 on: November 02, 2008, 11:11:26 AM »

The same can be applied to Coffee and Tea.  Which reminds me, WHY DOES EVERY PLACE THAT SERVES COFFEE AND TEA GIVE IT TO YOU AT A TEMPERATURE THAT NO LIVING HUMAN CELL CAN WITHSTAND?!!?!

I think the idea is that the hotter it starts, the longer it's going to stay hot.  If I put a cup of coffee in the microwave for a minute and a half, it comes out too hot to drink, but often it's unpleasantly tepid before I finish it.

But yes, most places tend to go a little overboard.

Does anyone actually like coffee that hot?  If so, FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ALL RESTAURANT BREWED DRINKS AWFUL.  Yes, I'm also blaming you for fucking up beer made in microbrewery/restaurants which I don't even know is true or not as I don't drink alcohol.

Well then it may interest you to know that beer is not traditionally served hot.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #403 on: November 02, 2008, 12:45:13 PM »

Canker sores.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #404 on: November 02, 2008, 06:40:53 PM »

No toilet paper in the bathroom stall.

There are TWO roll holders in there.  LARGE ones.  I can not imagine that all of that was used today, in the short time that everybody has gotten back to the dorm.  Some lazy janitor figured we wouldn't need to poop and neglected to replace an empty roll, I guess.

Least of our worries, really.  We lost power for six hours on two occasions last week.  And the internet connection is a steaming pile of shit.

I'm going to school in Iraq.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #405 on: November 02, 2008, 06:47:10 PM »

  You are new to this "dorm life" thing!

Buy pies for your janitors or they'll just stop cleaning stepping onto your floor.

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I seriously had to do this with my floor once to get the Janitors to come back after someone shat in the hallway and broke the ceiling tiles.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #406 on: November 02, 2008, 07:02:49 PM »

Oh god, no toilet paper ;-;
We went to the movies this weekend, and the bathroom stall I happened to go into had no toilet paper.  But I didn't know that til after I'd already peed ;-;

But the stalls in Kazz's dorm (at least in the lonely 1 girls bathroom on the boys floor) always has toilet paper.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #407 on: November 03, 2008, 06:06:02 AM »

Canker sores.

 

Over the last two weeks, I've gotten three, two of which are gone now, but that third one is  :MENDOZAAAAA:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #408 on: November 03, 2008, 06:12:31 AM »

this abysmal cold which has kept me bedridden for three days solid
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #409 on: November 03, 2008, 08:09:42 AM »

that scratchy toilet paper that ALL government/school buildings use.


it's like wiping with steel wool.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #410 on: November 03, 2008, 09:40:08 AM »

Not here. The TP they use up at the university is like gauze. It's not even one-ply.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #411 on: November 03, 2008, 09:50:51 AM »

Not here. The TP they use up at the university is like gauze. It's not even one-ply.
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that scratchy toilet paper that ALL government/school buildings use.


it's like wiping with steel wool.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #412 on: November 03, 2008, 09:52:49 AM »

And they called me mad to spend extra for that toilet paper with the cartoon bears.

WIPING MY ASS WITH A CLOUD
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #413 on: November 03, 2008, 09:58:47 AM »

CARE BEARS, STOP STARING  :ohshi~:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #414 on: November 03, 2008, 03:15:45 PM »

It's probably my worst pet peeve when people misrepresent something. I'm all for deceit, lying, whatever, but I hate when someone misinterprets something you say or do and pass judgment based on it. Or if someone gets / doesn't get credit for something for the wrong reason.

This came up most recently today when someone started a conversation that somehow switched to his sex life. He talked about being a virgin and basically came off as retarded and super homophobic. I was definitely trying to dash all his beliefs, but was pretty simply saying "look, I know vagina is super awesome, and in all likeliness you'll love it to death. Until you've experienced that, penis, or both though, you wont really know if you're 100% straight." To which he replied "God, what's with you fags always trying to convert straight guys?" and stormed off. Now, I wasn't offended because he called me gay, nor because he decided he didn't like me or my beliefs, I didn't really care. I hated the idea though that he was completely missing my point and basing his decision to end the conversation on it.

It ended with me yelling up a stairway packed with 50+ people "you get back here and hate me for the right reasons!"

It wasn't a high point.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #415 on: November 03, 2008, 03:49:47 PM »

It ended with me yelling up a stairway packed with 50+ people "you get back here and hate me for the right reasons!"

It wasn't a high point.

Don't worry, you're in good company.

Not sure I'd count it for a pet peeve tho'.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #416 on: November 03, 2008, 03:55:12 PM »

I'll redirect you to the first line.

The rest was just a story.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #417 on: November 03, 2008, 03:58:47 PM »

Ryg, being pissed that someone misrepresents you isn't exactly a pet peeve. I think everyone gets unusually irritated by that.

Like, right now, I want to strangle you. That's not a pet peeve, because everyone I know wants to strangle you. See?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #418 on: November 03, 2008, 04:03:25 PM »

I hate when people in class keep tapping their pencils/pens or clicking them in class when I'm trying to listen to a lecture or movie.  It's worse still when it's during a test.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #419 on: November 03, 2008, 04:04:23 PM »

I hate when other people in class try to interrupt my desk drumming.
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