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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #540 on: December 07, 2008, 10:08:47 AM »

People who get pissed off at small stuff going wrong in their day, and are still angry about it a week later.  :facepalm:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #541 on: December 07, 2008, 10:44:46 AM »

When people say "here are two words" but there are really four words.

Quote from: Dan Quayle
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

Related: I haven't heard anyone say it in years, but "pairs of two" was a tautology I heard frequently in high school.  Mostly from theatre people; I don't know why.

At my first job out of hiigh school, there were at least two people who would say "for your FYI".
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #542 on: December 07, 2008, 10:56:24 AM »

People who approach you at parties, ask the usual bullshit questions, then make snide/snooty comments about your job and/or your school.

Friday if I say to a girl I am a computer programmer I am automatically discarded as a TREMENDOUS NERD THAT IS NOT OF BREEDING STOCK

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #543 on: December 07, 2008, 11:05:42 AM »

You could be chosen as a "modest provider" by a woman who will be unfaithful and go through outlandish lengths to make sure that your seed does not take advantage of her fertility and instead bear the young of someone else.

 :perfect: That's what I'm shooting for.


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For that happening to me, not dating Zara for his immense wealths.

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The joke is that I'm incapable of giving and receiving love and have been broken to the point where I'm so desperate for any facsimile of human contact that I'll willingly enter into exploitative situations just to cease the status quo a horrendous misogynist.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #544 on: December 07, 2008, 11:25:56 AM »

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #545 on: December 07, 2008, 11:51:38 AM »

...blaming that one on KDE.

...No, really.  When CPU usage gets high, it starts misreading my keystrokes.  I frequently get dupes and even characters appearing in a different order than I typed them.

And ktorrent eats a lot of CPU for some reason.

I mean, a LOT of CPU.  I'm working with fucking quad Xeons here.

I guess what I'm saying is, why does every Linux BT client suck?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #546 on: December 07, 2008, 11:56:00 AM »

Because Linux sucks. :whoops:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #547 on: December 07, 2008, 01:00:20 PM »

:gasp: Your not Thad!

What about my not Thad!?

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #548 on: December 07, 2008, 01:03:34 PM »

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #549 on: December 07, 2008, 01:11:05 PM »

:nyah: :dead: :nosir:


 :lol:

Incidentally, this bullshit right here is an example of one my pet peeves. I am a hack and a bad man.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #550 on: December 07, 2008, 02:57:51 PM »

What about my not Thad!?

Shhhhhhhhhhh, a Niku is approaching. Help me with the net.

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #551 on: December 07, 2008, 03:36:23 PM »

class of Fighter/Mage.

OBJECTION!
How could you be a pally then!?


PS. Also I do not think you are roleplaying lawful good very well. Be careful or the GM will make you fall.
Human multiclassing.  She only plays a blood elf on TV.


People who approach you at parties, ask the usual bullshit questions, then make snide/snooty comments about your job and/or your school.

Friday if I say to a girl I am a computer programmer I am automatically discarded as a TREMENDOUS NERD THAT IS NOT OF BREEDING STOCK
Rephrase it as something like "I engineer worlds [for people to play in]," or "I better people's lives by making calculating robots do the work too tedious for anyone to put up with," or "

Who takes the constructor,
Sprinkles it with new?
Wraps it in a try and catch,
Prevents a debacle or two?

The Zaraman
The Zaraman can
The Zaraman can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

(etc.)"

Don't come come across as a doormat code weenie, as you're not one.  Show her your nuts by showing her you're nuts, but don't show her you're nuts by showing her your nuts.  (Catloaf, angrybeaver, et al are advised against following this advice.)
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #552 on: December 07, 2008, 03:42:35 PM »

People who approach you at parties, ask the usual bullshit questions, then make snide/snooty comments about your job and/or your school.

Friday if I say to a girl I am a computer programmer I am automatically discarded as a TREMENDOUS NERD THAT IS NOT OF BREEDING STOCK

:america: Around here, we use the term SOFTWARE ENGINEER.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #553 on: December 07, 2008, 03:46:53 PM »

Except when software engineers are (also?) the people who make the documentation and never get the pleasure of hacking again.

FUCK YES AMBIGUOUS TERMS THANKS INDUSTRY I FEEL MORE RESPECTED NOW THAT YOU MASK WHAT I'M DOING :D :D :D
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #554 on: December 07, 2008, 04:47:12 PM »

Quote
Human multiclassing.  She only plays a blood elf on TV.

And yet, people constantly ask me in real life how to mana tap. I usually silence them with an arcane torrent.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #555 on: December 07, 2008, 07:16:45 PM »

Oo, can I play?

People who don't know the difference between your and you're.

for all intensive purposes, their the same thing
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #556 on: December 07, 2008, 08:00:42 PM »

:wat: irregardless, their isometrical.





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Guys, "irregardless" is a word in the google spellchecker.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #557 on: December 07, 2008, 08:07:40 PM »

I don't think it means what you think it does.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #558 on: December 07, 2008, 08:42:22 PM »

It does have a meaning. Just never the one it's used for.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #559 on: December 07, 2008, 09:28:27 PM »

 ::(:
I'm certain I'm not that far gone. C'mon guys.
I know what it means.



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Teehee! You got dictrolled. :whoops:
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