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King Klown

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #560 on: December 07, 2008, 10:36:57 PM »

::(:
I'm certain I'm not that far gone. C'mon guys.
I know what it means.



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Teehee! You got dictrolled. :whoops:

You are a bad person.  :serious:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #561 on: December 11, 2008, 12:16:28 AM »

I'm seeing a banner on Amazon that says "It's never too early to shop with your Amazon Prime FREE Two-Day Shipping".

What the fuck sense does THAT make?

Given that it's advertising fast, free shipping, shouldn't it say "It's never too LATE" instead of "early"?

(I mean, okay, that would be bullshit too since of course it's "too late" as of the 23rd if you're expecting it by Christmas.  But it'd make more sense than "it's never too early".  I mean, unless this was goddamn October.)
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #562 on: December 11, 2008, 06:12:43 AM »

Apparently there are people who think you're supposed to put off Christmas shopping until the 22nd or later.
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...but is it art?

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #563 on: December 11, 2008, 08:47:09 AM »

You aren't?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #564 on: December 11, 2008, 08:58:56 AM »

I do all of my christmas shopping on the 26th! :perfect:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #565 on: December 12, 2008, 03:24:20 PM »

I hate dealing with people who are actually honestly as smart as I am.  It's incredibly rare, and I never know exactly how to handle it.

Note that I'm completely comfortable around all of you guys.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #566 on: December 12, 2008, 03:26:25 PM »

That's okay, I feel the same way.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #567 on: December 12, 2008, 03:40:45 PM »

Oh I don't know.

Most days I would be happy to be the stupidest man in the room. I'd feel a lot better about the world, that's for certain.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #568 on: December 12, 2008, 03:41:12 PM »

Note that I'm completely comfortable around all of you guys.

 :wuv:

Wait...

 :fuckyou:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #569 on: December 12, 2008, 03:43:12 PM »

Note that I'm completely comfortable around all of you guys.

 :wuv:

Wait...

 :fuckyou:

Nah, you're doing it all wrong. You're supposed to do it like this:

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #570 on: December 12, 2008, 03:54:07 PM »

 :goggles:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #571 on: December 12, 2008, 04:50:02 PM »

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #572 on: December 12, 2008, 08:19:08 PM »


I wouldn't say such mean things!  Woof!
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #573 on: December 12, 2008, 08:21:49 PM »

Run this meme any further and we might as well just use Advice Dog for :fuckyou:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #574 on: December 12, 2008, 08:39:20 PM »

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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #575 on: December 13, 2008, 02:14:57 AM »

I hate dealing with people who are actually honestly as smart as I am.  It's incredibly rare, and I never know exactly how to handle it.

There's a "joke" here about how everyone is uncomfortable around handicapped-trainable people, but I don't want to make light of Brentai's accomplishments in living on his own.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #576 on: December 16, 2008, 04:44:03 PM »

OK Guys, Xenu is not, I repeat not, anyone's closet deity. He's an alien overlord, Scientologists don't worship him or want you to follow his agenda. Honestly guys, there are so many real avenues to make fun of scientologists through, we don't need quippy strawmen :strawman: s.


Cthulhu on the other hand...
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #577 on: December 16, 2008, 11:06:14 PM »

Today I emailed a fairly high-powered lawyer who works in the area of law I am interested in. In the email, I requested to speak with them about what it is like working in the field, etc.

This is the response I got, in its entirety:

"You have a great background and wish you the best!!"

What the fuck does that even mean?
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #578 on: December 16, 2008, 11:12:43 PM »

It means "BEGONE, LESSER"
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #579 on: December 16, 2008, 11:23:01 PM »

OK Guys, Xenu is not, I repeat not, anyone's closet deity. He's an alien overlord, Scientologists don't worship him or want you to follow his agenda. Honestly guys, there are so many real avenues to make fun of scientologists through, we don't need quippy strawmen :strawman: s.

Christians also don't worship Satan, but I'm pretty sure there's an overlap between the people who jokingly say "Praise Xenu!" and the ones who jokingly say "Hail Satan!"

...Tangentially, I went to Coldstone tonight and a girl I was with asked the guy behind the counter (a Mormon) if he would make her a cake that said "Heil Hitler".  He said he would.  Then she asked if he'd make one that said "Fuck" and he said he would not.  She actually got pretty pissed off that he would consider the former more acceptable than the latter.

In hindsight, I think she should have pushed the hypotheticals farther and seen if he'd be willing to frost, say, pro-abortion or -gay slogans.
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