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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #820 on: March 03, 2009, 04:57:27 PM »

I commented on that to someone at the last show I went to and apparently there's a superstition about not cutting them being luckier or something.

Musicians are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #821 on: March 04, 2009, 02:20:12 PM »

Inexplicable hard bits in my food.  They're annoying enough on their own but I'm so self-conscious about my genetically up-fucked teeth that I have to obsessively check to make sure it's not actually a bit that broke off, and I can never be entirely convinced if it wasn't.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #822 on: March 04, 2009, 02:22:53 PM »

Once my dad was eating a sandwich from Subway. He made a weird face, moved his jaw around, and slid one of his molars out of his mouth and onto his palm. "Huh," he said. He put it on the table and continued eating.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #823 on: March 04, 2009, 02:25:39 PM »

Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #824 on: March 04, 2009, 03:55:36 PM »

You can't escape entropy.  Everything will eventually rot away into nothingness, even the universe itself.

Well, unless the Big Bounce theory is correct- then the universe will eventually just collapse in upon itself and then explode all over again.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #825 on: March 04, 2009, 04:10:10 PM »

And then we'll be alone in the dark, forever, with only our increasingly-deranged thoughts to keep us company.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #826 on: March 04, 2009, 04:48:57 PM »

Somewhere, somehow, at some point, my iPod chose to crap out on me. Just randomly disconnects from my computer whenever it feels like it. Makes trying to figure out what's wrong with it kind of impossible.

I blame microsoft.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #827 on: March 07, 2009, 05:46:14 PM »

My computer really doesn't want me to play Half-Life. Whenever I try to play it, one of the following will happen, seemingly at random:
Switching between weapon pre-selects, often when I'm in the middle of a firefight, causing me to wave my crowbar ineffectually at squads of soldiers.
Sometimes when I hit esc, and minimize out, when I bring HL back up the mouse will jitter back and forth in one spot, and I can't move it to click 'resume game'(I can still hit esc, though, so it's ok)
The game will randomly minimize itself. Once or twice the main Steam window has popped up when this happens.

The best is when all three happen at once. Oh, and every once in a while, it just goes for a good old fashioned crash.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #828 on: March 07, 2009, 05:48:16 PM »

Get a mouse with a non-broken wheel, and remove your cat from the keyboard.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #829 on: March 07, 2009, 05:57:01 PM »

My mouse works just fine for everything else.

Also, I HAVE NO CAT SIR :gasp:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #830 on: March 09, 2009, 11:09:12 AM »

Also, acid reflux.  THIS SHOULD NOT BE A THING AT MY AGE.

And now we both know why I've been bitching so much today.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #831 on: March 09, 2009, 11:54:15 AM »

I've had acid reflux as far back as I can recall. Apparently it's hereditary!
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #832 on: March 09, 2009, 12:20:16 PM »

I've had acid reflux as far back as I can recall.


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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #833 on: March 09, 2009, 12:44:03 PM »

I hate when I just want someone to explain how to do something, but then they go do it and just show the final product to me.  If I wanted them to do it for me, I'd say that.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #834 on: March 09, 2009, 02:17:57 PM »

I'm pretty bad about things like that.  When I have to teach people things at work, it often takes me three or four times because I just do it and assume they're paying attention to what I'm doing.

It frustrates the shit out of me when people try to talk me through things instead of just showing me.  One good example is typically enough for me to figure it out.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #835 on: March 10, 2009, 11:34:21 PM »

My horoscopes are pretty fucking amazing.  They're 100% accurate.

..for yesterday.

Still, that's amazing!  I mean unless some assfuck is following my life to write horoscopes about them it's pretty uncanny.  Now if only it weren't 100% useless, we'd all be set.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #836 on: March 11, 2009, 03:02:55 AM »

Well, the entire point is to package vague advice as a prediction.

Or, more humourously: "Horoscopse usually have predictions that basically equate to 'today is a bad day to walk off cliffs' and the like".
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #837 on: March 11, 2009, 04:04:09 PM »

I really hate when people make plans with you and then they expect you to keep waiting and waiting and waiting for them, and then on top of that, they aren't prepared to go places.

Example here: We invited my cousin to come out with us to a local restaurant that has bottles of wine half off on Wednesday nights.  And so she asks when we're going, then says she'll be an hour late, and then on top of that, she wants a ride to go home so she can get her ID that she should have had on her in the first fucking place since she knew we were specifically going out for drinks.
 :facepalm:
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #838 on: March 11, 2009, 04:13:09 PM »

I am no longer capable of getting irritated about that sort of bs.
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Re: PET PEEVES FUCK
« Reply #839 on: March 11, 2009, 04:15:29 PM »

It's okay, LD.  I hate people who aren't punctual too.

The problem is that a lot of my friends and family have no sense of time or urgency at all.
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