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[Thad]

I commented on that to someone at the last show I went to and apparently there's a superstition about not cutting them being luckier or something.

Musicians are a superstitious and cowardly lot.

[Brentai]

Inexplicable hard bits in my food.  They're annoying enough on their own but I'm so self-conscious about my genetically up-fucked teeth that I have to obsessively check to make sure it's not actually a bit that broke off, and I can never be entirely convinced if it wasn't.

[yyler]

Once my dad was eating a sandwich from Subway. He made a weird face, moved his jaw around, and slid one of his molars out of his mouth and onto his palm. "Huh," he said. He put it on the table and continued eating.

[Friday]

Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

[McFrugal]

You can't escape entropy.  Everything will eventually rot away into nothingness, even the universe itself.

Well, unless the Big Bounce theory is correct- then the universe will eventually just collapse in upon itself and then explode all over again.

[Norondor]

And then we'll be alone in the dark, forever, with only our increasingly-deranged thoughts to keep us company.

[Disposable Ninja]

Somewhere, somehow, at some point, my iPod chose to crap out on me. Just randomly disconnects from my computer whenever it feels like it. Makes trying to figure out what's wrong with it kind of impossible.

I blame microsoft.

[Ted Belmont]

My computer really doesn't want me to play Half-Life. Whenever I try to play it, one of the following will happen, seemingly at random:
Switching between weapon pre-selects, often when I'm in the middle of a firefight, causing me to wave my crowbar ineffectually at squads of soldiers.
Sometimes when I hit esc, and minimize out, when I bring HL back up the mouse will jitter back and forth in one spot, and I can't move it to click 'resume game'(I can still hit esc, though, so it's ok)
The game will randomly minimize itself. Once or twice the main Steam window has popped up when this happens.

The best is when all three happen at once. Oh, and every once in a while, it just goes for a good old fashioned crash.

[Kazz]

Get a mouse with a non-broken wheel, and remove your cat from the keyboard.

[Ted Belmont]

My mouse works just fine for everything else.

Also, I HAVE NO CAT SIR

[Brentai]

Also, acid reflux.  THIS SHOULD NOT BE A THING AT MY AGE.

And now we both know why I've been bitching so much today.

[Cait]

I've had acid reflux as far back as I can recall. Apparently it's hereditary!

[Brentai]

I've had acid reflux as far back as I can recall.

[Lady Duke]

I hate when I just want someone to explain how to do something, but then they go do it and just show the final product to me.  If I wanted them to do it for me, I'd say that.

[Ocksi]

I'm pretty bad about things like that.  When I have to teach people things at work, it often takes me three or four times because I just do it and assume they're paying attention to what I'm doing.

It frustrates the shit out of me when people try to talk me through things instead of just showing me.  One good example is typically enough for me to figure it out.

[Brentai]

My horoscopes are pretty fucking amazing.  They're 100% accurate.

..for yesterday.

Still, that's amazing!  I mean unless some assfuck is following my life to write horoscopes about them it's pretty uncanny.  Now if only it weren't 100% useless, we'd all be set.

[Mongrel]

Well, the entire point is to package vague advice as a prediction.

Or, more humourously: "Horoscopse usually have predictions that basically equate to 'today is a bad day to walk off cliffs' and the like".

[Lady Duke]

I really hate when people make plans with you and then they expect you to keep waiting and waiting and waiting for them, and then on top of that, they aren't prepared to go places.

Example here: We invited my cousin to come out with us to a local restaurant that has bottles of wine half off on Wednesday nights.  And so she asks when we're going, then says she'll be an hour late, and then on top of that, she wants a ride to go home so she can get her ID that she should have had on her in the first fucking place since she knew we were specifically going out for drinks.
 

[Brentai]

I am no longer capable of getting irritated about that sort of bs.

[Alex]

It's okay, LD.  I hate people who aren't punctual too.

The problem is that a lot of my friends and family have no sense of time or urgency at all.