Topic: Half-Life Sucks (Read 26670 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #320 on:** March 22, 2009, 12:29:38 AM »

She could die tomorrow. Fuck, she already did die once. Twice if you count Deus Ex G-Man.

The only reason she hasn't been boned yet is that the suit is the only thing between Gordon and his eventual doom.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #321 on:** March 22, 2009, 12:31:52 AM »

she can never love gordon freeman because gordon freeman is an invisible murder cube

JDigital · « **Reply #322 on:** March 22, 2009, 08:33:11 AM »

I look forward to the Half-Life 2 episodes. They're very well made and actually reveal some of the backstory that was previously relegated to educated guesses by that one fan website.

I think they're waiting to build a few more games to bundle with the ep3 box, like Left 4 Dead. They'll sell it alongside a re-release of the Orange Box to catch everyone who has ep3 and wants to play the first games.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #323 on:** March 22, 2009, 08:43:29 AM »

What they might do is release episodes 3&4 as downloadable content for the Orange Box. Assuming they even come during the current console generation.

Bal · « **Reply #324 on:** March 22, 2009, 09:17:59 AM »

Episode 3 is the last episode.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #325 on:** March 22, 2009, 09:31:17 AM »

Really? I thought that there was going to be four.

Detonator · « **Reply #326 on:** March 22, 2009, 10:57:00 AM »

Maybe since they know ep3 is the last one, they're going to make it as long as HL2 was and sell it for like $40. Probably just wishful thinking on my part.

Brentai · « **Reply #327 on:** March 22, 2009, 10:58:15 AM »

If they're going to actually try and wrap up loose ends...

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #328 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:28:12 AM »

That's what Half-Life 3 is for.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #329 on:** March 22, 2009, 12:27:05 PM »

Developers have said they intend to carry on Half-Life after episode 3, but that's just completes the narrative arc of Half-Life 2 or something I'm not really sure. Of course, if HL3 has as much to do with HL2 as HL2 did to HL1, then it'll probably be about driving a milk truck in space while fighting intergalactic space bikers with a chain whip.

Brentai · « **Reply #330 on:** March 22, 2009, 01:22:30 PM »

Prediction: HL3's antagonists will be G-Man and his Mysterious Krew.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #331 on:** March 22, 2009, 01:24:19 PM »

Prediction: HL3's primary gun will be a device that turns enemies into portals that shoot gravity.

Brentai · « **Reply #332 on:** March 22, 2009, 01:31:59 PM »

Prediction: Episode 3 will feature two hours of flying around in one of those Hunter Choppers, battling Gunships.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #333 on:** March 22, 2009, 01:35:03 PM »

Prediction: Gordan Freeman

Royal☭ · « **Reply #334 on:** March 22, 2009, 01:35:30 PM »

Prediction: HL4 will involve a balding, fat Gordon Freeman facing the imminence of his own mortality and growing uselessness. This will involve 14 hours on the airboat.

Brentai · « **Reply #335 on:** March 22, 2009, 01:38:04 PM »

Prediction: Gabe Newell will announce that HL4 is the last Half-Life game, then retract and say that HL4 is the last Half-Life game that he's personally involved with. He then goes on to make quirky portable games with ill-advised attachments.

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on March 22, 2009, 01:35:03 PM

Prediction: Gordan Freeman

Prediction: Gordon Frohman

Kazz · « **Reply #336 on:** March 22, 2009, 05:25:26 PM »

PREDICTION:

MAN WITH PHD MUST REACH HIGH PLACES. STACKS THINGS LIKE A MONKEY.

Brentai · « **Reply #337 on:** March 22, 2009, 05:49:55 PM »

IS SARCASTICALLY APPLAUDED BY A RACE OF SASSY ALIENS WITH A MAD KUNG-FU THAT'S INVINCIBLE TO EVERYTHING EXCEPT CROWBARS AND BULLETS AND SOMETIMES BEES

Doom · « **Reply #338 on:** May 13, 2009, 02:09:08 PM »

Leaked Episode 3 screen shot, or Georgian Riot Police?

Brentai · « **Reply #339 on:** May 13, 2009, 02:12:51 PM »

No matter how many times I see real-life riot masks I cannot get over how much they resemble Mickey Mouse.

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