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Author Topic: Zombie Survival Quiz  (Read 6088 times)

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Ted Belmont

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Zombie Survival Quiz
« on: August 10, 2008, 07:57:16 AM »

BRAINS!

Physical: B
Mental: A
Experience: B
Emotional: F
Overall: Z+
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 09:00:04 AM »

PHYSICAL B
MENTAL C
EXPERIENCE C
EMOTIONAL D
Z+ GRADE

i don't know if a D in emotion is good or bad, it was like "you're focused on survival and emotions only get in the way" but that's not what i said at all
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008, 09:14:29 AM »

there are things more important than survival, like not abandoning your friend because they hurt their leg
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2008, 09:15:23 AM »

I DIDN'T
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2008, 09:24:01 AM »

Physical: C
Mental: B
Experience: C
Emotional: F
Z+

Yeah. Um. Apparently I'm not the guy you rely on to get you to safety.
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2008, 10:06:17 AM »

Physical: B
Mental: B
Experience: C
Emotional: F
Z+

this thing is pretty rough on emotion
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2008, 10:16:58 AM »

Physical C
Mental C
Experience D
Emotion F
Z+

looking back, I disagreed on quite a few of the answers. A pistol might be able to run out of ammo, but I can easily carry a hundred or a few hundred rounds where I would probably be too tired to lift an axe long before I got through my first 50 zombies.
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2008, 10:24:23 AM »

I can't tell if F is good or bad.

"Numbness is the path to survival" apparently.
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2008, 10:41:52 AM »

Phsyical: C
Mental: C
Experience: D
Emotion: D
Overall: A
That's ... weird.

Some of these questions are pretty terrible, yeah.  Like the "what's the first thing you do when you meet survivors?" one.  Checking for bites is the priority, sure, but I don't think a polite greeting gets in the way of that at all.  Also, my home is a first-floor, three-room apartment in downtown Baltimore - bullshit that's safer than a military base.

And I refuse to believe that traveling on foot or on a bike is automatically better than traveling in a car.  Cars provide security, shelter, speed, and most importantly still leave the option to abandon them and continue with the other methods.
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2008, 10:42:31 AM »

Also, yeah, retaking it and choosing all the "Best" answers gives an F for emotion.  That's I guess what you want, to completely sacrifice your humanity.
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2008, 11:00:34 AM »

B, C, D, F. Z+. If not for TA, I was starting to think that EVERYONE got a Z+.

And yeah, a lot of the "correct" answers are bullshit.
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2008, 11:09:27 AM »

Physical C
Mental C
Experience D
Emotion F
Z+

looking back, I disagreed on quite a few of the answers. A pistol might be able to run out of ammo, but I can easily carry a hundred or a few hundred rounds where I would probably be too tired to lift an axe long before I got through my first 50 zombies.

The test said 'revolver'. Reloading those things on the fly is a bitch. But most of them are stupid. Like most tests.

Also I guess everyones invincible from a zombie invasion. Besides TA. Lets shut that mo-fo outside.
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2008, 11:18:23 AM »

Physical B
Mental C
Experience D
Emotional D
Total Z+

Thing's a bit arguable on a number of points, like assuming you're dealing with a certain type of zombie and expecting you to know what it is.  And the rating system is just weird.  I like that it grills you on whether or not you actually know how to use a gun, though (though as Kayin pointed out, I'm not sure the writer does).

Seriously, though, don't fucking tell me I don't know how to be The Last Guy.

(Also, looking through the answers, I want to know where that guy went to school.  MY school didn't have iron-barred doors and dropgates, but then I guess times have changed.)
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2008, 11:34:05 AM »

Physical B
Mental C
Experience D
Emotional F
Total Z+

Seems the same as anyone.
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2008, 11:55:35 AM »

Physical B
Mental B
Experience C
Emotional F
Total Z+

The test seems to be determining whether you as an individual could survive, not whether you know how to help the human race survive.  Also, when the zombie apocalypse starts I'm heading to a maximum security prison.  Just about everyone inside is going to get the fuck out because YAY FREEDOM and the places are meant to be pretty impregnable to anything smaller than a tank.

The quiz doesn't also take into consideration other abilities, such as farming, that would be useful.  Overall, not my recommended zombie survival preparation quiz.

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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2008, 12:19:29 PM »

Physical B
Mental C
Experience D
Emotional F
Total Z+
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2008, 12:35:55 PM »

B A A F Z+

Most of the correct answers seem to be straight out of the Zombie Survival Guide.
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2008, 12:41:45 PM »

QUESTION 1
Zombies burst through your door!  What do you do?
A) Scream "What the fuck?"
B) Run away quickly.
C) Kick their shit.
D) Die.
IF YOU ANSWERED A OR D, YOU DID NOT REACT FAST ENOUGH AND ZOMBIES KILLED YOU.  YOU GET AN F.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, GO TO QUESTION 2.
IF YOU ANSWERED C, GO TO QUESTION 3.

QUESTION 2
Are there actually any other exits from where you live?
A) Yes
B) No
IF YOU ANSWERED A, GO TO QUESTION 4.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, GO TO QUESTION 3.

QUESTION 3
Could you honestly kick the shit out of an unknown number of zombies?
A) I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
B) Naw, I'd probably get bitten once and die.
IF YOU ANSWERED A, GO TO QUESTION 4.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, ZOMBIES KILLED YOU.  YOU GET A D.

QUESTION 4
You are outside!  Where do you go from here?
A) Back inside to help my friends/family!
B) I go to my car!
C) I walk to the nearest fortified location.
IF YOU ANSWERED A, GO TO QUESTION 3.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, GO TO QUESTION 5.
IF YOU ANSWERED C, GO TO QUESTION 6.

QUESTION 5
There are zombies in your car.
A) What the fuck?
B) Kick their shit!
C) Fuck this, I'm walking to the nearest fortified location.
IF YOU ANSWERED A, YOU REACTED TOO SLOW AND ZOMBIES KILLED YOU.  YOU GET A C.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, YOU'VE CLEARLY NEVER BEEN IN A ZOMBIE FIGHT INSIDE A CAR AND ZOMBIES KILLED YOU.  YOU GET A C.
IF YOU ANSWERED C, GO TO QUESTION 6.

QUESTION 6
There are zombies on the street.
A) Those last two questions weren't questions at all!
B) Kick their shit!
C) Walk faster than they do.
IF YOU ANSWERED A, ZOMBIES KILLED YOU.  YOU GET A B.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, YOU PROCEEDED TO FIGHT EVERY SINGLE ZOMBIE YOU SAW UNTIL YOU TIRED YOURSELF OUT.  THEN ZOMBIES KILLED YOU.  YOU GET A B.
IF YOU ANSWERED C, GO TO QUESTION 7.

QUESTION 7
You've arrived at a heavily fortified location.  There a hot chicks here and also hot zombie chicks here.  What do you do?
A) I do a hot chick!
B) I do a hot zombie chick!
C) I ignore the hot chicks and concentrate on surviving the zombie invasion.
IF YOU ANSWERED A, ZOMBIES KILLED YOU WHILE YOU WERE DOING A HOT CHICK, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.  YOU GET AN A.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, YOU CONTRACTED A DISEASE WHILE DOING A HOT ZOMBIE CHICK, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.  YOU ARE NOW A STUD ZOMBIE.  YOU GET AN A.
IF YOU ANSWERED C, YOU SURVIVED THE ZOMBIE INVASION.  UNFORTUNATELY ALL THE HOT CHICKS DIED BECAUSE THEY'RE USELESS AND ALL THE HOT ZOMBIE CHICKS WERE KILLED BY YOU.  YOU LIVE ANOTHER DAY TO HOPEFULLY FIND MORE HOT CHICKS.  YOU GET AN A+.
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2008, 01:18:26 PM »

Physical: B
Mental: B
EXP: B
Humanity: F
Total: Z+

Brentai's Quiz: A+
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Re: Zombie Survival Quiz
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2008, 01:36:06 PM »

C B C F Z+
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