QUESTION 1
Zombies burst through your door! What do you do?
A) Scream "What the fuck?"
B) Run away quickly.
C) Kick their shit.
D) Die.
IF YOU ANSWERED A OR D, YOU DID NOT REACT FAST ENOUGH AND ZOMBIES KILLED YOU. YOU GET AN F.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, GO TO QUESTION 2.
IF YOU ANSWERED C, GO TO QUESTION 3.
QUESTION 2
Are there actually any other exits from where you live?
A) Yes
B) No
IF YOU ANSWERED A, GO TO QUESTION 4.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, GO TO QUESTION 3.
QUESTION 3
Could you honestly kick the shit out of an unknown number of zombies?
A) I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
B) Naw, I'd probably get bitten once and die.
IF YOU ANSWERED A, GO TO QUESTION 4.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, ZOMBIES KILLED YOU. YOU GET A D.
QUESTION 4
You are outside! Where do you go from here?
A) Back inside to help my friends/family!
B) I go to my car!
C) I walk to the nearest fortified location.
IF YOU ANSWERED A, GO TO QUESTION 3.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, GO TO QUESTION 5.
IF YOU ANSWERED C, GO TO QUESTION 6.
QUESTION 5
There are zombies in your car.
A) What the fuck?
B) Kick their shit!
C) Fuck this, I'm walking to the nearest fortified location.
IF YOU ANSWERED A, YOU REACTED TOO SLOW AND ZOMBIES KILLED YOU. YOU GET A C.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, YOU'VE CLEARLY NEVER BEEN IN A ZOMBIE FIGHT INSIDE A CAR AND ZOMBIES KILLED YOU. YOU GET A C.
IF YOU ANSWERED C, GO TO QUESTION 6.
QUESTION 6
There are zombies on the street.
A) Those last two questions weren't questions at all!
B) Kick their shit!
C) Walk faster than they do.
IF YOU ANSWERED A, ZOMBIES KILLED YOU. YOU GET A B.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, YOU PROCEEDED TO FIGHT EVERY SINGLE ZOMBIE YOU SAW UNTIL YOU TIRED YOURSELF OUT. THEN ZOMBIES KILLED YOU. YOU GET A B.
IF YOU ANSWERED C, GO TO QUESTION 7.
QUESTION 7
You've arrived at a heavily fortified location. There a hot chicks here and also hot zombie chicks here. What do you do?
A) I do a hot chick!
B) I do a hot zombie chick!
C) I ignore the hot chicks and concentrate on surviving the zombie invasion.
IF YOU ANSWERED A, ZOMBIES KILLED YOU WHILE YOU WERE DOING A HOT CHICK, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. YOU GET AN A.
IF YOU ANSWERED B, YOU CONTRACTED A DISEASE WHILE DOING A HOT ZOMBIE CHICK, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. YOU ARE NOW A STUD ZOMBIE. YOU GET AN A.
IF YOU ANSWERED C, YOU SURVIVED THE ZOMBIE INVASION. UNFORTUNATELY ALL THE HOT CHICKS DIED BECAUSE THEY'RE USELESS AND ALL THE HOT ZOMBIE CHICKS WERE KILLED BY YOU. YOU LIVE ANOTHER DAY TO HOPEFULLY FIND MORE HOT CHICKS. YOU GET AN A+.