Topic: Zombie Survival Quiz (Read 6089 times)

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #20 on:** August 10, 2008, 01:46:18 PM »

Quote from: Brentai on August 10, 2008, 12:41:45 PM

pragmatic quiz

why are there zombies in my car? i am not a friend to zombies, so i would not have given them my keys.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #21 on:** August 10, 2008, 01:51:04 PM »

I took Brentai's quiz, but got stuck in a loop around questions 3 and 4.

Brentai · « **Reply #22 on:** August 10, 2008, 02:14:13 PM »

Quote from: Cthulhu-chan on August 10, 2008, 01:46:18 PM

why are there zombies in my car? i am not a friend to zombies, so i would not have given them my keys.

So basically your reaction is "What the fuck?", right?

C.

Quote from: Constantine on August 10, 2008, 01:51:04 PM

I took Brentai's quiz, but got stuck in a loop around questions 3 and 4.

It is assumed that you only need to kick the asses of zombies once to ensure your family's safety. If you feel the need to kick the ass of every zombie you see then you eventually tire youself out and zombies kill you.

B.

James Edward Smith · « **Reply #23 on:** August 10, 2008, 02:47:42 PM »

Physical: B
Mental: A
EXP: B
Humanity: F
Total: Z+

That humanity one is rough. I mean, I fucking carried broke-leg Joe to a hiding spot and I still get an F just because I check people for bites before talking to them. I'm not much of a conversationalist, sue me.

Brentai's Quiz:

I am a Stud Zombie, yes!

Royal☭ · « **Reply #24 on:** August 10, 2008, 02:52:49 PM »

The thing is, getting an F on the last one means you did good. It's real screwed up.

sei · « **Reply #25 on:** August 10, 2008, 03:47:02 PM »

Such a high score or fucked up scale that it wrapped back around?

Kazz · « **Reply #26 on:** August 10, 2008, 03:47:17 PM »

yeah. i am going to try to get an A in humanity.

Kazz · « **Reply #27 on:** August 10, 2008, 03:53:16 PM »

Ok. I picked every "worst" answer, and got:
Physical: F
Mental: F
Experience: F
Emotional: Z ("You are a shining morale beacon in the blood-stained wastes. It will inevitably get the better of you, though.")
Total Survival Rank: F

Alex · « **Reply #28 on:** August 10, 2008, 04:01:11 PM »

Physical: B (I'm a fat bastard, but strong!)
Mental: C (Apparently my brains aren't amazing.)
Experience: C (I know zombies are slow and stupid! ...usually.)
Emotion: F (What? I picked most of the humanitarian answers!)
Overall: Z+

Yeah, Z+ is definitely related to being soooooo nuuuuuumb and in the eeeeend it doesn't even maaattteeeeerrrr.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #29 on:** August 10, 2008, 04:31:37 PM »

Physical: B
Mental: C
Experience: D
Emotional: D
Overall: A (what?)
This scoring confuses me because I'd survive somehow with a D in two things.

Kazz · « **Reply #30 on:** August 10, 2008, 04:39:21 PM »

apparently even incompetent little sissies can survive the zombie horde

James Edward Smith · « **Reply #31 on:** August 10, 2008, 05:22:43 PM »

Then how is there a zombie horde?! ARGH, INTERNET SURVEY LACKS LOGIC!

Brentai · « **Reply #32 on:** August 10, 2008, 05:33:22 PM »

The zombie horde is entirely made up of those who WANT to be zombies. Like goths and PEOPLE WHO FUCK ZOMBIE CHICKS, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING yeah I'd do that too.

Romosome · « **Reply #33 on:** August 10, 2008, 07:51:18 PM »

Physical: B
Mental: B
Experience: C
Emotional: F
Overall: Z+

Tried to answer based off what I would be most likely to do in the middle of all hell breaking loose, just on gut reaction, rather than studying and picking the answer.

"Emotional Integrity" is all kinds of retarded here. I especially like how lower is supposed to be good, but it's still your "Emotional Integrity". One of those two words isn't the one they want, and at any rate, their scale is way off.

Cute other than that and expecting us to CLEARLY know that there's a SPECIFIC kind of zombie and it ALWAYS works this way (OBVIOUSLY).

Kazz · « **Reply #34 on:** August 10, 2008, 08:05:36 PM »

obviously

obviously this is not 28 days later

this is george a romero land

Bal · « **Reply #35 on:** August 10, 2008, 08:29:13 PM »

If you look at the "Right" answers once you finish the quiz it clearly indicates that these are of the moaning, shambling kind of zombie, whose only purpose is to infect other living things.

Kazz · « **Reply #36 on:** August 10, 2008, 08:37:39 PM »

furthermore they don't need to feed

Detonator · « **Reply #37 on:** August 10, 2008, 08:55:39 PM »

Obviously this is a misinformation campaign being run by the (much different) real zombies in order to make us woefully unprepared for the forthcoming Zombiepocalypse.

Kazz · « **Reply #38 on:** August 10, 2008, 09:05:49 PM »

as we all know

love is the answer

love is always the answer

Mongrel · « **Reply #39 on:** August 10, 2008, 09:56:11 PM »

Love is always a must for apocalypse survival.

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